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Cruel: Jussie Smollett Will Be Forced To Share A Jail Cell With His Attacker

CHICAGO, IL—People are protesting in the streets today after human rights groups revealed Jussie Smollett will be forced to share a jail cell with his racist attackers.

“This is an outrage!” said Reverend Jesse Jackson. “Not only was Mr. Smollett attacked by hateful racist bigots who want to tear our country apart, but now he has to share a jail cell with them? This is cruel and unusual punishment. This is the kind of thing that happens in our white supremacist country. Send me money!” THE B_BEE

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  • Mike Anderson March 10, 2022, 8:50 PM

    Nah, that’s some sad-ass Blue Anon contemplating the upcoming midterm elections.

    Me? I’m a horn-honking redneck who’s infiltrated the Laptop Class, dispensing a bit of sand into the gears of the Deep State, and corrupting the young with thoughts of sex, drugs, rock-and-roll, muscle cars, and blood red steaks. Oh, and enjoying the Galactic Ride.

  • Bubo The Owl March 10, 2022, 9:53 PM

    Now that almost all comrades of the glorious unity collective just love the Ukraine, how many refugees will America be taking in?

    • Jack March 11, 2022, 6:48 AM

      I asked my wife that same question a few days ago. And it wasn’t a rhetorical question, either.

    • Mike Austin March 11, 2022, 8:57 AM

      At least the Ukrainians are Caucasian and Christian and Western, more or less.

      • Jack March 11, 2022, 9:47 AM

        Yeppers, and I’d far rather see them here than all of the other human filth that our government permits to enter and then takes care of for life.

        • Mike Austin March 11, 2022, 10:04 AM

          I could not imagine living next to Somalians or Afghans. Besides possessing the lowest measurable IQs, they have yet to master the delicate arts of toilet paper and hand washing. And if you see an Afghan adult male walking with a little girl, do not assume the girl is his daughter. She is more than likely his wife.

        • ghostsniper March 12, 2022, 8:32 AM

          That decision has already been made.
          The worst come first and the best are last.
          US gov’t, home of the losers

      • Rocky March 11, 2022, 4:46 PM

        I agree, Mike.

        Heck, I wouldn’t mind if a few dozen 30-45 year old Ukrainian girls got sent to my area- I think they’re some of the most beautiful (and consistently fit) women on the planet.

  • Mike-SMO March 11, 2022, 12:42 AM

    As long as the aggressor is Russia/Putin, who somehow got Trump to be President, I suspect “A whole Lotta”. At least until the Leftist Corruptocrats realize that they are “loved” as much as the Russians who starved 6-12 Million Ukrainians to death (Holodomor). The Ukrainians faced tanks and mech infantry. I doubt that they will be cowed by ghetto Democrats. Pretty soon they will be upgraded to “White Racists”. I’ll be so proud.

    • Mike Austin March 11, 2022, 10:08 AM

      Let’s settle a few hundred thousand Ukrainians in Detroit. What a show that would be!

  • gwbnyc March 11, 2022, 1:05 AM

    Jussie got a stern talking to, his punishment being to laugh all the way to the briar patch.

    What glorius diarrhea.

  • Callmelennie March 11, 2022, 6:19 AM

    After punching himself in the face, Jussie proceeded to pour bleach on his face. And seeing as how he was inside, where it about 100° warmer than it was two years ago, he succeeded

  • Jack March 11, 2022, 6:59 AM

    Smollett’s judge is an odd looking duck and a sentence to 150 days is a slap on his wrist. Imagine the negro uproar if some white guy made and stuck to a claim that a bunch of pavement apes had beaten him up. Imagine the racist fury from the black side of American life had the lying white asshole had only received 150 days.

    I swoon. But I’ll say it here first: Jussie will be out on good behavior in less than 4 months.

    • CC March 11, 2022, 9:56 AM

      With the exception that if some white guy made and stuck to a claim that a bunch of pavement apes had beaten him up, statistics say it is more than likely true.

    • Rocky March 11, 2022, 5:01 PM

      Out in 4 months?
      If that might happen, I think a great scenario might be to get a couple of MAGA hat wearing huge white guys, and do the ‘asswhuppin, bleach & n00se’ number on him- for real. (Just remember to NOT knock the sandwich out of his hand.)

      There isn’t a single person on earth that would believe him, nor any Cops that would do any investigation.

      That, my friends, would be true and fitting JUSTICE.

  • Geo March 11, 2022, 7:14 AM

    Jussie was screaming: “I’m not suicidal as he was escorted out of Court.”

    Who knew he pissed off Hillary also?
    First I heard of it.

    • Callmelennie March 11, 2022, 7:48 AM

      Mark these words well

      Jussie will not hang himself in prison. No, next January, on the coldest nights in the history of Chicago, near his favorite Subway outlet, Jussie Smollet will commit suicide by beating himself on the back of his head with a bottle of frozen bleach

  • mary March 11, 2022, 7:21 AM

    Smollett has certainly learned how to milk his scenes for all they’re worth. Drama queen, anyone?

    • Anonymous White Male March 11, 2022, 8:22 AM

      Well, queen for sure.

  • Klaus March 11, 2022, 9:00 AM

    He should have to wear that stupid noose the whole time he’s locked up as well. He’s a friggin idiot.

  • Mike Austin March 11, 2022, 9:02 AM

    Smollett is a rather dim-witted Hottentot, and one of the very few I have ever heard of who actually was held at least minimally responsible for his actions. And in Chicago no less. And no one expects that he and his kind will learn anything from this. Low grade street-theater and sexual perversion are about all Smollett can handle.

    • Jack March 11, 2022, 9:52 AM

      Speaking of sexual perversion, cute, sweet, adorable Lil Jussie should have a grand old time that will start pretty quickly after he enters GP. I expect that he will clasp his little hands together, just like he did when he was posing for the judge during his sentencing, and then he will submit.

      One thing for sure, he won’t be running his lil mouf about any of that.

  • OneGuy March 11, 2022, 11:57 AM

    His family and supporters are already buying his pardon. He will not finish his sentence and may be out within a week.

  • GE M134 March 11, 2022, 2:54 PM

    “i am not suicidal! i am innocent! i am not suicidal!”
    We all know the “innocent” part is another of his lies, let’s hope the not being suicidal is also false. I believe that 90% of the world would like to see that brown clown end up like Jeffrey Epstein.