My life, my joy, my happiness, my books, my friends, my music, my writing, my bicycles, my health, my mind, body and soul, and my God—not brought by Pfizer. But the coming world-wide holocaust of dead and sterile and permanently disabled and forever sick will be. For a complete understanding, just substitute ‘Lucifer’ for ‘Pfizer’. It will all become clear then.
I have not watched television for 43 years. When I hear about it, the programs seem to consist of pornography, violent pornography, child pornography, blasphemy, Deep State propaganda, illiterate black felons running around a field or a rectangle of wood, and millennials insulting each other.
I’m sure a video pointing out that one of the vaccine manufacturers sponsors tv news shows is causing a major malfunction on this blog is ALL
just a coincidence. Yup.
JackOctober 22, 2021, 9:57 AM
I am “Joeholio”….. hilarious.
VanderleunOctober 22, 2021, 11:18 AM
I hope that’s fixed the issue by removing the Gab embed and reverting to the original tweet. Check me on this, please.
KarenOctober 22, 2021, 11:47 AM
My screen has returned to normal. That was…disconcerting.
JoeOctober 22, 2021, 11:34 AM
Got rid of mine when Seinfeld went off the air
JackOctober 22, 2021, 2:30 PM
Well Joe, NF has all of Seinfeld’s episodes available and they’re still hilarious.
AnonymousOctober 22, 2021, 1:04 PM
Doctor. “Okay, Lance, bendover and spread em.”
Lance. “Better yet, YOU bendover and spread em.”
Doc. “Hey, I gotta examine your prostate. This finger of joy is brought to you by Pfizer. Our motto: ‘At Pfizer, we just poke around and see what happens.'”
Lance. “Oh, well, Pfizer. Poke ho.”
Customer. “Hey, what’s this in my soup?”
Server. “Oh, those are stem cell clumps from aborted babies.”
Customer. “What the hell!!!”
Server. “Brought to you by Pfizer. Our motto. ‘The baby. The whole baby. And nothing but the baby.'”
Customer. “Oh, well, Pfizer baby parts! Serve ho. Nothing beats Pfizer baby stem cell clumps.”
Knock knock.
Lance. “Yeah, who the hell’s there?”
Mail Guy. “It’s Mel, the mail guy. Got a package for you, Lance. Says, ‘Pfizer spiked proteins.'”
Lance. “Oh, Pfizer spiked proteins. Great, I’ll just inject them straight into my heart.”
Announcer. “And here is Four-star Admiral Rachel Bovine, with a message from our sponsors. Pfizer.
At Pfizer, we know what’s good for you, and we’re gonna give it to you good and hard.”
Adm. Bovine. “My fellow Pfizerians. By the way, how do you like the dress? Could it be MORE hideous and lumpish? It’s an empirical question. Maybe Tony Fauci, a real scientist, can give us an answer as he is dragged screaming to the gallows. Or maybe not. He appears preoccupied. Anyway, let us pray. All together now…
I love Pfizer, Yes siree.
Pfizer meds are good for me.
If I die before I wake,
turn me into Pfizer cake.”
Welp, I may get back to work. Or not, as the case may be.
The last time I heard “Bend over and spread ’em!” was during my Air Force physical 50 years ago.
Aborted babies in food? Yep, right here in the Land of Plenty. Look up the company Senomyx. It used them in the process of making food additives—mainly “flavor enhancers”—through the “harvesting” of the tissues from aborted children. You might be surprised how many popular foods had such “enhancers” in them. No doubt you consumed some.
Lance, that one could well be your finest to date. Funny as hell.
Exactly as funny as hell.
JWM
nunnya bidnez, jrOctober 23, 2021, 8:53 AM
I was talking to my 75 year old neighbor the other day when the subject of Dr. Fauci came up somehow. She grew up in Brooklyn, near 13th Ave and 83rd Street in Dyker Heights, which is the next neighborhood over from here. She said that Dr Fauci’s father owned a pharmacy on that corner, so everyone in that area knew the Fauci family. Way back then everyone pronounced it the real Italian way, Fow-ooochi, not the americanized “Fowchi”.
She remembered when she was 13 years old, which would have been 1959, the young Mr Fauci (who would have been about 18) had just gotten his driver’s license and a car, and would often be seen driving around the neighborhood. One day he ran over a dog, severely injuring it; when the police came, they had to shoot it to put it down. Reckless driving, indifference to the suffering of an animal.
Fast forward fifty years or so; wasn’t Dr Fauci using dogs in his medical experiments?
Reckless researching, indifference to the suffering of humanity.
Indifference to the suffering of animals—especially dogs—is a sign of psychopathy. Dogs are the greatest material gift God gave to man. Fauci’s torturing of them is a way he thinks he can “get back at God”. When that murderous gnome finally leaves the earth, he will be face to face with the Creator of dogs.
After scanning its face again and again,
I began to scale it, picking my holds
With intense caution. About half-way
To the top, I was suddenly brought to
A dead stop, with arms outspread
Clinging close to the face of the rock
Unable to move hand or foot
Either up or down. My doom
Appeared fixed. I MUST fall.
There would be a moment of
Bewilderment, and then,
A lifeless rumble down the cliff
To the glacier below.
My mind seemed to fill with a
Stifling smoke. This terrible eclipse
Lasted only a moment, when life blazed
Forth again with preternatural clearness.
