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“Resist We Much”: The Adventure Continues

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Report: Of The 4.2 Million Americans Who Quit Their Jobs In December, 74% Worked For Kamala Harris |

“There are reports of personnel issues occurring in the office of the Vice President,” said Press Secretary Jen Psaki, “And the Biden Administration can confirm that Kamala Harris has, in fact, contributed to over 3 million staff members quitting.”

“I lasted about 17 minutes in there,” said the Vice President’s former communications assistant, Clarke Goldswaithe, while nursing two burst eardrums. “The turnover in there is unimaginable. I was still in the parking lot when I saw my replacement dive out of the second-story window just to get out of there.”

UPDATE / BREAKING! : Kamala Harris So Disliked Nation Considering Hillary Clinton “National polls, which never lie, have shown that Americans would prefer Hillary Clinton over Kamala Harris, which is pretty bad,” said political pollster Stanlip Bilksmear, “Even more disturbing, they both polled worse than ‘The propped up corpse of serial killer John Wayne Gacy.’ That wasn’t even an option in our poll; Americans wrote it in.”

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  • Mike Austin January 15, 2022, 6:09 AM

    I have not the slightest idea of what she said or what she meant—and neither does anyone else, including Harris herself. Sometimes I can sort of guess what Biden is saying, once I get beyond his dementia, pedophilia, terminal anger, weird gestures, bizarre threats and such. But with Harris? Where she was, where she is, where she’s going, I have not a clue. It might be fun, in a twisted, dark sort of way, to watch her in the White House—if she gets there, that is.

    This whole thing reminds me of the Howdy Doody Show of days gone by.

  • Heine January 15, 2022, 6:38 AM

    Classic double talk …

  • jwm January 15, 2022, 6:47 AM

    Dumb tit.

    JWM

  • BroKen January 15, 2022, 7:02 AM

    I understand what she’s saying. She’s the kid (and I know him well) who doesn’t have the slightest notion how to answer the essay question on the test but knows you can’t just leave it blank. If you say something, you’ll get some credit so you say something, anything that sounds like it might possibly relate to the question.

    • Mike Austin January 15, 2022, 7:10 AM

      I was in the teaching racket for 27 years, and you hit the nail on the head. I still gave such a kid an ‘F’ though.

      • Jack January 15, 2022, 3:22 PM

        I failed some stuff too but these days, and particularly in college and university courses you can’t get away with that unless the student is white. If it is black or blackish you have to give them passing grades even if they can only barely write their names.

        As for Kamala…she’s just about the most ignorant wall flower I’ve ever seen. She’s a strange combination of being dull, ignorant, uninformed and not interested and of being aware of it.

    • mary January 15, 2022, 11:46 AM

      BroKen, you got it! I had been trying to figure out her answers, but you got it! I knew one of those kind of students. LOL Paragraphs and paragraphs without saying one thing.

  • Rob De Witt January 15, 2022, 7:31 AM

    Like watching Amos ‘n Andy, isn’t it?

    • Vanderleun January 15, 2022, 8:57 AM

      But the question is, “Who da Kingfish?”

      • Rob De Witt January 15, 2022, 9:03 AM

        Imagine Tim Moore in one of those press conferences.

        “Well, uh……heh, heh, heh.”

  • Richard January 15, 2022, 7:41 AM

    Good old Kamel. Totally not the product of lowered expectations, Affirmative Action, quotas, or set-asides. She’s gonna make a mighty fine prezident some day.

  • Tom Hyland January 15, 2022, 7:48 AM

    I’ll never be able to find the article, from several months ago, written by a psychologist who postulated Kamala’s peculiar laughing sickness. He said it’s all a defense mechanism to defuse the suffocating inescapable reality that she doesn’t know anything. She’s incapable of delivering an astute observation regarding the circumstances, thus, laughing buys her a brief moment to swat back the question and try to think of something, anything, to say. It’s sad that her improv is beyond lacking, too. She’d be pummeled by rotten produce in the most amateur of comedy venues.

