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Leadershit Looks Like Me

You might think that this kind of coprolite was served slathered in satire, but no. It’s something two barren bozos decided to put into the world.Leadership Looks Like Me – Kamala Harris Edition: A book of Coloring and Affirmations: [Bozo 1] Owusu-Afriyie, Jessica, [Bozo 2]Campbell, Wahkuna

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  • Hyland April 3, 2022, 11:34 PM

    Has there EVER been gaslighting insanity of this magnitude revved up to such preposterous levels? Is anyone out there, really, buying this? Want to see “leadership?” Click to this video at 4:25 and witness leadership in real time. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tK1-XjosMSw

    • Mike Austin April 4, 2022, 6:59 AM

      “Has there EVER been gaslighting insanity of this magnitude revved up to such preposterous levels?”

      Not that I have ever witnessed in my 68 years. One would have to go back to Ancient Mesopotamia for other examples.

      • OneGuy April 4, 2022, 8:21 AM

        We have reached the depths of stupidity. IMHO I suspect that these two bozos would actually be over joyed if a woman of color were to push the nuclear launch button and they would proclaim a first for POC even as we are all dying from radiation poisoning. To be honest I don’t really believe that for people like this that it is about POC achieving something but really it is about their hate for whitey and being able to use things like this to poke him in the eye.

        • Mike Austin April 4, 2022, 8:36 AM

          “We have reached the depths of stupidity.” I hope so. I would not enjoy imagining what might come next from these degenerates. And you are right. All this “person of color” nonsense cannot create something from such a paucity of raw material; it must be confected, imagined, built around forced pretense. Movies and books and advertisements are now built around “hate whitey, love the person of color”. The result is that our culture and government have been given over to illiterates, to incompetents, to barbarians.

  • gwbnyc April 4, 2022, 2:08 AM

    You might think that this kind of coprolite was served slathered in satire, but no. It’s something two barren bozos decided to put into the world.

    …I, a registered bombastic wiseass am utterly humbled, depleted, …aye, smirched by the effort above. I am rematerialized in a block of kryptonite.

  • JoeDaddy April 4, 2022, 2:43 AM

    Neatly bound, convenient. Toilet paper and/or bird cage liner.

  • Mike Austin April 4, 2022, 3:47 AM

    I just love those all-American names: Jessica Owusu-Afriyie and Wahkuna Campbell.

    There has been for some time a fad among the petite bourgeoisie—and among those who salivate to enter the petite bourgeoisie—to confect African monikers for themselves. You see this idiocy most commonly in academics and writers, especially among those who for some damn reason admire everything African. Remember when Schumer and Pelosi took the knee while wearing African kente cloth? Sometimes this admiration for all that is Afro takes a deranged tone, as when some rando white “scholar”—always female—pretends to be black. Rachel Dolezal is the perfect example. She is also a twofer, having changed her name to Nkechi Amare Diallo.

    Of course, in the contest to adopt African names none of this white trash can possibly equal real African names. One of my favorites is Omar Bongo (1935 – 2009), who ruled some place called Gabon—yes, it really exists. I checked.—for an astounding 43 years. But if I were to change my name from Mike Austin I would chose the following nom de Afrique:

    Mobutu Sese Seko Kuku Ngbendu Wa Za Banga.

    Now that is a name! And the guy who sported that cognomen ruled someplace called Zaire for 32 years. Roughly translated, it means “the rooster who goes from hen to hen without tiring or leaving any hen untouched”. With a name like that I could be a hit at every party.

    Still, I am awaiting for pieces of dung like Pelosi to find a suitable African name. Think of the possibilities! How about “Nancy Pelosi-Bongo”? Or “Charles Schumer-Kenyatta”? Or “Barack Hussein Obama”?

    Oops. That last one is already taken. Damn it.

    • gwbnyc April 4, 2022, 5:22 AM
      • Mike Austin April 4, 2022, 6:02 AM

        That photo perfectly sums up our ruling class. Fakery, pretense, mendacity and posing all around. There is nothing—not one damn thing—that is real or laudatory about such filth. And they think they are so serious and so important and so necessary and so worthy of respect—no, of adoration.

        “Oh that they all had but one neck, that I might slit it!”—Caligula

        Oh that they all had but one face, that I might spit in it.

