Bluto: “What? Over? Did you say ‘over’? Nothing is over until we decide it is! Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor? Hell no!…”
“Germans?”
“Forget it, he’s rolling.”
Bluto: “What? Over? Did you say ‘over’? Nothing is over until we decide it is! Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor? Hell no!…”
“Germans?”
“Forget it, he’s rolling.”
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Who Am I? by Carl Sandburg
My head knocks against the stars.
My feet are on the hilltops.
My finger-tips are in the valleys and shores of
universal life.
Down in the sounding foam of primal things I
reach my hands and play with pebbles of
destiny.
I have been to hell and back many times.
I know all about heaven, for I have talked with God.
I dabble in the blood and guts of the terrible.
I know the passionate seizure of beauty
And the marvelous rebellion of man at all signs
reading “Keep Off.”
My name is Truth and I am the most elusive captive
in the universe.
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Take It Where You Find It
Men saw the stars at the edge of the sea
They thought great thoughts about liberty
Poets wrote down words that did fit
Writers wrote books
Thinkers thought about it
Take it where you find it
Can’t leave it alone
You will find a purpose
To carry it on
Mainly when you find it
Your heart will be strong
About it
Many’s the road I have walked upon
Many’s the hour between dusk and dawn
Many’s the time
Many’s the mile
I see it all now
Through the eyes of a child
Take it where you find it
Can’t leave it alone
You will find a purpose
To carry it on
Mainly when you find it
Your heart will be strong
About it
[Chorus]
Lost dreams and found dreams
In America
In America
In America
Lost dreams and found dreams
In America
In America
In America
And close your eyes
Leave it all for a while
Leave the world
And your worries behind
You will build on whatever is real
And wake up each day
To a new waking dream
Take it where you find it
Can’t leave it alone
You will find a purpose
To carry it on
Mainly when you find it
Your heart will be strong
About it
[Chorus]
Change, change come over
Change come over
Talkin’ about a change
Change, change
Change come over, now
Change, change, change come over
I’m gonna walk down the street
Until I see
My shining light
I’m gonna walk down the street
Until I see
My shining light
I’m gonna walk down the street
Until I see
My shining light
I’m gonna walk down the street
Until I see
My shining light
I see my light
See my light
See my shining light
I see my light
See my light
See my shining light
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I wouldn’t bother offering this worm the customary pistol and one round prior to his execution.
…how do I get this hook outta my mouth?
This young man has some seriously impressive troll game. And somewhere tonight, Tiger Woods is muttering to himself, “Arby’s. Damn. Gotta try that….”
jeezis kryyst
I only watched a min and I was already reaching for the boat paddle in the corner.
What in the fucking fuck is wrong with that person?
I see no value in that human but I do see constant turmoil to others throughout it’s existence.
My hope is someone puts an end to it.
Get a grip… you believed this?? This is the same dude who delivered a comedic masterpiece to the mayor of Dallas a couple of weeks ago. He proclaimed to be from the wealthiest nearby suburb, played the privileged white male to the max, and was aghast that the illegal aliens who manicure his lawn and babysit his kids are getting vaxxed… and dying… just when the kids were getting used to having these slaves in their vicinity. This is satire deluxe and he’s probably already appearing at comedy clubs. If such a thing exists anymore.
You’re right. I should have just shut my ass until the truth came out. You can’t trust anything any more.
Don’t feel bad, Ghostie. In the world we currently inhabit the line between truth and parody is a thin one, often disappearing even as we observe it. In fact, it is now more likely that everything is actually a parody of real life. Ersatz life has replaced the real thing. Nevertheless, I would also like to take a metaphorical 2×4 to all the people who really think along those lines. (If given half a chance, I might be tempted to use a real piece of lumber.)
I think he nailed the whiney, selfish, highly FUBAR left wing prog very accurately.
Please let this be sarcasm. A joke. A planned comedy. Please.
If it is real, then this “guy” needs to wear a life-long straight jacket and be placed in a rubber room until Christ returns. Or longer.
My soul is at peace: It is comedy. Serves me right as I have not been to a comedy club or watched a routine for 35 years.
Not sarcasm, but sarchasm: The abyss that separates the joke from the one who doesn’t get that it is a joke.
THAT is very clever, Jewel. Thanks for providing the insight.
Guilty, alas.
After I watched the video, then picked my jaw up off the floor, I reached the conclusion that no one is actually that insane, and it has to be a put-on.
However, if it’s seriously NOT a joke and really IS a real person stating his real opinion, I see no reason that his heart should be not be immediately stopped- as a “post-partum” abortion.
As he said- it would be our “Constitutional right.”
Pete, I agree with you on a lot of comments but this is an overweening machete slice of the heads of the Left. And, maybe instead of considering his final farewell a ‘constitutional right’, we ought substitute ‘mercy killing’ or ‘moral imperative’ and act as quickly as possible.
The housekeeper problem.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=JKP7NY6z388
That was funny as hell! Watch the WHOLE thing!!! That dude is genius!!!
This man is hereby nominated for Best Actor,for his heart-rending performance of a soymilksop denizen of (pick it) Blue Hive.
Really good acting,and comedic chops here,well done.
Your award for facing Leviathan squarely in its ugly-ass face is that it will attempt to squash you like the bugs they expect us to eat.
Resist.
He delivers a giant troll, well done. That it has to be explained adds to his genius.
Thanks for finding that link. It was early August when I saw this and forgot the details. He’s speaking to the actual mayor of Dallas, who is a black lesbian apparently, and he wants all the slaves to get vaxxed. Because it upsets his kids when they keel over dead. I’m not going to buy the CD and drive around listening to this… once is enough… but he’s doing a pretty good job of portraying a wealthy psychotic narcissist who will not tolerate any inconvenience in his privileged life.
“Fake but accurate”
The fake upset crying was beautiful. He presented his case as the crying victim. Boo…Fucking…Hoo. Lets make the victims…really victims.
As I looked at this again, it occurred to me that this guy has become a master of Alinsky’s Rule 5….
…”5. Ridicule is man’s most potent weapon. There is no defense. It is almost impossible to counterattack ridicule. Also it infuriates the opposition, who then react to your advantage.”
Alinsky’s unwritten rule No. 5 3/4: If your opposition uses this tactic on you, pretend that he didn’t say anything at all.
THAT was OUTSTANDING!!!! He really laid it on, strong, deeeeeeeep, and EEEEEEEEmotional!!!
DAMN, he’s GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD!
Textania McGrath.
The funniest part of this is the commenters that think this dude is serious!
A troll like that must be getting calls from the Biden administration; they need speech writers.
We live in *The Age of the Troll*, and this guy is one of its avatars.