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Strange Daze: Of Napalm Shotguns and Vaginal Candles


Not really the teacher you want for the home shotgun defense course, but he’s all heart.

 THESE JUST IN FROM THE LAND OF GWYNETH PALTROW’S VAGINAL EMPIRE!

Two Men Set On Fire At Vagina-Scented-Candle-Pioneer Gwenyth Paltrow’s Goop Store As Candles Explode –

 

$75.00. YES, $SEVENTY-FUCKING-FIVE.00

Gwyneth Paltrow’s Goop sued as man claims vagina-scented candle ‘exploded’ 

“A few minutes after I lit the candle, it exploded. Flames roared half a metre out of the jar and bits of molten wax flew out as it fizzed and spat. We couldn’t get near it to blow it out as the flames were so ferocious, and we didn’t want to throw water on it for fear of splashing molten wax everywhere. Luckily, I had placed it on concrete, at the base of what was once a fireplace.

“Thankfully, after what seemed like an age, but was probably no more than five minutes, the flames subsided and I could blow the candle out. The charred jar and melted label were testament to how hot it had become.”


Heretic This Smells Like My Vagina Candle |     If you recycle carelessly all the fish in the oceans will smell like it.

$75.00 YES, $SEVENTY-FUCKING-FIVE.00

ELSEWHERE THE “WE LOVE TO KILL BABIES” MOVEMENT CONTINUES TO SELF-DESTRUCT

Ever since Roe was overturned I’ve really started…    started to notice how…I guess…  “lazy” the pro-abort movement is. Instead of fighting to fix the foster care system, they want to kill kids who might end up there. Instead of offering help to people (including pregnant women) living in poverty, they want to kill the people who might end up there. Instead of figuring out how society can be more accepting and helpful to disabled people, they want to kill people who may be disabled. I could go on, but do I have to? They see how the world needs fixing or adjustments, but instead of tackling the problems that people face, they want to get rid of the people facing those problems. Killing preborn humans will not end poverty. Killing preborn disabled humans will not end disability or help the community. Abortion has never been a solution to our problems, but I guess paying a couple hundred bucks for an abortion is a lot easier and quicker than housing the homeless, donating food and clothes, or paying medical bills.

 

 

THOUGHTS ON “Google Data Center Security: 6 Layers Deep” “

Don’t care if this is politically incorrect, I noticed in this video, and also in all my years of working in corporate environments, most, or at least a LOT, of corporate and non-corporate security is black people?

I also noticed through my experience that it’s pretty much a ‘preferred career’ for black people in general.. And I have an inkling feeling while watching this occur in an unbiased way throughout the years and years, that it seems like it’s because it requires the least amount of mental effort, or effort in general, than other jobs, whereas someone else in an office environment can work themselves to tears like in IT, finance, etcetera, comparatively, being a security guard pays less but it is a much cushier job. In most places where they have security (not in google data centers where they do more) but in most normal places I’ve seen security guards literally spend most of their shift just sitting at a desk playing with their phone all day and/or night, or at the very most walking around checking a perimeter. And good on them, I’m not saying it’s bad, I’m making an observation from years of experience.

It’s nice to have a stable cushy job where you don’t have to work as hard as others, but it’s also an interesting observation when you see a higher than average percentage of security guards being of a certain race in a literal melting pot society. When you see it happen for years in your life and how the job is treated with lethargy, you cannot deny it is a very attractive career for a certain mindset.

The Doctrine of Inerrancy – by Chris Bray

Priest: Because of science, we save lives every day.

Congregation: We stand by science, so we stand by the vaccines.

You can hear the chanting in your head, can’t you? The repetition, the delivery of a mantra in a form that allows you to perceive it, and perceive it, and perceive it, and perceive it yet again before ye makest thine turn onto San Vicente. When you say it often and identically, it wears grooves; it patterns the dailiness of life with the avenues of belief. It’s Benedictine Scientism.

INSERT ILLO

BRAND: This week I spoke with investigative journalist with the Grayzone, Aaron Maté, about efforts by the US proxy war in Ukraine and its efforts to weaken and destabilise Russia.

Florida man arrested for battering a police officer with a hot dog.   Police officers were ready to open the road back up to normal traffic. They let Stoll know that it was time to pack up and go home, but Stoll was still hustling. When the officers insisted, Stoll threw a hotdog at them, striking one of the officer’s uniform.

The police officers arrested Stoll and actually mustard up the courage to charge him with battery with a hotdog.