I seemed suddenly to become possessed
Of a new sense. My trembling muscles
Became firm again, every rift and flaw in
The rock was seen as through a microscope,
My limbs moved with a positiveness and precision
With which I seemed to have
Nothing at all to do.
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My head knocks against the stars.
My feet are on the hilltops.
My finger-tips are in the valleys and shores of universal life.
Down in the sounding foam of primal things I reach my hands and play with pebbles of destiny.
I have been to hell and back many times.
I know all about heaven, for I have talked with God.
I dabble in the blood and guts of the terrible.
I know the passionate seizure of beauty
And the marvelous rebellion of man at all signs reading “Keep Off.”
My name is Truth and I am the most elusive captive in the universe.
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My life, my joy, my happiness, my books, my friends, my music, my writing, my bicycles, my health, my mind, body and soul, and my God—not brought by Pfizer. But the coming world-wide holocaust of dead and sterile and permanently disabled and forever sick will be. For a complete understanding, just substitute ‘Lucifer’ for ‘Pfizer’. It will all become clear then.
I have not watched television for 43 years. When I hear about it, the programs seem to consist of pornography, violent pornography, child pornography, blasphemy, Deep State propaganda, illiterate black felons running around a field or a rectangle of wood, and millennials insulting each other.
Pfizer video hijacking site. Can’t get rid of i.
JWM
same.
Same here.
Fixing………….
I’m sure a video pointing out that one of the vaccine manufacturers sponsors tv news shows is causing a major malfunction on this blog is ALL
just a coincidence. Yup.
I am “Joeholio”….. hilarious.
I hope that’s fixed the issue by removing the Gab embed and reverting to the original tweet. Check me on this, please.
My screen has returned to normal. That was…disconcerting.
Got rid of mine when Seinfeld went off the air
Well Joe, NF has all of Seinfeld’s episodes available and they’re still hilarious.
Doctor. “Okay, Lance, bendover and spread em.”
Lance. “Better yet, YOU bendover and spread em.”
Doc. “Hey, I gotta examine your prostate. This finger of joy is brought to you by Pfizer. Our motto: ‘At Pfizer, we just poke around and see what happens.'”
Lance. “Oh, well, Pfizer. Poke ho.”
Customer. “Hey, what’s this in my soup?”
Server. “Oh, those are stem cell clumps from aborted babies.”
Customer. “What the hell!!!”
Server. “Brought to you by Pfizer. Our motto. ‘The baby. The whole baby. And nothing but the baby.'”
Customer. “Oh, well, Pfizer baby parts! Serve ho. Nothing beats Pfizer baby stem cell clumps.”
Knock knock.
Lance. “Yeah, who the hell’s there?”
Mail Guy. “It’s Mel, the mail guy. Got a package for you, Lance. Says, ‘Pfizer spiked proteins.'”
Lance. “Oh, Pfizer spiked proteins. Great, I’ll just inject them straight into my heart.”
Announcer. “And here is Four-star Admiral Rachel Bovine, with a message from our sponsors. Pfizer.
At Pfizer, we know what’s good for you, and we’re gonna give it to you good and hard.”
Adm. Bovine. “My fellow Pfizerians. By the way, how do you like the dress? Could it be MORE hideous and lumpish? It’s an empirical question. Maybe Tony Fauci, a real scientist, can give us an answer as he is dragged screaming to the gallows. Or maybe not. He appears preoccupied. Anyway, let us pray. All together now…
I love Pfizer, Yes siree.
Pfizer meds are good for me.
If I die before I wake,
turn me into Pfizer cake.”
Welp, I may get back to work. Or not, as the case may be.
The last time I heard “Bend over and spread ’em!” was during my Air Force physical 50 years ago.
Aborted babies in food? Yep, right here in the Land of Plenty. Look up the company Senomyx. It used them in the process of making food additives—mainly “flavor enhancers”—through the “harvesting” of the tissues from aborted children. You might be surprised how many popular foods had such “enhancers” in them. No doubt you consumed some.
Anyone for Soylent Green?
Mike,,,,,,,Solent Green? Who knew.
If true, just an addition to target packages.
Anonymous my butt. Forgot to sign in.
Looks like I missed the good stuff…
Lance, that one could well be your finest to date. Funny as hell.
Exactly as funny as hell.
JWM
I was talking to my 75 year old neighbor the other day when the subject of Dr. Fauci came up somehow. She grew up in Brooklyn, near 13th Ave and 83rd Street in Dyker Heights, which is the next neighborhood over from here. She said that Dr Fauci’s father owned a pharmacy on that corner, so everyone in that area knew the Fauci family. Way back then everyone pronounced it the real Italian way, Fow-ooochi, not the americanized “Fowchi”.
She remembered when she was 13 years old, which would have been 1959, the young Mr Fauci (who would have been about 18) had just gotten his driver’s license and a car, and would often be seen driving around the neighborhood. One day he ran over a dog, severely injuring it; when the police came, they had to shoot it to put it down. Reckless driving, indifference to the suffering of an animal.
Fast forward fifty years or so; wasn’t Dr Fauci using dogs in his medical experiments?
Reckless researching, indifference to the suffering of humanity.
Some people never change.
Indifference to the suffering of animals—especially dogs—is a sign of psychopathy. Dogs are the greatest material gift God gave to man. Fauci’s torturing of them is a way he thinks he can “get back at God”. When that murderous gnome finally leaves the earth, he will be face to face with the Creator of dogs.
Goddamn Fauci. (I used that phrase correctly.)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H17edn_RZoY