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Strange Daze: Of Sploosh, Rasputin, and Kneepads

Yelp Must Die! Writing good criticism, even restaurant criticism, isn’t something anyone can do. Not many people can write well, and most who do, don’t have the critical sense or sufficient taste to be good at criticism. Worse, we live in a moment when intelligent criticism, as a skill, has collapsed across the board. Almost no one seems to know anything about music, books, art, architecture, or movies. The premium for knowledge is at an all-time low. The market for criticism has gone bankrupt, and sites like Yelp helped it get there by flooding the internet with cheap shite.

Make sure you pass that on to all of the Keyboard Kommandoes shrieking that you’re not TWEETING HARD ENOUGH about how much you support Ukraine. David Frum, Bill Kristol and all of the skinny femmes and/or disgusting fatbodies at The Bulwark, Jonah Goldberg, Steve Hayes, Meghan McCain, David French, Jennifer Rubin, AllahPundit, and all the rest of the gang will, I’m sure, want to know they will finally have the opportunity to fight in one of the many, many, many, many wars they are very passionate about, this time with no convenient excuses about why they can’t personally attend.

Raconteur Report: Who GAF? Moscow’s puppet ruler was driven out of Ukraine in a hail of molotov cocktails a few years back. One third of the country may miss him; another third may love the new crook. But the last third just wants to be left the f**k alone, in peace, to make their own way, and those guys are going to explain that to Russia the same way we explained it to King George III circa 1775ff.

Those are the guys I’m rooting for, and for exactly the same reasons. Gravity took the communists out in 1990. Molotovs did it again last decade. They’re not inclined to give Putin a free pass just because he executes a Plan 37, flips the chessboard over, and pulls a gun. They’re going to start kicking him in the dick every chance they get, over and over again. FTR, Putin’s army is about 500K guys. He’s supposedly sent in 150K-200K for this little excursion. That one-third of Ukraine disinclined to acquiesce to his intention is somewhere between 10,000,000 and 15,000,000 folks. Putin can conquer the entire Ukraine military, and still lose at this, day after day, forever, for decades. Unless Putin is willing to nuke the entire country, and kill every swinging Richard there that opposes him, which would move him to the Bronze Trophy in the worldwide Genocide Olympics, and push Hitler’s Germany completely off the platform. So yeah, under those circumstances, I’ma root for any little guy willing to step up and say, “F**K no, you aren’t doing that to my country yet again.

President Biden just nominated [insert name of left wing radical] for the Supreme Court. A graduate of [insert Ivy League law school,] this selection is being hailed as a historic choice because [pronoun] will be the first [insert identity group] on the Supreme Court, making the court “more representative of America.”

BETTER DAZE: Ace and many others are now in a mode of Rejectivism, Patriot Games: The Incompetent, Immoral Overclass Continues Its Lunatic Bullying Of the Rest of the Country I do support Ukraine, but I don’t particularly care all that much about it — on a scale of 1 to 10, it’s about a 4, and right now there are a lot of 7s, 8s, 9s, and 10s I’m much more concerned about — and I will not be Shamed into putting up a Ukranian Flag on my Twitter profile because Meghan McCain has decided that this latest Groupthink Enforcement Effort is just So Totally Important You Guys.

We have been bullied about what we are permitted to say or believe about Trump, about Russiagate, about the election, about the January 6 “Insurrection,” about BLM and George Floyd (they’re all heroes and besides those businesses are insured), about covid, about masking, about vaccines, about myocarditis (it’s a conspiracy theory oh wait now it’s not a conspiracy theory, but it’s a very minor risk you shouldn’t be worried about), and on and on and on.

The same very small group of FUCKING AMORAL IDIOTS AND MENTALLY-ILL NEUROTICS AND CONTROL FREAK KARENS AND NEVERTRUMP PERVERTS has been telling the rest of us what we are allowed to think or say on every fucking issue of any public saliency for six fucking years and I am DONE with it.

And yes I would rather see Ukraine burn to the ground than for one second longer put up with this regime of endless bullying and thought control.

At some point, it must stop. IT MUST FUCKING STOP.

Secret Service Code Name: Sploosh. In case you were wondering, Jill’s is Rasputin. And the veep is still Kneepads.

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  • Tom Hyland March 2, 2022, 12:00 PM

    With all the money Julia is raking in she should buy some kneepads like Kamala and open wide for Chunky. As for the “Stare of the Union”, I love the way this reporter described FJB’s vapid gaze into the vacuum. This is 5 minutes of pure entertainment. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q58iiYwnqJ4

  • OneGuy March 2, 2022, 12:07 PM

    Buy American products that were made by illegal aliens.

  • FLSTF March 2, 2022, 1:21 PM

    Ben Shapiro just released his review of Biden’s pathetic, lie-filled SOTU. As always, Shapiro tears into Brainless Biden’s lies and huge failures as only Ben can do. It’s about 11 minutes, and well worth the watch.

    And BTW, even a lot of leftist-leaning news sources are complaining that Joe was fulla crap- all through the SOTU address. I guess even libtards are fed up.

    • Mike Austin March 2, 2022, 4:02 PM

      I cannot stand that high-pitched voiced, Trump hating prick. He supports his real country, Israel, over the country where he plants his short, skinny ass. So he picks on Biden? Like that is a difficult task. He is no American conservative but rather a Jewish ultra-nationalist—a point he has made clear many times. He despises Christians, by the way, but he covers his views quite well. Many fall for his schtick.

      Shapiro is a modern, cut-rate Caiaphas.