  • ghostsniper January 15, 2022, 7:57 AM

    Guaranteed, if she sat at the conference table with me, she would be in tears in the first 3 minutes.
    Or laying rubber leaving the building.
    I believe this would be true if she had to hold a serious conversation with any serious adult.
    That person’s mind stopped growing, learning, by about age 16.

    This where we are in 21st century american politics, where the 2nd in command has no more intelligence than your average teenager. The 1st in command is marginally better.

    What you are seeing right now across this country is the grown adults acting as they should and carving their existences as they see fit while maneuvering through the myriad of adolescent and criminal actions being thrown at them from all directions from all of the gov’t and a large percentage of the population. Right now, this is survivable, you are the proof, but things will most likely get far worse due to the internal inertia that has been built up from gov’t largess.

    It is inestimable how much damage the gov’t at all levels has caused to this entire planet. It will fail, this criminal gov’t, at some point and that point is not nearly soon enough to suit me. The sooner it, this criminal gov’t, and all of the people that support or facilitate it, fail the sooner the rest of us, the freedomists, will be able to soar like has never been done before in history, when those deeply entrenched chains of increasing tyranny have been destroyed at their roots. “Free at last, free at last, thank god almighty, free at last!”

    Now I’m going to go drink a glass of MiLK, and so should you.
    –the Raging Patriot, 2099

    • RedBeard January 15, 2022, 12:19 PM

      Ghost sniper,

      Can you imagine the brutal verbal slaughter that would result in a debate between Kamala and Ben Shapiro or Jim Jordan?
      There would be nothing left of her.

      • ghostsniper January 15, 2022, 2:44 PM

        From the couple times I’ve seen her talk, ANY adult would shred her instantly.
        I’ll presume that the reason she got the nickname “Kneepads” was because that was the only way she could get anywhere. Just too dam dumb to do otherwise.

        But in the bigger pic, it’s quite telling that such a person could ascend as she has. american politics has created a new low. History will mark this point. The only question left is, is this the lowest point, or will there be a new low at the next election?

  • Snakepit Kansas January 15, 2022, 9:37 AM

    Amazing that she was unprepared for such a question in an interview. An obvious question that she should have had a memorized answer for. She can blame her staff, but she should be looking in the mirror.

    She is an example of the Peter Principle brought about through affirmative action. It does no favor to an individual to put them into a position that they cannot succeed in and creates animosity toward the individual that should have gotten the job, but got screwed.

    • Mike Austin January 15, 2022, 10:30 AM

      “…and creates animosity toward the individual that should have gotten the job, but got screwed.” Sounds like Hillary to me. And for her…um…”getting screwed”: That’s above my pay grade. Thankfully.

  • Lance de Boyle January 15, 2022, 9:57 AM

    The Norwegian psychologist, Sven Fingernurbutt, in an article entitled, “Kamala Harris: The woman with a box-shaped head,” Norwegian Journal of Sardine Science, says,

    “Vice President Box Head’s hideous laugh is NOT of the nervous sort, when she is stymied by questions such as, “Where are we?” and “Is this a room?” Rather, laughter occurs when her implanted vibrator goes off at random intervals (’cause that’s the way uh huh uh huh she likes it) in her stylish pants. She used to respond by clapping her saurian hands, spreading her insectile legs, and saying, “Whooops, there it is” or “Ride ’em, box-headed cowgirl.”

    They tried it with Brandon, but he merely gave a Lon Chaney leer, as would be expected of a corpse in rictus, and drooled on his notes. Then he put a condom on his head and said to no one in particular, “Lookie, I’m an elf.”

