WHEN in the course of human Events, it becomes necessary….
First ( Crazy Cat) Lady Unveils Her Pussy
byVanderleunonJanuary 28, 2022
Because she’s not man enough for a dog! Jill Biden Gets a Cat as Joe Biden Suffers Record Low Approval Ratings In a burst of more than usually redolent moist bullshit the Saki said: “A farm cat from Pennsylvania, Willow made quite an impression on Dr. Biden in 2020 when she jumped up on the stage and interrupted her remarks during a campaign stop,” Biden’s spokesman Michael LaRosa said to Reuters. “Seeing their immediate bond, the owner of the farm knew that Willow belonged with Dr. Biden.”
Oh yeah right. A 2020 campaign stop sighting of her future pussy was something Pottypants’ handler just could not ever forget. And that pussy never ever forgot the nice lady feeding pablum to her man thing.
I’ve never seen any one harm a cat, but if I do, I’ll knock they’re ass out right on the spot.
On the 20th of June (the anniversary of my first dog’s birthday) each year I take 100lbs of Iam’s dog food and 100lbs of Iam’s cat food to the local shelter and donate it. While there I talk to and touch, if I can, every single dog and cat and sometimes the other creatures they might have.
Though I am not a fan of cats, in general, I’d never harm one, nor any other critter for that matter, and, like you, if I saw someone harming a critter, I’d employ your corrective method, Ghostsniper.
In my last year in Buenos Aires (2003) I discovered a abandoned house on a vacant lot about 15 minutes from my apartment. In it lived at least 50 wild and stray alley cats. They were ragged and scratchy things, but still let me pet them. I began to bring them every few days loads of dry cat food. Soon they recognized my footsteps and ran up to me begging for food. It broke my heart when my last day arrived and I brought them their final feast.
ghostsniperJanuary 29, 2022, 4:29 AM
You’re probably the only kind person they ever knew. Go U!
Chuck FireJanuary 29, 2022, 5:37 PM
TV vet, The Incredible Dr. Pol says, “cats will come around begging for food, when you feed them they move in, take over, and make you their slave”. When I was in Istanbul a few years ago, I went around the city engaging the feral cats that are everywhere. When one returned the love, I was in cat Heaven! There was also one sitting by the road at the Great Wall in China that responded. Cats are independent, solitary hunters; when one engages you, you know YOU are being loved. My cat taught me that for love to manifest, it must be given away.
The cat’s paw is not on the trigger. Good gun control.
timJanuary 28, 2022, 12:26 PM
The (faux) President when asked for comment when asked about the feline: “Jill’s got a pussy, it’s beautiful, the fur is really sum’n, really warm…I’m serious, Man…I love that that…you know the thing. Reminds me of a story…when I was younger…anyways I’m taking too long…true story…as a Biden.
Just what the C-in-C needs to add to his woes, a good case of toxoplasmosis.
gwbnycJanuary 28, 2022, 2:32 PM
“Dr.” huh?
Fresh Fruit For Rotting VegetablesJanuary 28, 2022, 2:44 PM
This story is so fake and scripted that only The View watchers fall for it as they clutch their box wine stash.
And then the feral cat of muh democracy jumped onstage, darr, derp, drool.
VanderleunJanuary 28, 2022, 4:18 PM
The Feral Cat has much to teach the drooling Biden:
PA CatJanuary 28, 2022, 3:41 PM
Note that Willow, aka the new First Cat of the United States or FCOTUS, is a gray female rather than a cat of darker color. Too bad she isn’t black, or she’d be in line for a federal judgeship. Gerard, though, had better be sure the Biden crime family doesn’t send a cat burglar to kit-nap Olive (who, being the Editor of this blog, could easily line-edit the crook’s face).
Hint, hint: how about a new photo of the First Cat of Chico?
VanderleunJanuary 28, 2022, 4:00 PM
How can I refuse you, O PA Cat?
Mistress of Her Domain!
Formal Portrait
gwbnycJanuary 28, 2022, 4:23 PM
Cat television.
We had such a temptress, lived 15 years.
About the same color, save, and I aint lyin’, for perfect white bikini lines on her front. I dreamt once she had the bikinied body of a woman and sat on the couch with me. Leftover cold scampi prior to bedtime will do that to a man.
Perhaps some videos of Olive with you helping it say what it reaaaaally thinks?
.
John G CondonJanuary 28, 2022, 5:08 PM
Besides, you have an ‘awesome’ (heh) “Morris the Cat” voice.
John G CondonJanuary 28, 2022, 5:12 PM
Ya.