You can only lose the culture war – by Curtis Yarvin

Are there really that many American women who want to get an abortion, but can’t afford an $89 ticket to Oakland? We’ll see mobile abortion death vans lined up like taco trucks at the taxi stands outside all major California airports. A girl in trouble won’t even need a reservation… she may not even need to exit the secure area—major airlines now planning to staff their executive lounges with on-demand abortionists, also expert in Swedish massage… abortion tourism as a whole will blossom… specialized abortion spas… abortion bachelorette parties… abortion gender-reveal ceremonies… abortion with dolphins… “our constitution,” per John Adams, “was made only for a moral and religious people.” Does not Pres. Adams’ data point argue strongly for a new constitutional thinking?

American Pride Is Out Here, Hiding in Plain Sight   The minute you pull up with your family or friends, there is a sense of community all around you — very different from the sterile atmosphere at a traditional movie theater. Everyone here has bought into the experience of spreading out a blanket and chairs and taking in a movie under the stars, downing some concession food and even meeting some new friends during the show.

A Dire Situation – The war against Russia was always and obviously going to be a complete disaster, without even taking China and the other BRICSIA nations into account. The European countries absolutely need to surrender now, before the weather turns cold and their need for heat and electricity rises. But as with the defeated Ukrainian military forces, it is unlikely that their globalist masters will permit them to do so. After all, the globalist elite doesn’t care about freezing Poles, Germans, or Swiss any more than they do about their starving Ukrainian cannon fodder.

Big Sur – Searching Day Light The town of Big Sur has an air of old school Northern California community about it, plucked right out of 1968.

It’s our last day, a Sunday, and the local fire department is sponsoring a fundraising barbecue in the park. Out under the redwoods we eat tri tip, ribs, baked beans, potato salad, deviled eggs, and coleslaw. A bargain at $10 a plate, families gather, live bluegrass wafts across the grass, and barefoot children play hide and seek.

Jack and I, bellies full, lean up against a tree and take it all in, the beautiful setting, the friendly people, the mellow vibe. “You know,” I say, only partly in jest. ”This is how the hippies did it.”

“What’s a hippy?” he asks, with half a smile.

I’ve been treasuring this entire journey with my son and, just like that, a little of the meaning slips through.

“You’re looking at one,” I say.

THIS JUST IN: Monkeypox homosexual spread –

The Latest News Foretells American Collapse –     The Biden regime, which even Democrats are tired of, has decided to cancel a US Supreme Court ruling that overturned Roe vs. Wade with a presidential executive order. The executive branch has no such authority. Executive orders cannot be used to make law or to overturn court decisions. With his executive order, the White House Fool is violating the separation of powers.  This step into dictatorship, of course, will cause no regrets among abortion advocates. Perhaps the Supreme Court will find the courage to issue an injunction against President Biden.  Perhaps after the wipeout of Democrats in November, the White House Fool can be impeached.

Doomsday Russian submarine enters service. Undetectable, capable of destroying entire carrier battle fleets, and wrecking coastal cities with tsunamis, Washington is picking a war it cannot win.

Bodycam video shows former Smith County constable, deputies allegedly stealing from residence (video) 

The Smith County District Attorney’s office released bodycam video in connection to a civil case against Curtis Traylor-Harris.

Traylor-Harris is dealing with criminal charges as well as a civil lawsuit after being accused of stealing from residents whilst serving a writ of possession as Smith County Constable for Precinct 1. He was charged in November along with two others from his office, Derrick Holman and LaQuenda Banks, with theft and official oppression. Traylor-Harris was rearrested in May for a bond violation, records show.

The video comes from Chief Deputy LaQuenda Banks’s bodycam from the January 2021 incident and was used as evidence in the civil suit.

“LaQuenda.” Why is there always a LaQuenda around when this shit goes down?

The “safe and effective” narrative is falling apart   Here is my list of over 40 indicators that the “safe and effective” narrative is falling apart. It is a devastating list. And for some reason, nobody wants to fact check me on it.

How the Lizard People Took Over America’s War –    Twenty years. All that exists of this century. As I have written elsewhere, the war was a total failure, by any measure, perhaps the great failure of our age, the nexus of all the malignant forces precipitating American decline—End of History delusions, failed leadership, the ascendant Human Rights NGO complex, public-private self-dealing—venal, arrogant, brain-dead, sclerotic, unaccountable in every aspect.

We will likely learn nothing from this catastrophe. Our leadership class will not be chastened by it. They will not reconsider their magical thinking. They will simply redirect it elsewhere. Probably at home. There is already talk of forgetting the terrorists in Afghanistan so we can fight the terrorists on our own soil.

