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And the beat(off) goes on. . .

Kamala Harris’ chief speechwriter quits as VP office faces staff exodusVice President Kamala Harris‘s top speechwriter will leave her role after less than four months, following a string of other departures from the White House.

Meghan Groob, Ms. Harris‘s director of speechwriting, is the latest employee expected to leave the vice president’s office, according to Politico. Hired in April, Ms. Groob replaced Ms. Harris‘s first speechwriter, who left the job at the end of February.

Ms. Groob previously worked as a speechwriter for Microsoft co-founder Bill Gates and as an editorial director for Gates Ventures.

The  Groob (“She can breath okay as long as nobody unplugs her”) replacement interview:

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  • Mike Austin August 17, 2022, 8:28 AM

    Kamala for president. Think of the comedic value. The US will win the next war because her enemies will laugh themselves to death.

  • Hyland August 17, 2022, 8:43 AM

    Does anyone here find Kamala’s voice, that nasal chambered sound emitting from her skull, rather irritating to the ears? Hmmm? Am I the only one that feels blood pressure rising whenever she makes everything perfectly clear, within her Kamala Konsciousness, for her constituents?

    • Rob De Witt August 17, 2022, 10:42 AM

      As unattractive as I find her, I can nonetheless appreciate why somebody would be inspired to stuff something in her mouth.

      • mary August 18, 2022, 7:53 AM

        I guffawed at that! Thanks

    • Lance de Boyle August 17, 2022, 1:08 PM

      Her head looks like a box wearing a wig.
      I now have a phobia of boxes wearing wigs.
      “Is that a box wearing a wig!! Oh, no!… I can’t breathe! I have to get outa here.”
      Nancy Pelosi’s head also looks like a box—wearing a heinous set of false teeth that continually shift and clack.
      Now I have two things to worry about.
      “Gee, I sure hope I don’t run into (or encounter) a box wearing a set of false teeth that continually shift and clack.”

      And I’m terrified of this bewigged hand—or any bewigged hand, for that matter.

    • Jack August 17, 2022, 3:45 PM

      No, you are not the only one. Her/she/it’s whiney, sing-song fuk me voice is just like finger nails being dragged across a large blackboard and I, honestly, never know what the hell she is trying to say. She’s a gd idiot.

    • Nobody Uno August 18, 2022, 6:33 AM

      As a woman of half a generation older, I concur … it’s not just Kammie, it’s most women of the younger ages as well … that nasal whine alternating with the raspy focal fry they use for emphasis … and it’s not just women, have you noticed how nasal just about everyone younger than, say, 45 or so has become? What happened? I was a “career woman” back in the 80’s and early 90’s and we got voice training that was supposed to help us work with the mens … you can argue about that somewhere else (eventually I had children and went home), but my point is that one can modify one’s voice to be more pleasing and persuasive so WHY don’t these public figures do that? I believe they used to do it, thinking of the venerable Iron Lady, but by the time Hill came along, not so much. It’s not just lefties, either …. sigh …. maybe it’s God’s way of pushing us away from the screens and toward better things in life …

  • Ed P August 17, 2022, 8:57 AM

    She has a unique way of saying nothing of substance in many words. I’d rather see this gormless idiot replace Xiden (when they stop pretending he’s still all there) than that corrupt alcoholic geriatric witch. At least with KH it’ll be harder to pretend she’s in charge and there’s less chance of her starting WW3.

  • Denny August 17, 2022, 9:03 AM

    “Speaking together the truth about what is obsolete.”

    Dearest Kamala, – YOU are what is obsolete and totally useless.

  • ghostsniper August 17, 2022, 10:52 AM

    I’d like to see that roped to the hitch.
    Burning in diesel of course.
    The screams would be music to my auditory glands.

  • Grubered August 17, 2022, 12:31 PM

    The inflation balloon act was passed and comrade Groob was no longer useful to unelected world co-fuhrer Gates.
    I thought it would be a Jeffy Toobin post at first, bwahaha!

  • Casey Klahn August 17, 2022, 6:23 PM

    I forgot how utterly cool Blade Runner is, and how utterly terrible the re-make.

    Kamala is a perfect example of everything crazy in the democrat party, and in DC. Not that our last VP was any great politician, either. At least Kamala represents what she so poorly says she does. Pence is a lying bag of shit in a skin suit, and Benedict Arnold for our day.

    Ghost, make sure that rope is the prickly and rough kind.

  • Steve (retired/recovering lawyer) August 18, 2022, 8:47 AM

    Kamala reminds me of a local state court judge before whom I had the misfortune to appear with some frequency. Before being elevated to the bench, she was a generally incompetent, but very self-satisfied lawyer in a local “white shoe” firm. She became our county’s first female judge at a time when that started to become de rigueur because she was one of the very few females in the bar at that time. She hated me and I reciprocated to the extent that the relationship allowed. For example, I referred to her as “Judge,” and never “Your Honor.” Petty, but what can one do in such circumstances? I realized that her animosity stemmed from her (completely rational) feeling of inferiority. I recognize the same dynamic at work in Kamala. She knows damn well she has no business being VP and that she only got the gig because of her dusky complexion and surplus of X chromosomes. That, and having been Willie Brown’s sperm receptacle for a time.