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When the militia gets around to hanging the Mayor of Portland, this will be Exhibit A at the drop

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  • Short French Bastard August 28, 2020, 3:43 PM

    This letter is stunning in its rudeness, pomposity, obvious willful blindness to facts, and lies so bold it is breathtaking. It’s just shocking. General Melchett said it best “If nothing else works, a total pig-headed unwillingness to look facts in the face will see us through.”

  • jwm August 28, 2020, 3:44 PM

    Looks like a facebarf post from a 20 year old feminist.
    What a disgraceful piece of shit this man is.


  • Boat Guy August 28, 2020, 4:08 PM

    I can’t equal, much less improve upon SFB’s assessment. I must say however that I am not “shocked” in the least by the lies or the arrogance; it’s all part-and-parcel of the enemies of our country

  • Christopher L Hunt August 28, 2020, 4:13 PM

    Is this guy fucking retarded? I’m asking in earnest.

  • Stargazer August 28, 2020, 4:24 PM

    He is a willfully blind buffoon!

  • psychodave August 28, 2020, 4:48 PM

    Before the (well-deserved public hanging) can’t we at least encourage him to get some professional psychiatric help and check his medications before he checks his privilege every morning?

  • The Universal Spectator August 28, 2020, 4:57 PM

    This guy truly honestly believes his own bullshit. Portland elected him. He belongs to them…

  • Dan August 28, 2020, 4:57 PM

    Wheeler is a rich kid trying to find some purpose in life without actually doing anything. So of course he crawls into politics. A coward, chronic liar, devoid of integrity and surprisingly ignorant. He does whatever bidding his masters command.

  • Terry August 28, 2020, 5:37 PM

    A possible reply to the honorable Mayor of Portland, Oregon:

    Dear Mayor Wheeler:

    On behalf of President Donald Trump, who is very busy with the affairs of the American people I have been given the keyboard for a quick reply to your message dated August 28, 2020.

    I am certain the President is shaking his head in disbelief that you Sir actually were elected to the office that you hold. When your “subjects” eventually come to their senses you may end up with your head on a pike. Bone-up on French history a bit around the last revolution there. Interesting reading.

    In the meantime, your city of Portland will receive zero Federal funds or any other Federal assistance.

    The Portland port will be closed/blocked until further notice. Just let them eat cake.

    White House Grounds Keeper

  • ghostsniper August 28, 2020, 6:19 PM

    Possibly fake.
    Do a google image search on that document and see what comes up.
    I never seen anything quite like that.

  • Vanderleun August 28, 2020, 6:25 PM

    Not fake just new. Here’s the link to the bluecheck twitter account of this insect:


    Plus today he showed up with one of his house blacks in a “March On Portland” t-shirt.

  • Geoff C. The Saltine August 28, 2020, 7:04 PM

    If he is not careful he just might get the Gaddafi treatment and like it,at the begining, the ending not so much.
    This is my home town and the scum have taken over. (Moved on)
    In the 70’s we would have beat the shit out of them and they would never be seen again.
    Ted Wheeler Homo Stupidus.
    Next week please help P. Trump.

  • rabbit tobacco August 28, 2020, 8:18 PM

    Rebellion against a king may be pardoned, or lightly punished, but the man who dares to rebel against the laws of a republic ought to suffer death.

    Samuel Adams

  • Lance de Boyle August 28, 2020, 9:18 PM

    Note that he has the support of women with huge asses. So, there’s that in his favor.
    Also note the absence of calf muscles. This means that he is a pussy and can be dragged down the hall by his (roomy) jock strap to the approbation (if approbation is the word I want) of the crowd.

    “Hey, Ted. Stand up. Stand up, Teddy!…. Whattaya mean, your balls hurt? ALWAYS thinking about your balls. You and your precious balls.”
    Our betters seem to have hit the nadir (or bottom) of inanity. Can they go lower? But what would that look like? Oh, right. Ghetto talk.
    Dear Mr. Presbibent,
    Yo, yo, yo, yo,
    yo, yo, bro,
    bro, bro, bro, bro
    bro, bro, yo.

  • Joe Redfield August 28, 2020, 10:23 PM

    “There is no place for looting, arson, and vandalism in our city.” Earlier this week, though, a lad who was convicted of arson in Portland was sentenced…to probation and community service. They should change the name to ‘Rabbit Hole, Oregon’.

  • barbara green August 28, 2020, 10:44 PM

    My advise to decent, normal residents of Portland is FLEE!

  • Mustafa Sensayuma August 28, 2020, 10:57 PM

    Hang ’em high, and don’t stop until we run out of Democrats.

  • PA Cat August 28, 2020, 11:47 PM

    Can’t help wondering 1) what’s happened to property values in Portland; 2) how much U-Haul and other rent-a-truck companies are charging folks moving out of Porta-Potty-land.

  • PA Cat August 29, 2020, 2:05 AM

    Update to Gerard’s comment above: Yes, the letter is genuine, and (Schadenfreude warning!) a few hours after he posted it, activists invaded his apartment building: “Activists occupy Portland mayor Ted Wheeler’s apartment and aren’t leaving until he: resigns, abolishes the police by 2022 with no tech or private replacement, and allots saved resources to BIPOC communities and city services.”