In case there is any doubt, they are referring to you and me. They are referring to anyone who doubts their mandate to rule over us. What comes next will likely be far worse than what preceded it, if equally deranged. And though the architects of this failed war might not take any lessons from Afghanistan, we can. The Pashtun persevered because they had the will to do so. Because they had God on their side.

Hold the line. Call their bluff. They will blink first. The weaker hand always does.


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  • Lance de Boyle July 18, 2022, 1:50 AM

    [Possibly not suitable for mixed, or, for that matter, any, company.]
    Oh, yeah, she SAYS it smells like her vagina.
    It oughta be easy to test.
    Final results of a double-blind ferschniffen test of vag vs. candle.

    Subject 1. (Stan the Vag Man.) “Yup, pure vag. A bold sardine fragrance that strikes the senses like a savage eructation from the bowels of hell. Some gastropod top notes. And a rotting whale blubber finish. No, not at all pleasant. One helping is sufficient for the average adult.”

    Subject 2. (Edwin Huffer) “Oh, yes, vag for sure. One notices a strong, one might say aggressive, start, like the sudden opening of the dumpster lid at Ned’s Expired Fish Emporium, that elicits massive tearing and an acute bronchial spasm, followed by a top note reminicent of a passing bum, with a jagged finish and a sensation of gagging on someone’s shorts. An olfactory schnozzmare.”

    Subject 3. (A. Tad Schmenki) “The candle—I think it was the candle—was a far cry from your true vagaroma. The acrid fragrance barely rose to the density of a queef in a summer breeze (that makes me feel fine). More like triple distilled douche water. A disappointment. Who names their kid Gwyneth?

    • ThisIsNotNutella July 18, 2022, 4:20 PM

      Why would I pay $75 for that candle when I can catch two buses for far less to get me to the picturesque fishing village of Tai O where some of the original Tanka residents make and mature –and boy (sic) do they mature it under the tropical sun — shrimp paste? Or I can just wait for a strong wind to blow here from there.

      That Paltrow Witch needs to burn at an auto-da-fé before she and her buddies make Nero’s Torches out of us Little People.

  • John Fisher July 18, 2022, 4:55 AM

    With all due lack of respect to Yarvin, Americans are not hobbits. And in the coming unpleasantness, any ‘elves’ that don’t grasp that are going to have a problem.

    • ThisIsNotNutella July 18, 2022, 4:26 PM

      But, but, but… He went to Brown, doncher know?

      Yarvin is a bit full of himself. But he’s useful to read every now and then. We’re all blind men trying to limn the Elephant. A bit of him, a bit of Crazy Jordan Peterson, a bit of Ace of Grillers, a bit of Blowhard Michael Yon, a Smidgin of a gazillion other part-right, part wrongers of different stripes and eventually a kind of Grokkening happens.

      He’s no Elf though. As someone pointed out in IIRC a Z Man comment thread, such a misshapen nightmare while Physiognomy slept cannot possibly be Elven.

  • ghostsniper July 18, 2022, 4:58 AM

    Paltrow: gross wretch, mentally deficient

  • Alex July 18, 2022, 5:59 AM

    Where did the paragraph regarding security come from? I would like to read more about their observations. I’ve been in the same field (federal) for 20 years, and I’ve seen an over-representation of blacks in the various security jobs in many different agencies like the article suggests. Some of the worst security breaches and problems I have investigated all have a couple of driving factors related. I’ll let you guess what they are.

    • ghostsniper July 18, 2022, 8:46 AM

      ALL gov’t facilities are completely infested with negro’s.
      Check out any VA hospital.
      Consider it retroactive reparations.
      Is it any wonder all of it is collapsing what with all the incompetent people in it’s employ now?
      Sooner the better.

      • TrangBang68 July 18, 2022, 7:48 PM

        I called my VA nurse practitioner today for an emergency bp medication phoned to a pharmacy across the country. She didn’t seem to understand that working for a Federal agency meant you didn’t need a license in every state. She is a Filipino mixed race person with online credentials from some obscure university for pay.

  • Univ of Saigon 68 July 18, 2022, 6:46 AM

    Any man who goes into a Goop Store deserves whatever happens to him.

  • Jack July 18, 2022, 7:04 AM

    You got to hand it to LaQuenda. That bitch would steal pond scum if she liked the color. This vid only proves, once again, that the negro is, without question, every negative thing that has ever been said about him. Slovenly, lazy, shiftless and thieving. My experience with them has been that if they cannot steal it, eat it or screw it, they will simply tear it up and shit on it.

