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Smoke ‘Em If You Got ‘Em

It’s past time for the punch in the nose to return as an approved method of no-argument with a progtard.

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  • James ONeil December 8, 2021, 2:55 PM

    OK Karens,

    Y’all remember when the Surgeon General, first initial Everett Chickenkoop or whatever, started the move to save us all from dying of cancer by snuffing tobacco use? Well, back then right around 21% of US folks were dying of cancer.

    I checked the morbidity tables a couple of months ago and, oddly enough, right around 21% of US folks are still dying of cancer.

    • Mike Austin December 8, 2021, 3:33 PM

      Believing what the US government said about smoking is like believing what the US government said about:

      1. The Warren Commission
      2. The Gulf of Tonkin Incident
      3. Food Pyramids
      4. Cholesterol
      5. The 2020 Election
      6. Waco
      7. Ruby Ridge
      8. Any number of “false flag” events involving shootings
      9. Richard Jewel
      10. Watergate
      11. Making the world “Safe for Democracy”
      12. Senator Joseph McCarthy
      13. Climate Change
      14. Electric cars
      15. COVID
      16. “Vaccines”
      17. Transgenderism
      18. Causes and transmission of AIDS
      19. The Tuskegee Experiment
      20. Seth Rich, Michael Hastings, Vincent Foster et al.
      21. The assassinations of Bobby and Martin
      22. Far-Right Extremism
      23. White Supremacy
      24. Islamic Terror
      25. Racism

      And so on ad infinitum.

      A prostitute is more honest than the US government. At least with her, the price is stated up front, a real service is provided and both parties are satisfied.

  • ghostsniper December 8, 2021, 6:44 PM

    Corolla is “Jimmy” Kimmels old runnin’ buddy.
    Fuk both with rusty barbwire.

  • Michael Anderson December 8, 2021, 7:10 PM

    @Mike Austin:

    Stop makin’ me laugh, Mikey! Stuff is coming out of my nose! My absolute favorite is #3, Food Pyramids, which, during the Obama Administration, mutated into a Dali-esque pie chart guaranteed to confuse anyone who actually ate food off a plate. I use it as teaching example of what can go seriously wrong if math illiterates are allowed anywhere near a pie chart. (https://myplate-prod.azureedge.net/sites/default/files/styles/medium/public/2020-10/myplate-logo–orange-bg.jpg?itok=UpfmOeDA)

    • Mike Austin December 9, 2021, 12:10 AM

      I remember that chart being forced upon me even in college, when I had to take a “health” class as part of graduation requirements. I memorized it just to pass the class, but I never paid any attention to it in real life. I ate what I wanted, drank what I wanted, smoked what I wanted, and did pretty much what I wanted. I still live my life that way, though within the confines of a 68 year old body.

  • Michael Anderson December 8, 2021, 7:10 PM

    @Mike Austin:

    Stop makin’ me laugh, Mikey! Stuff is coming out of my nose! My absolute favorite is #3, Food Pyramids, which, during the Obama Administration, mutated into a Dali-esque pie chart guaranteed to confuse anyone who actually ate food off a plate. I use it as teaching example of what can go seriously wrong if math illiterates are allowed anywhere near a pie chart. (https://myplate-prod.azureedge.net/sites/default/files/styles/medium/public/2020-10/myplate-logo–orange-bg.jpg?itok=UpfmOeDA)

  • Sam December 8, 2021, 8:50 PM
  • gw December 8, 2021, 9:01 PM

    Perhaps it’s just a coincidence of history, but tobacco companies once used doctors to help market their product. Only after many decades, did the medical profession admit that there might be health problems associated with smoking, let alone engage in truly preventive or therapeutic care. Think about that when your physician tells you to get the totally effective, safe vaccine; or get lost. Shocking that money or power might even possibly affect medical behavior or ethics. Government ethics? I think that’s an oxymoron,
    https://www.history.com/news/cigarette-ads-doctors-smoking-endorsement
    https://humanevents.com/2021/12/06/report-research-sponsored-by-covid-19-vaccine-makers-undermines-mandates/

    • Mike Austin December 9, 2021, 12:26 AM

      When I read the phrase “medical ethics” the ghost of Doctor Mengele appears. He’s laughing.

  • Dirk December 9, 2021, 6:29 AM

    “ Do I really need a rocket launcher”

    Makes traffic jams a breeze. Kinda like Pavlov’s dog, those in and causing the traffic jam see a single person exit the vehicle to their rear. Something strangely familiar over their shoulder. Impatience becomes concern, concern Leeds to panic, when “ they” recognize the RPG 7 being pointed directly at the obvious problem.

    The disturbing part is, “ They” see a “ three pack, of rockets strapped to the warriors back. The first loud noise is a bump in the night. two, three and four, and he has your total attention.

    Yea, I could use a rocket launcher, as long as it’s” all I can eat”,,,,,,,, salad served up, with my extra rockets.

    Frankly a few “ well placed” rocket shots are going to be needed,

    VI

    • Vanderleun December 9, 2021, 7:18 AM

      Or as we say in this plague drenched times, “This rocket up your ass is just what the doctor ordered.”

      • John Venlet December 9, 2021, 7:36 AM

        The doctor will see you now.

      • Dirk December 9, 2021, 11:49 AM

        Thy Arse is an exit only! Nothing further.

        VI

        • ghostsniper December 9, 2021, 12:07 PM

          fagz never got the memo

        • Vanderleun December 9, 2021, 2:38 PM

          In that case, I’d say you are now about three colonoscopies behind.