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It’s past time for the punch in the nose to return as an approved method of no-argument with a progtard.
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Who Am I? by Carl Sandburg
My head knocks against the stars.
My feet are on the hilltops.
My finger-tips are in the valleys and shores of
universal life.
Down in the sounding foam of primal things I
reach my hands and play with pebbles of
destiny.
I have been to hell and back many times.
I know all about heaven, for I have talked with God.
I dabble in the blood and guts of the terrible.
I know the passionate seizure of beauty
And the marvelous rebellion of man at all signs
reading “Keep Off.”
My name is Truth and I am the most elusive captive
in the universe.
Duty, Beauty, Liberty, Country, Honor, Family, Faith — Plus a few simple easy to follow rules for guys
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Take It Where You Find It
Men saw the stars at the edge of the sea
They thought great thoughts about liberty
Poets wrote down words that did fit
Writers wrote books
Thinkers thought about it
Take it where you find it
Can’t leave it alone
You will find a purpose
To carry it on
Mainly when you find it
Your heart will be strong
About it
Many’s the road I have walked upon
Many’s the hour between dusk and dawn
Many’s the time
Many’s the mile
I see it all now
Through the eyes of a child
Take it where you find it
Can’t leave it alone
You will find a purpose
To carry it on
Mainly when you find it
Your heart will be strong
About it
[Chorus]
Lost dreams and found dreams
In America
In America
In America
Lost dreams and found dreams
In America
In America
In America
And close your eyes
Leave it all for a while
Leave the world
And your worries behind
You will build on whatever is real
And wake up each day
To a new waking dream
Take it where you find it
Can’t leave it alone
You will find a purpose
To carry it on
Mainly when you find it
Your heart will be strong
About it
[Chorus]
Change, change come over
Change come over
Talkin’ about a change
Change, change
Change come over, now
Change, change, change come over
I’m gonna walk down the street
Until I see
My shining light
I’m gonna walk down the street
Until I see
My shining light
I’m gonna walk down the street
Until I see
My shining light
I’m gonna walk down the street
Until I see
My shining light
I see my light
See my light
See my shining light
I see my light
See my light
See my shining light
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OK Karens,
Y’all remember when the Surgeon General, first initial Everett Chickenkoop or whatever, started the move to save us all from dying of cancer by snuffing tobacco use? Well, back then right around 21% of US folks were dying of cancer.
I checked the morbidity tables a couple of months ago and, oddly enough, right around 21% of US folks are still dying of cancer.
Believing what the US government said about smoking is like believing what the US government said about:
1. The Warren Commission
2. The Gulf of Tonkin Incident
3. Food Pyramids
4. Cholesterol
5. The 2020 Election
6. Waco
7. Ruby Ridge
8. Any number of “false flag” events involving shootings
9. Richard Jewel
10. Watergate
11. Making the world “Safe for Democracy”
12. Senator Joseph McCarthy
13. Climate Change
14. Electric cars
15. COVID
16. “Vaccines”
17. Transgenderism
18. Causes and transmission of AIDS
19. The Tuskegee Experiment
20. Seth Rich, Michael Hastings, Vincent Foster et al.
21. The assassinations of Bobby and Martin
22. Far-Right Extremism
23. White Supremacy
24. Islamic Terror
25. Racism
And so on ad infinitum.
A prostitute is more honest than the US government. At least with her, the price is stated up front, a real service is provided and both parties are satisfied.
Corolla is “Jimmy” Kimmels old runnin’ buddy.
Fuk both with rusty barbwire.
@Mike Austin:
Stop makin’ me laugh, Mikey! Stuff is coming out of my nose! My absolute favorite is #3, Food Pyramids, which, during the Obama Administration, mutated into a Dali-esque pie chart guaranteed to confuse anyone who actually ate food off a plate. I use it as teaching example of what can go seriously wrong if math illiterates are allowed anywhere near a pie chart. (https://myplate-prod.azureedge.net/sites/default/files/styles/medium/public/2020-10/myplate-logo–orange-bg.jpg?itok=UpfmOeDA)
I remember that chart being forced upon me even in college, when I had to take a “health” class as part of graduation requirements. I memorized it just to pass the class, but I never paid any attention to it in real life. I ate what I wanted, drank what I wanted, smoked what I wanted, and did pretty much what I wanted. I still live my life that way, though within the confines of a 68 year old body.
@Mike Austin:
Stop makin’ me laugh, Mikey! Stuff is coming out of my nose! My absolute favorite is #3, Food Pyramids, which, during the Obama Administration, mutated into a Dali-esque pie chart guaranteed to confuse anyone who actually ate food off a plate. I use it as teaching example of what can go seriously wrong if math illiterates are allowed anywhere near a pie chart. (https://myplate-prod.azureedge.net/sites/default/files/styles/medium/public/2020-10/myplate-logo–orange-bg.jpg?itok=UpfmOeDA)
https://www.amazon.com/End-America-J-Sefton/dp/1735192821/ref=sr_1_5?crid=2AUGZXVP8UHVW&dchild=1&keywords=the+end+of+america&qid=1635202544&sprefix=the+end+of+america%2Caps%2C157&sr=8-5
Perhaps it’s just a coincidence of history, but tobacco companies once used doctors to help market their product. Only after many decades, did the medical profession admit that there might be health problems associated with smoking, let alone engage in truly preventive or therapeutic care. Think about that when your physician tells you to get the totally effective, safe vaccine; or get lost. Shocking that money or power might even possibly affect medical behavior or ethics. Government ethics? I think that’s an oxymoron,
https://www.history.com/news/cigarette-ads-doctors-smoking-endorsement
https://humanevents.com/2021/12/06/report-research-sponsored-by-covid-19-vaccine-makers-undermines-mandates/
When I read the phrase “medical ethics” the ghost of Doctor Mengele appears. He’s laughing.
“ Do I really need a rocket launcher”
Makes traffic jams a breeze. Kinda like Pavlov’s dog, those in and causing the traffic jam see a single person exit the vehicle to their rear. Something strangely familiar over their shoulder. Impatience becomes concern, concern Leeds to panic, when “ they” recognize the RPG 7 being pointed directly at the obvious problem.
The disturbing part is, “ They” see a “ three pack, of rockets strapped to the warriors back. The first loud noise is a bump in the night. two, three and four, and he has your total attention.
Yea, I could use a rocket launcher, as long as it’s” all I can eat”,,,,,,,, salad served up, with my extra rockets.
Frankly a few “ well placed” rocket shots are going to be needed,
VI
Or as we say in this plague drenched times, “This rocket up your ass is just what the doctor ordered.”
The doctor will see you now.
Thy Arse is an exit only! Nothing further.
VI
fagz never got the memo
In that case, I’d say you are now about three colonoscopies behind.