  • Anonymous White Male July 18, 2022, 7:12 AM

    I suppose “Parasites don’t have rights.” But, they sure have a lot of privileges in America and Europe! I fail to see what privileges aborted children have.

  • Rob De Witt July 18, 2022, 8:07 AM

    Jesse Fuller put it best:

    Only two things in the world smell like fish. One of em’s fish.

  • Joel July 18, 2022, 8:30 AM

    Joel to any given abortion-rights protester: Lady, you and I agree on one thing for sure – we’d all be better off if you didn’t reproduce.

    “Any man who goes into a Goop store deserves whatever happens to him” – this is also probably very true.

  • KCK July 18, 2022, 9:20 AM

    I used to look down my nose at kayakers, back in the day. If you need to know why just hang out about 3 minutes with rock climbers (they’re assholes). But, I’ll be damned if being swallowed whole isn’t one of the more interesting objective hazards you can face! Jonah knew it, too.

    Pride goeth before a fall. Whales regurgitate what tastes like shit.

    If they didn’t have it on film, no one would ever buy the story.

  • Dirk July 18, 2022, 10:59 AM

    The short Kel Tech 15 round shotguns a fine working man’s tool. After 400/500 rounds of everything thru mine, it’s become apart of my travel package. Fits nicely in my Mystery Ranch medium traveling pack with an additional 75 rounds.

    The fighting shotguns fallen out of favor with the retards who think the m4 is the only hammer in the tool kit. In many applications the shotgun is a devastating tool. It’s never a bad thing to have multiple tools available.

    If your in the market the Kel Ted is a short handy weapon with a wicked amount of rounds onboard.

    • ghostsniper July 18, 2022, 2:31 PM

      I like the idea but hate the methodry.
      Who wouldn’t like to have twice as many rounds available?
      I’ll tell you who.
      Anyone who doesn’t want to trade performance for quantity.
      That Kel Tech looks like a gimmicky toy.
      Also, when he racked it he almost had to struggle.
      I suspect that was because of the vertical handle on the slide as it tends to move the force away from the source. IOW, if he could wrap his fingers around the slide he’d get more power closer to the source.
      And, as he loaded it it seems unintuitive. The loading ramp was behind the handle and it’s awkward.

      It seems to have a lot of plastic, like 2 halves from a mold screwed together. If you hit someone with it (yes, that’s a thing if necessary) it would come apart like a toy, or, hurt the swinger as much as the person that you’re trying to hurt.

      My favorite all time long gun is my custom made from scratch Remington 870 marine magnum 12 ga. I’ve put over 5000rds through that gun through all kinds of maneuvers, positions, and weather conditions and it feels like an extension of me. It’s my primary long gun platform.

      Having said that, after viewing a slew of high performance fast shooting/loading videos I’m shopping for an autoloader, probably a Benelli, though they are pretty pricey. If I can find a lightly used used one…. Look up a youtube of Jerry Miculek and his daughter speedloading 4 shells with 1 hand. It’s inspiring. I can fluidly, while keeping the barrel trained on the target, load 2 shells over the top or from the bottom with one hand. Always wanting to improve.

      • Dirk July 18, 2022, 6:59 PM

        I own 870s, I ownMossberg 930s, I own A super 90, B. I own many many many shotguns. I have model 11 Remingtons.

        If you haven’t caught on, when it comes to weapons I’m very serious. The Kel Tec, is tougher then you and me are.

        Loading is two tunes side by side,each holding seven rounds. A simple metal lever determines which tube your chambered rounds are coming from. Ghost like any weapon theirs a chronological operational sequence.

        The safety is easy to find, tube selection is a simple pushing the leverleft or right. I run BUIS sights, and a red dot. A magpul sling handles “ dangle duty”.

        The Kel Tec shotgun is everything the 870 isn’t. It’s a fighting shotgun, not a bird gun, converted to a fighting shotgun. Recoil is translated directly into the shoulder, via a straightish stock, to me it doesn’t kick like the 870.

        It’s 26.5 inch’s long which makes it .5 inch’s over legal per ATF Regs.

        Many folks have a tough time shooting the bull pup style weapons. I’ve had a AUG 556 Styr since 1988, it’s a bull pup. It’s also short with a 16 inch barrel. Again the OAL is roughly 26.5 OAL length.

        Shot what you want don’t bust my balls, when you haven’t even picked one up. That’s exactly what armatures and punks do, you ain’t either, Ghost.

        • Vanderleun July 18, 2022, 11:59 PM

          I gotta look into that Kel Tec item.