        • Vanderleun April 4, 2022, 7:35 AM

          True story. I was supervising post-production work on Caligula in London. My voice is among all those we brought in one day to do the crowd chants.

          • Mike Austin April 4, 2022, 11:35 AM

            Caligula was not all bad. I loved that device to lop off heads. More fun than a guillotine. More efficient than a headsman. Less messy than shooting or gassing or electrocuting. And his horse Incitatus would be far and away a better solon than the degenerates who currently serve in the US Congress.

  • waitingForTheStorm April 4, 2022, 5:01 AM

    “It is time for us to do what we have been doing. And that time is every day.”

    Truer words were never spoken. And from the mouth of such an excellent politician and spokesperson for the present generation. I for one, am proud to live in the day where a stellar personage can aspire to the second highest office in the land while spouting such eloquent word salad.

    • gwbnyc April 4, 2022, 5:25 AM

      “…every morning right after I drink a coke.”

  • Honky the Clown April 4, 2022, 5:55 AM

    Stacey Abrams/Lizzo 2024.

    • Mike Austin April 4, 2022, 6:06 AM

      Yes, for president and vice-president of Gabon.

  • KCK April 4, 2022, 6:07 AM

    Laugh all you want. When your leadership goes nuts, you get things like Kabul airport evacuations, and European war.

    My leadership wants me to purchase no new guns, eat bugs not beef, and drive electric cars against my will. My hands are full. Send help.

    • Mike Austin April 4, 2022, 6:21 AM

      “Laugh all you want.” I do. All the time. The devil hates laughter.

      “When your leadership goes nuts…” Technically they are not nuts; they are Godless.

      “My leadership wants me to…” And why should we care what they want? They are mere objects of scorn and ridicule, nothing but well-manicured dung beetles, apes in suits of silk.

      “My hands are full. Send help.” Samuel Colt is at your service. So is Jack Daniels.

      • KCK April 4, 2022, 1:48 PM

        I tried not caring but the long arm of the law has other ideas. Gun laws are egregious, and at some point in my life I or someone in my fam will trip a wire on that grenade mine. I am already preparing to start purchasing locally owned beef (small ranches abound in Lincoln County) or considering owning a couple head myself. But, I fear BilDGrates will try to outlaw beef because he’s into command things. Look at his Covid performance, for example.
        BTW, I haven’t noticed a whole lot of unvaxed dying, have you?
        Oh, the other one was electric cars. The state actually signed a law where there will be no more new IC engines in cars after, I guess it’s 2030? Instead of that horseship, we ought to be mining shale and digging for oil and natch gas.
        Jack Daniels. Thank you. I drink Bulliet. I’d buy you a bottle if I ever saw you.

        • Mike Austin April 4, 2022, 4:27 PM

          What can one say about the vaxxed? By this time they know they made a stupid choice, one that will haunt them all their life. And they also know the fault is entirely theirs. All the necessary and relevant information was available to them, but they chose otherwise.

          Not my monkey. Not my circus.

          Washington State can make any law it wants—about electric cars or about unicorns.

  • tallowpot April 4, 2022, 6:08 AM

    When you say Kamala, gobbledygoop comes to mind.

    • Mike Austin April 4, 2022, 6:27 AM

      When I hear “Kamala” a picture of a smiling Willie Brown comes to mind.

      • TrangBang68 April 4, 2022, 3:01 PM

        Heard homegirl choked on a brown sausage

  • jwm April 4, 2022, 8:50 AM
  • PA Cat April 4, 2022, 10:22 AM

    You all do know that the Kamala book of coloring and affirmations will be followed by the Pete-and-Chasten Buttigieg book of gay “marriage,” male “chest feeding,” and baby care?

    • Mike Austin April 4, 2022, 10:34 AM

      Yes, with an introduction written by Elton John.

  • Denny April 4, 2022, 11:27 AM

    Don’t forget the current best seller, “All You Want To Know About Hunter Biden’s Lap Top
    (But Afraid To Ask)

  • Rusty Nael April 5, 2022, 10:29 AM

    Only brown and blue crayons are allowed to use on that coloring book- all other colors would be considered “racist.” S/
    And BTW, I’m sick to death seeing that stupid word “empowered.” Like the word “alleged” when reporting a criminal act, use of both those words should be outlawed.