You’re welcome.
PA CatJanuary 28, 2022, 6:25 PM
Gerard, thank you for the new photos of the lovely and talented Olive. I hope the former “wee kitcat” has forgiven you for putting her in a box labeled “Fort Asshole”– she has become quite the chatelaine (the French word for the grande dame who rules over a château) of your household. Olive looks especially formidable in her Formal Portrait– long may she reign as the First Cat of Chico.
John G CondonJanuary 29, 2022, 5:59 PM
Yes, PA Cat, the photos of Olive are adorable. Funny how you can read the facial expression under all that fur.
Btw, Gerard, is that Olive in the photo with the pink marble sculpture just above the Stone-cutters poem?
The fur and the green eyes do seem similar.
gwbnycJanuary 28, 2022, 4:25 PM
Ha!! A kyootie.
They do like their boxes.
gwbnycJanuary 28, 2022, 4:35 PM
too,
black nose, mouth, feet are traits of a Burmese, IIRC.
A few years back I captured a little feral who had become my shadow when I worked the night shift cleaning up the local elementary school. I was about to retire, and I didn’t want to leave the tiny thing behind. It took months of patience, quietly coming into the garage, and getting as close as she’d let me come when I brought her food. It took much gentle coaxing, until the little beast finally came around, and became a pet.
Point is, you don’t just have the hired help, (in this case, no doubt, the secret service) grab an animal, cat or dog, and drag it back to the office as a mascot. That’s how you treat a souvenir, not a living thing. Jill ain’t gonna fool the kitty. I hope the cat pisses on her underwear. Joe, too.
JWM
azlibertarianJanuary 29, 2022, 11:17 AM
…I hope the cat pisses on her underwear. Joe, too.
Would Joe know the difference between that and just any other day?
billrlaJanuary 28, 2022, 6:48 PM
Heartwarming. So is heartburn.
JackJanuary 29, 2022, 7:11 AM
I’m not a cat fancier but I would be if I weren’t allergic to them and if they would simply stay off the kitchen counters. I never met one who possessed those two qualities.
Jill’s pussy, a, we learned well from the Marxists, conservative 5th column?
Stealthily introducing an established, trained rat catcher into the White House?
Yaacov Ben MosheJanuary 29, 2022, 10:31 AM
Farm Cat? I don’t think so. Her real name is Fang Fang and she is microchipped – not the way my puppy is! Just wait until old uncle Joe tries whatever it was that got the dog in trouble on this one! See Gerard’s Twain meme above…
RedBeardJanuary 29, 2022, 10:49 AM
They HAD to get that cat– the reason being that now when Americans refer to ‘that pussy in the White House,’ democrats will swear that people are talking about Willow, not Joe.
Chuck FireJanuary 29, 2022, 11:06 PM
TV vet, The Incredible Dr. Pol says, “cats will come around begging for food, when you feed them they move in, take over, and make you their slave”. When I was in Istanbul a few years ago, I went around the city engaging the feral cats that are everywhere. When one returned the love, I was in cat Heaven! There was also one sitting by the road at the Great Wall in China that responded. Cats are independent, solitary hunters; when one engages you, you know YOU are being loved. My cat taught me that for love to manifest, it must be given away.
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Cat hate is going to skyrocket, now.
I’ve never seen any one harm a cat, but if I do, I’ll knock they’re ass out right on the spot.
On the 20th of June (the anniversary of my first dog’s birthday) each year I take 100lbs of Iam’s dog food and 100lbs of Iam’s cat food to the local shelter and donate it. While there I talk to and touch, if I can, every single dog and cat and sometimes the other creatures they might have.
Though I am not a fan of cats, in general, I’d never harm one, nor any other critter for that matter, and, like you, if I saw someone harming a critter, I’d employ your corrective method, Ghostsniper.
In my last year in Buenos Aires (2003) I discovered a abandoned house on a vacant lot about 15 minutes from my apartment. In it lived at least 50 wild and stray alley cats. They were ragged and scratchy things, but still let me pet them. I began to bring them every few days loads of dry cat food. Soon they recognized my footsteps and ran up to me begging for food. It broke my heart when my last day arrived and I brought them their final feast.
You’re probably the only kind person they ever knew. Go U!
TV vet, The Incredible Dr. Pol says, “cats will come around begging for food, when you feed them they move in, take over, and make you their slave”. When I was in Istanbul a few years ago, I went around the city engaging the feral cats that are everywhere. When one returned the love, I was in cat Heaven! There was also one sitting by the road at the Great Wall in China that responded. Cats are independent, solitary hunters; when one engages you, you know YOU are being loved. My cat taught me that for love to manifest, it must be given away.