    Photos of Ted’s new roommates at the link.

  • H August 29, 2020, 3:34 AM

    I see a Christopher Stevens moment in his future.

  • John The River August 29, 2020, 4:21 AM

    What happens if we keep saying the response to progressive politics is moving to a more reasonable place, politically. First of all, there are a lot of very nice places that will be lost to us. Places some of us were born and have lived in all our lives.
    Then, since the progressives are going to follow the people that make nice things (and places) a heck of a lot of us are all going to be crammed into the same dusty little patch of dessert in West Texas. And the next day a progressive will show up, and run for Mayor.

  • Anne August 29, 2020, 4:26 AM

    The primary trouble with Portland and Seattle is thus:
    The children of great wealth only just have to show up in the classroom at whatever university they attend. Show up, make sure the professor knows who your mommy/daddy are and then doze off. The trouble with these children of wealth is that they do not have to really learn to think through anything. They never have to put their heads down and do the hard work of understanding complexity. They never truly become educated, literate, or acquire above average intelligence. The stuff needed to be a truly wise leader. Nope, they just hang those degree titles, behind their names and move on to whatever political, or NGO position they think looks like fun. They try to make themselves feel worthwhile by being liberal. After all–that’s exactly what daddy wasn’t!

  • nunnya bidnez, jr August 29, 2020, 6:41 AM

    I notice that Wheeler is wearing Nike Cortez sneakers in that photo.
    Doesn’t he know who Cortez was, what horrific things he did to the natives of this beautiful hemisphere?? Tear those sneakers down!

    shame really; I used to wear Nike Cortez; they were great sneakers, comfortable, not gaudy looking, long lasting.
    But I won’t buy from Nike anymore, because of their political activism and cultural destruction.

  • Jack August 29, 2020, 6:53 AM

    This should be an easy fix. Halt all Federal aid of any kind including federally funded communications, medical and other bennies. Pull all Federal contracts and call in all loans.

    And when he screams and squeals, ignore him.

  • ambiguousfrog August 29, 2020, 8:31 AM

    When did the effeminate take over positions of power? Every blue state mayor and/or governor has a flaccid male in charge. No wonder we are where we are.

  • Anne August 29, 2020, 8:54 AM

    SPOT ON! Ambiguousfrog–you caught it immediately. This type of man is the only one the femnazis will support in any endeavor. The only ones they can control. In case you haven’t noticed the femnazis of Seattle aren’t doing too well either in managing chaos. This is the nearest male thing they can get votes for without really having to deal with a man with his own convictions. You will notice Joe Biden and all the other “approved and supported” white males are the same. At the lower levels of our culture most of these guys are the sons of single mommy’s who the court wouldn’t let near their daddy. Too bad for sonny boy–but, the look, the sound, the mannerisms are all pretty much the same. You shouldn’t worry about the mayor of Portland. He is just waiting for his orders from the women in charge of running Seattle.

  • Jim August 29, 2020, 9:50 AM

    I discussing self-defense, firearms and calibers, it is generally accepted that a .380 ACP is about the base-level minimum recommendation for “social purposes”. I’m not here to argue that point, but I use it to illustrate the following.

    Mayor Wheeler would be overcome merely by the “recoil” of a .177 Daisy Red Ryder. And I think he could be felled by a well placed burst from a Bug-A-Salt fly-gun.

    Appropriate, for an insect like him.

    Sunk New Dawn
    Galveston, TX

  • Elmo August 29, 2020, 9:59 AM

    ambiguousfrog –
    I have noticed for at least 10 years that almost all mainstream television hosts, with the exception of those on Fox, have no shoulders. It’s as if the heaviest thing they’ve ever picked up was a pen or an iPhone or an Xbox controller. It’s a strange concept to a guy like me who has spent a lifetime doing hard physical work, including bucking tons of alfalfa, fighting wildland fires and working in the woods, among other things.
    Today’s lightweights could never handle real work. They are physically incapable of it. Not a good trend for our country.

  • Sam L. August 29, 2020, 10:05 AM

    Wheeler is an IDJIT on steroids and illegal drugs.
    But then, so is Kate Brown.
    Oregon: YOU ARE SCREWED.

  • ghostsniper August 29, 2020, 2:29 PM

    Since wheeler is the highest LEO in Portland BLM could just firebomb his office, kick the doors in, and drag his screaming ass down the road. That is, if there was a solid set of nadz amongst em. But there ain’t.

  • The Charlie Daniels of the Torque Wrench August 29, 2020, 3:22 PM

    He is in a close race with someone named Sarah Iannarone who is a Democratic Socialist; she’s killing him from further left. He wants re-election, he needs to run this way.

  • The Charlie Daniels of the Torque Wrench August 29, 2020, 3:24 PM

    He is in a close race with someone named Sarah Iannarone who is a Democratic Socialist; she’s killing him from further left. He wants re-election, he needs to run this way.

  • gwbnyc August 30, 2020, 7:56 AM

    give a whirl hopefully-

  • gwbnyc August 30, 2020, 7:58 AM
  • és meu August 31, 2020, 7:08 AM

    Be kind folks they are hard of thinking.

  • MF September 3, 2020, 7:08 AM

    Militia! The way it’s going the street urchins he so disparately protects will be the ones who hang this useful idiot.