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  • PA Cat May 29, 2022, 2:30 PM

    In other news– Mr. Nancy Pelosi (Paul to his buddies in the finance world) was pulled over by the California popo on Saturday for driving under the influence– in Napa, unsurprisingly. Maybe sampling some of the stuff produced by his wife’s vineyard. “‘The Speaker will not be commenting on this private matter which occurred while she was on the East Coast,’ her deputy chief of staff Drew Hammill said in a statement to HuffPost. Additional details about [Paul’s] arrest were not immediately known. Nancy Pelosi was in Rhode Island on Sunday to deliver a commencement speech to recent graduates.”


    One surmises that the Speaker’s spouse samples the juice on a regular basis in order to put up with her.

  • Nori May 30, 2022, 6:27 AM

    All he has to do is breathe deep of the fumes emanating from her pickled body.
    My favorite part of this news item is this bit: “It is unknown at this time if Mr Pelosi was alone in the car. Speaker Pelosi is currently back east.”

    Oh reeeeeeally?

    Hope the arresting officer does’nt get what,Californi-cided? Napa-cided?

    • Nori May 30, 2022, 6:43 AM

      Brilliant newscast,JP. If the lockbrains of network/cable “news” could be so accurate,their ratings might climb out of that fetid,smoking pit.