Cat haters need to bear this in mind.
The cat’s paw is not on the trigger. Good gun control.
The (faux) President when asked for comment when asked about the feline: “Jill’s got a pussy, it’s beautiful, the fur is really sum’n, really warm…I’m serious, Man…I love that that…you know the thing. Reminds me of a story…when I was younger…anyways I’m taking too long…true story…as a Biden.
Just what the C-in-C needs to add to his woes, a good case of toxoplasmosis.
“Dr.” huh?
This story is so fake and scripted that only The View watchers fall for it as they clutch their box wine stash.
And then the feral cat of muh democracy jumped onstage, darr, derp, drool.
The Feral Cat has much to teach the drooling Biden:
Note that Willow, aka the new First Cat of the United States or FCOTUS, is a gray female rather than a cat of darker color. Too bad she isn’t black, or she’d be in line for a federal judgeship. Gerard, though, had better be sure the Biden crime family doesn’t send a cat burglar to kit-nap Olive (who, being the Editor of this blog, could easily line-edit the crook’s face).
Hint, hint: how about a new photo of the First Cat of Chico?
How can I refuse you, O PA Cat?
Cat television.
We had such a temptress, lived 15 years.
About the same color, save, and I aint lyin’, for perfect white bikini lines on her front. I dreamt once she had the bikinied body of a woman and sat on the couch with me. Leftover cold scampi prior to bedtime will do that to a man.
Too bad it was a Farm Cat and not a Bobcat.
Or Olive when just a wee kitcat:
Cats are charming, in a silly kind of way.
Like, ‘Tommy’ here.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ahi2bNoNl3U&ab_channel=TommytheCat
Perhaps some videos of Olive with you helping it say what it reaaaaally thinks?
.
Besides, you have an ‘awesome’ (heh) “Morris the Cat” voice.
Ya.
You’re welcome.
Gerard, thank you for the new photos of the lovely and talented Olive. I hope the former “wee kitcat” has forgiven you for putting her in a box labeled “Fort Asshole”– she has become quite the chatelaine (the French word for the grande dame who rules over a château) of your household. Olive looks especially formidable in her Formal Portrait– long may she reign as the First Cat of Chico.
Yes, PA Cat, the photos of Olive are adorable. Funny how you can read the facial expression under all that fur.
Btw, Gerard, is that Olive in the photo with the pink marble sculpture just above the Stone-cutters poem?
The fur and the green eyes do seem similar.
Ha!! A kyootie.
They do like their boxes.
too,
black nose, mouth, feet are traits of a Burmese, IIRC.
A few years back I captured a little feral who had become my shadow when I worked the night shift cleaning up the local elementary school. I was about to retire, and I didn’t want to leave the tiny thing behind. It took months of patience, quietly coming into the garage, and getting as close as she’d let me come when I brought her food. It took much gentle coaxing, until the little beast finally came around, and became a pet.
Point is, you don’t just have the hired help, (in this case, no doubt, the secret service) grab an animal, cat or dog, and drag it back to the office as a mascot. That’s how you treat a souvenir, not a living thing. Jill ain’t gonna fool the kitty. I hope the cat pisses on her underwear. Joe, too.
JWM
Would Joe know the difference between that and just any other day?
Heartwarming. So is heartburn.
I’m not a cat fancier but I would be if I weren’t allergic to them and if they would simply stay off the kitchen counters. I never met one who possessed those two qualities.
Jill’s pussy, a, we learned well from the Marxists, conservative 5th column?
Stealthily introducing an established, trained rat catcher into the White House?
Farm Cat? I don’t think so. Her real name is Fang Fang and she is microchipped – not the way my puppy is! Just wait until old uncle Joe tries whatever it was that got the dog in trouble on this one! See Gerard’s Twain meme above…
They HAD to get that cat– the reason being that now when Americans refer to ‘that pussy in the White House,’ democrats will swear that people are talking about Willow, not Joe.
TV vet, The Incredible Dr. Pol says, “cats will come around begging for food, when you feed them they move in, take over, and make you their slave”. When I was in Istanbul a few years ago, I went around the city engaging the feral cats that are everywhere. When one returned the love, I was in cat Heaven! There was also one sitting by the road at the Great Wall in China that responded. Cats are independent, solitary hunters; when one engages you, you know YOU are being loved. My cat taught me that for love to manifest, it must be given away.