      • ghostsniper March 2, 2022, 7:17 PM


        Cheap, transparent, not very deep, and attracts pedophiles, criminals and weak minded idiots.

        Saw him once a few years ago and that was more than enough.

        • gwbnyc March 3, 2022, 5:45 AM

          a suffocating self-promoter.

          • FLSTF March 3, 2022, 10:46 AM

            Nice reactions.
            I posted that for the tons of truth it contained about Biden’s ineptitude and lies, not to solicit personal opinions of the guy. Hate him or like him, his YAF has done a great deal of good exposing and combating the schools and colleges in America that promote CRT, BLM, the LGBTXYZ crap, and attacking the insanity of trans-psychos all over America.

            I’d honestly like to see a genuine example of that perceived “Christian hating” posted here so I can see for myself. Unless, of course, he “covers his views” so well that it can’t be detected.

            I’d also like to know if anyone actually disagreed with his views on Biden’s SOTU.

            • ghostsniper March 4, 2022, 4:55 AM

              Stupid pedo troll doesn’t get it and starts blubbering all over itself. laugh laugh laugh

  • gwbnyc March 3, 2022, 3:54 AM

    King’s severe constipation is witnessed by the the condition of his chamber pot on the bottom shelf.

    • MIKE GUENTHER March 3, 2022, 7:50 AM

      He wrote better fiction as Richard Bachmann than he ever did as Stephen King, with the exception of”The Stand.”

  • KCK March 3, 2022, 8:56 AM

    Had enough of Clausewitz? Here’s another phrase from his book: “Presence of Mind”. He applied it to a young commander who, in the midst of battle, could see clearly the actual situation and make decisions accordingly – make decisions that would lead to the accomplishment of his mission, and ideally also the preservation of his command. No hopes, no bullshit, no fooling oneself.

    Let’s talk about tanks, in a non-political and non-ideological manner. They’ve been described as anachronisms, and yet here we are, baby. Tanks OTA and when you follow the crowd-source maps, you look for the tanks to tell you where the front is. American armor units describe themselves as “the combat arm of decision”. Fukn A. Tanks have the formal state as follows: they move, shoot and communicate, and they provide protection. The art of the tank goes as follows: never stop. When do we stop? Never! Can we stop right here? No! How about a pause at the next…Nope!!

    So, clearly the Russians are off plot a bit, and are suffering delays. Opinions vary among war news followers from Ukraine the lion-hearted, and at the other poles we have: Putin’s just doing what he’s gotta and the really interesting opinion called: Fake War. Good to have a clear eye, and not be overly optimistic nor pessimistic for your side. This YouTuber has what I think is the perfect amount of pessimism and it’s because he’s an infantry enlisted man veteran. He can’t afford bullshit. Watch his update here: https://youtu.be/K5BAZ2bBUzM

    His assessment is that the pregnant pauses are refueling and rearmament ops, and he’s probably completely right. I’d add they are also cluster fux and command failures because you’re bound to have that and there are Ivans with contraband cell phones uploading vids of how they’ve been abandoned by higher ups and completely forgotten, and elsewhere you have whole tanks and other vehicles abandoned with dry fuel tanks. So, a bit of both on plan and off plan. FTR, the better logs (I did a shit ton of logs in my infantry officer days) is a rolling refuel or a leapfrogging refuel. Remember the tanker’s mantra: Don’t stop!

    So, this next phase of the dumpster fire called (by some) the Ukraine-Russia War, is an encirclement of Kiev and then the investment of the city. I told you before that an attacker wants a 3:1 advantage in numbers of troops, but in urban warfare he needs 5:1. Recall how we approached Baghdad, in 2003, and the doctrinal estimates were that we could face a major battle with casualty rates we may not be mentally prepared to accept. Then came the Thunder Run9s) which were fast armored reconnaissance in force ops, and we essentially found the Iraqis (trained and armed by Russia) to be paper tigers when it comes to tank warfare. Never stop? Try digging your T-72s in up to the turret and using them as pillboxes. It ain’t effective, Haji.

    Will the Russians effectively ring Kiev? Will the Ukes make a stand there, or escape the sack with forces to fight on in the forested and mountainous West? Will Putin retain significant power long enough to topple Zelensky?

    In guilty fun I am watching for the guys I am calling “The A Team,” who are a small band of US and Brit SF types fighting inside Ukraine under the banner of the Foreign Brigade. What would you do if you were them? You’d watch the other guy’s spec ops, and you’d physically go to every artillery unit in the Ukrainian army and get actual commanders cell phone numbers and radio freeks, and then be where the decision point of the battle is and rain hell on the lead tanks. Notice: columns destroyed littered up and down narrow roads.

    idk what will happen, but I do know how shit happens. The Russians are certainly in some danger of being defeated, but more likely they will simply fail to achieve war goals, and this will topple Putin or force him to revise his war aims. Or, they’ll win and topple the Ukraine govt. They won’t occupy as in old times, but hover off map and torment and bully. Next: the Baltics, Finland, etc. IOW, Putin wants political sway and enough swagger to advance his demands and desires in Europe.

  • OneGuy March 3, 2022, 11:42 AM

    Tanks are essentially incinerators for living/dead soldiers. More effective against a small army with limited resources but merely a line of targets against an army that has A10’s and Javelins. In some ways it is very much like Poland using Calvery to fight the Germany tanks. Every weapon platform has it’s Achilles heel. Ukraine doesn’t have A10’s of course and they have limited Javelins, so in this war the tanks will mostly perform as hoped but tanks are so 1945.