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Don’t take me to your leader. Please.

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  • James ONeil December 17, 2021, 10:06 PM

    Ouch, grin, BIGGER GRIN, BIGGER OUCH!

  • Mike Austin December 18, 2021, 10:03 AM

    What? None of those earthlings said, “Klaatu barada nikto”?

  • Dirk January 8, 2022, 9:44 AM

    Hakuna Matata!!!,!, it means no worries for the rest of your days,,,it’s our problem free,,,,, philosophy, Hakuna Matata!

    Everyday, I wake up, I sing this out loud. My wife thinks I’m nuts! She just may be right”. I am truly greatful for the life I’ve been given to live. It’s a simple life, spent reading, watching the birds, the humming birds, even the bugs. Solving the worlds problems only in my head. Hakuna Matata, is a simple problem free,,,,society.

    This morning I helped a spider out of a bad situation. Poor guy was in the shower when I turned the water on, I spotted him in time to put my tooth paste tube Low for him to crawl onto and move him out of the kill zone.

    Don’t tell anybody but I do this simple thing often. Makes a difference in the spiders life, gives me hope.

    VI

  • Richard January 8, 2022, 10:30 AM

    Brilliant. Encouraging that there are still those who know how to do biting satire.
    And Dirk: I make an effort to not kill spiders, too.

  • RedBeard January 8, 2022, 12:56 PM

    Hilarious, yet sadly appropriate.

  • John the River January 9, 2022, 6:23 AM

    That’s what happens when aliens land on Long Island.

    I was offered two positions once; one in Afghanistan running the telecom system at the Air Base, the other at a college on Long Island. I seriously considered the Afghan job.

    • Mike Austin January 9, 2022, 6:46 AM

      Those who live on Long Island are aliens.

  • Boone January 10, 2022, 6:33 PM

    It’s scary that a ship that small has planet-destroying capabilities. Those libs were going to die anyway, they weren’t masked up and socially distanced.