My New Spirit Animal

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• Tom Hyland May 24, 2022, 7:07 PM

  I’ve read that car accidents have quadrupled since the many vaxxes have been released upon the compliant public. Mini-strokes, brain impairment, toxic overload, you know, drug abuse? This ape is driving far more conscientiously than a lot of folks I see behind the wheel lately.

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• Rime Of the Ancient Mariner May 24, 2022, 7:13 PM

  Be not demoralized by Terminal Madness.
  The sulfur stench curse of the one worlders won’t last forever.

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• KCK May 24, 2022, 7:28 PM

  He joins the set that includes Christopher Walken, and Louis Prima.

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• Terry May 24, 2022, 8:14 PM

  No electronic device pushed against his ear. Calm, cool & relaxed.

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• Dirk May 24, 2022, 9:07 PM

  Low rider, rides a lil lower! That’s awesome, a giant monkey with an attitude! Sign me up.

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• Anonymous May 25, 2022, 3:00 AM

  Not only can it drive, it can smoke, drink whiskey, fornicate, fire a weapon, hell, it might even know how to run a “waste disposal” business in New Jersey. For all we know, it already does.

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• gwbnyc May 25, 2022, 4:01 AM

  no long shot.

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• ghostsniper May 25, 2022, 4:03 AM

  He needs one of those 60’s style steering wheel spinner knobs.
  The one with the scantily clad girl in it.
  When he turns left she takes off her top.
  When he turns right she takes off her bottom.
  When he slams the brakes she starts gesticulating obscenely.

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• John Venlet May 25, 2022, 4:24 AM

  That’s one Orang that is never going back to the trees.

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• Anonymous May 25, 2022, 4:46 AM

  Does he have a goomah on the side?

  http://www.freakingnews.com/pictures/105500/Pretty-Chimp-in-a-Wig-105678.jpg

  What does Carmella think?

  Maybe he should see a shrink.

  http://fmobserver.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/Dr.MonkeyPM1.jpg

  He’ll get the hots for her too, no doubt.

  Soon he’ll have nightmares about talking fish.

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• Jack May 25, 2022, 6:17 AM

  Down he’ah, in the Deep South where I live, we sees ’em all-uh time. They eva’where and most of ’ems carrying guns.

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  • ghostsniper May 25, 2022, 8:32 AM

    them’s ain’t tangz
    them’s boonz

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• enn ess May 25, 2022, 9:53 AM

  Clearly an indication he’s showing a much higher IQ and overall ability than the current White House resident. As for the vice pres., we don’t even need to go that far.

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• KCK May 26, 2022, 5:29 AM

  When Redneck America decides the cure for MonkeyPox is to attrit monkeys, this guy gets a pass.

  The beauty of COVIDZ, from the evil oligarch point of view, was that you could turn anything into C19 with the stroke of a doctor’s pen. What’s more brilliant cover than making the common cold into world panic? Therefore, the weakness in MPx is that it has actual physical signs, and it’ll take more foolin’ to convince an already skeptical and very pissed-off society that it’s a pandemic. I think it’s DOA as a panic-causer.

  Next slide.

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• Dirk May 26, 2022, 7:28 AM

  He’s just soooo casual while he drives his cart around, sort of “hip” in a big monkey sort of way. I shared this with my grand kids while they were here.

  Now they want grandpa, “ me”, to buy a giant monkey and a golf cart so the monkey can drive around.

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