  • David Spence January 15, 2022, 10:06 AM

    Take a look at the emasculated gamma-male married to this low-rent whore. https://www.facebook.com/fountainfair/videos/10157678650236444/?fallback=1

    • Mike Austin January 15, 2022, 10:25 AM

      Good Heavens. What a simpering weakling, basking in whatever glory is given off by his—well, let the Mexican part of me explain it in near untranslatable slang:

      “Una mujer muy chingada.”

      And that crowd! What a mess of humanity—and all clapping like the happy seals they are. Did you catch that guy in red all the way to the right? How can he possibly tie his shoes? If I were a Roman emperor 2000 years ago I would toss that entire crowd into the Colosseum, along with lions and tigers and bears. Oh my!

  • Mike Austin January 15, 2022, 10:46 AM

    Thanks to Gerard’s “Update / Breaking”, I have a most excellent idea. Let’s make Kamala the prez and Hillary the vice-prez. Imagine, if you will, the cosmic and world-wide hilarity that would ensue. Not even a George Carlin could possibly come up with a routine more comedic than the daily rituals of that ridiculous pair of harridans. Harris would soon come to know the meaning of the term “Arkancide”, and Hillary would then be the King of All She Surveys.

    Since we have been in clown world since November 2020, let’s take this show on the road and go all the way. I am open to suggestions for Prez Hillary’s cabinet. Bill Clinton of course for Secretary of State. That will keep him out of the country and engaged in foreign affairs.

    • ghostsniper January 15, 2022, 11:22 AM

      obammy would stand out at the end of the WH driveway holding a lantern in his jockey outfit.

    • Denny January 15, 2022, 11:33 AM

      Dear Mike,
      “engaged in foreign affairs”
      You’re my hero, you didn’t even say “no pun intended”

  • RedBeard January 15, 2022, 12:15 PM

    Kamala should keep her ignorant, lying mouth shut and only open it to serve it’s natural purpose– to service Willy Brown for five dollars a pop.
    As for her cackling laugh, I find it quite similar to Hillary Clinton’s, and she uses it in all the same situations– when she’s cornered, embarrassed, caught in a lie, or has no reasonable answer to a pointed question.

    • Mike Austin January 15, 2022, 12:22 PM

      Five dollars a pop? Didn’t Willie get it for free?

      • RedBeard January 15, 2022, 3:13 PM

        Mike,

        Well if he did get it for free, that’s the only way he could get his money’s worth.

  • gw January 15, 2022, 2:08 PM

    Between Joe’s Dementia and Kamala’s apparent Aphasia, it can leave little doubt about the Potemkin village on Pennsylvania Avenue.

    • ghostsniper January 15, 2022, 2:49 PM

      I had to look that up. I guess it’s possible that slapping Willies thighs with her cheeks several hundred times a week could do that to a person.

  • gw January 15, 2022, 3:16 PM

    It could definitely loosen a couple screws.

  • Nori January 15, 2022, 7:44 PM

    Judging from that interview,her oral arguments to pass the California bar must be legendary.

  • Dirk January 16, 2022, 9:20 AM

    Three maybe four yrs ago, I stood not more than twenty ft from Harris, was at a Deputy Sheriffs funeral, she was the Calif AG. She rambled on for an hour, I could not honestly repeat any one sentence of her speech. As she tried to inject warmth and a bit of humor, with that foul laugh of hers. Maybe a thousand cops from across the nation failed to see any humor in our reasoning for this gathering.

    The funeral was for a young, baby deputy sheriff, from Modoc County Ca, he should not have been on the streets without his trainer. A sad ending to the world’s shortest career.

    What was memorable was this. As hundreds of police cars drove the twenty minutes to his burial site, I observed sniper teams on virtually every rise. Talking sixty seventy sniper teams. I cried thinking is this what this country’s become, we can’t even bury a deputy sheriff for fear of some turd shooting up 100s of marked and unmarked police cars.

    A sobering reminder of a great nation rapidly racing for the bottom. Siskiyou County, the most northern county before OREGON on the I-5 corridor.

    This young man’s career was over before it even started.

    VI

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