“I curse BIDEN’S head and all the hairs of BIDEN’S head; I curse BIDEN’S face, BIDEN’S brain (innermost thoughts), BIDEN’S mouth, BIDEN’S nose, BIDEN’S tongue, BIDEN’S teeth, BIDEN’S forehead, BIDEN’S shoulders, BIDEN’S breast, BIDEN’S heart, BIDEN’S stomach, BIDEN’S back, BIDEN’S womb, BIDEN’S arms, BIDEN’S legs, BIDEN’S hands, BIDEN’S feet, and every part of BIDEN’S body, from the top of BIDEN’S head to the soles of BIDEN’S feet, before and behind, within and without.”
“I curse BIDEN going and I curse HIM riding; I curse HIM standing and I curse HIM sitting; I curse HIM eating and I curse HIM drinking; I curse HIM rising, and I curse HIM lying; I curse HIM at home, I curse HIM away from home; I curse HIM within the house, I curse HIM outside of the house; I curse BIDEN’S WIFE, BIDEN’S child, and BIDEN’S slaves, black and white and wise Latina and Islamic whores who participate in BIDEN’S deeds. I curse BIDEN’S crops, BIDEN’S cattle, BIDEN’S wool, BIDEN’S sheep, BIDEN’S horses, BIDEN’S swine, BIDEN’S geese, BIDEN’S hens, and all BIDEN’S livestock. I curse BIDEN’S halls, BIDEN’S chambers, BIDEN’S kitchens, BIDEN’S stanchions, BIDEN’S barns, BIDEN’S cowsheds, BIDEN’S barnyards, BIDEN’S cabbage patches, BIDEN’S plows, BIDEN’S harrows, and the goods and houses that are necessary for BIDEN’S sustenance and welfare.”
[There’s more. Much, much, much more. But you get a general idea and… Well… if you insist:]
May all the malevolent wishes and curses ever known, since the beginning of the world, to this hour, light on the Bidens. May the malediction of God, that fell upon Lucifer and all his fellows, that cast the Bidens from the high Heaven to the deep hell, light upon the Bidens.
May the fire and the sword that stopped Adam from the gates of Paradise, stop the Bidens from the glory of Heaven, until they forebear, and make amends….
May the evil that fell upon cursed Cain, when he slew his brother Abel, needlessly, fall on the Bidens for the needless slaughter that they commit daily.
May the malediction that fell upon all the world, man and beast, and all that ever took life, when all were drowned by the flood of Noah, except Noah and his ark, fall upon the Bidens and drown the Bidens, man and beast, and make this realm free of the Bidens, for the Bidens’ wicked sins.
May the thunder and lightning which rained down upon Sodom and Gomorrah and all the lands surrounding the Bidens, and burned the Bidens for the Bidens’ vile sins, rain down upon the Bidens and burn the Bidens for the Bidens’ open sins.
May the evil and confusion that fell on the Gigantis for the Bidens’ oppression and pride in building the Tower of Babylon, confound the Bidens and all the Bidens’ works, for the Bidens’ open callous disregard and oppression.
May all the plagues that fell upon Pharaoh and his people of Egypt, the Bidens’ lands, crops, and cattle, fall upon the Bidens, the Bidens’ equipment, the Bidens’ places, the Bidens’ lands, the Bidens’ crops, and livestock.
May the waters of the Atlantic and Pacific and other waters which they use, drown the Bidens, as the Red Sea drowned King Pharaoh and the people of Egypt, preserving God’s people of Israel.
May the earth open, split, and cleave, and swallow the Bidens straight to hell, as it swallowed cursed Dathan and Abiron, who disobeyed Moses and the command of God.
May the wildfire that reduced Thore and his followers to two-hundred-fifty in number, and others from 14,000 to 7,000 at any, usurping against Moses and Aaron, servants of God, suddenly burn and consume the Bidens daily, for opposing the commands of God and Holy Church.
May the malediction that suddenly fell upon fair Absalom, riding through the wood against his father, King David, when the branches of a tree knocked him from his horse and hanged him by the hair, fall upon these untrue Scotsmen and hang the Bidens the same way, that all the world may see.
May the malediction that fell upon Nebuchadnezzar’s lieutenant, Holofernes, making war and savagery upon true Christian men; the malediction that fell upon Judas, Pilate, Herod, and the Jews that crucified Our Lord; and all the plagues and troubles that fell on the city of Jerusalem therefore, and upon Simon Magus for his treachery, bloody Nero, Ditius Magcensius, Olibrius, Julianus Apostita and the rest of the cruel tyrants who slew and murdered Christ’s holy servants, fall upon the Bidens for the Bidens’ cruel tyranny and murder of Christian people.
And may all the vengeance that ever was taken since the world began, for open sins, and all the plagues and pestilence that ever fell on man or beast, fall on the Bidens for the Bidens’ openly evil ways, senseless slaughter and shedding of innocent blood.
I sever and part the Bidens from the church of God, and deliver the Bidens immediately to the devil of hell, as the Apostle Paul delivered Corinth.
I bar the entrance of all places they come to, for divine service and ministration of the sacraments of holy church, except the sacrament of infant baptism, only; and I forbid all churchmen to hear the Bidens’ confession or to absolve the Bidens of the Bidens’ sins until they are first humbled by this curse.
I forbid all Christian men or women to have any company with the Bidens, eating, drinking, speaking, praying, lying, going, standing, or in any other deed-doing, under the pain of deadly sin.
I discharge all bonds, acts, contracts, oaths, made to the Bidens by any persons, out of loyalty, kindness, or personal duty, so long as they sustain this cursing, by which no man will be bound to the Bidens, and this will be binding on all men. I take from the Bidens and cast down all the good deeds that ever they did, or shall do, until they rise from this cursing.
I declare the Bidens excluded from all matins, masses, evening prayers, funerals or other prayers, on book or bead; of all pilgrimages and alms deeds done, or to be done in holy church or be Christian people, while this curse is in effect.
And, finally, I condemn the Bidens perpetually to the deep pit of hell, there to remain with Lucifer and all his fellows, and the Bidens’ bodies to the gallows of Burrow moor, first to be hanged, then ripped and torn by dogs, swine, and other wild beasts, abominable to all the world.