        • ghostsniper July 19, 2022, 4:08 AM

          I didn’t know I was busting your balls. That wasn’t my intent. I was critical of the gun itself, and perhaps the shooter in the vid. Shoot what you want, I’m all for that. If I was set up differently financially I might have a Kel Tech. I like the idea of how short it is. As in all things gun related, I reserve final say until such time I run one myself. Bring that Kel Tech by the next time you’re in the neighborhood and we’ll try it out.

          • Dirk July 19, 2022, 7:34 AM

            Ghost, if I lived close, I’d drop the melted off for a range session. Any firearms a tool, we get out of these tools, what we put into them.

            Learning the weapon is prudent. Learning to shoot the weapon effectively is critical, if the intended use is, protection of family and home.

        • Snakepit Kansas July 19, 2022, 5:00 AM

          Ah, the Remington Model 11. Beautiful gun made from the Browning A5 design.

        • KCK July 19, 2022, 7:18 AM

          There might be 3 shotguns somewhere close by. Then again, there might not. The best is the Mossberg 500 stainless Marine.

          I’m in the doubter category on the Kal-Tec, although I yield to your experience with it, Dirk. I suppose before I got one, I’d have my son hit me in the pocket of my shoulder with the engineer hammer about 40 times and see if I liked that. I’ve seen them without the forward pistol grip (better) and I see a photo of some guy with an ACOG type sight on the rail. Thas stupid in action, right there. You’re not shooting turkey heads, FFS.

          I’m afraid to try the comic book rounds for my 12 gauge(s). They cost money and they look preposterous. But, a wandering mind does wonder if a gas round or an incendiary round would be useful…shakes head. Slaps face. My favorite round is Dead Coyote, which is a mix of .22 and double-ought pellets. I think the Zombie rounds I bought one time are similar. Haven’t tested those on any zombies, yet.

          • Vanderleun July 19, 2022, 7:47 AM

            “But, a wandering mind does wonder if a gas round or an incendiary round would be useful. . . ”

            As we learn in the holy book of George Carlin:

          • Dirk July 19, 2022, 8:09 AM

            Casey, we do what we do to weapons and with weapons based on experience. I don’t like gimmicks, Ghost hit on an important truth. The downward handle on the slide creates a tension spot, and creates unneeded torque on the slide action, thus creating the potential for binding, when cycling the slide action.

            I keep mine lubed with “Wilson Combat” gun oil, it’s just what I have a lot of, other fun oils would be fine. As for the dot sight on that fella’s Kel tec mounted all the way forward? Who knows what he’s trying to accomplish.

            Lastly, I run high-end backup sights on EVERY Rifle, some shotguns I own. I prefer the zero/zero sight to dot height, I want my red dot and my sights to be spot on. When I shoulder mount the shotgun, I go to what I know, what I’ve trained to do for fifty years, that’s pick up the front sight.

            If you’re picking up the front sight the red dot can only be centered on that front sight. I’m getting older, I eye tested at the VA in Reno Nv last week. They tell me I scored 20/21, whatever that means. I do not agree.

            I’m having difficulty picking up objects close in. I have a hard time picking up pistol and shotgun sights, hence the red dot, it’s cheap insurance. I know it’s a shotgun.

            I’ve personally seen fellow police officers miss the target with shotguns at 10 and 15 yards. I believe they missed because not only were they pussys, they detested the felt recoil, so would flinch. “Most cops are not gun people”

            Regarding the red dot on the Kel Tec, it’s an early Vortex, I can’t beat the red dot to death. I’m tough on weapons, I run em hard, put em away dirty. These vortexes are Gen one, I’ve discovered they are tougher than woodpecker lips.

            The Kel Tec is a specialized shotgun, it’s not for everybody. It has unusual features, and admittedly requires a few adaptations in the firing sequence. That’s what range time and dry fire times developed for.

            Loading the Kel Tec is different, for ME, I find I roll it right from a right-hand shooting position, exposing the loading tubes, I then load either tube that’s empty, or both if required.

            I try hard not to run the SG dry, I want to be able to engage a bad guy with at least the round on the chamber if push comes to shove. 14 rounds or seven and seven, requires fishing rounds out of shell holders or pockets. Actually both on the Kel tec.

            But then 15 rounds is a lot of fire power, that’s the thing, there’s a lot of “ luck” involved in a gunfight, your form, your tactics, your cover or concealment can be perfect, and you get dinged. That’s bad karma, it happens. That’s a different topic.

            You blow thru 15 rounds, I practice different ways, stress myself, do I reload after the last round, or let the shotgun dangle, on its sling? Or go to my pistol? Each situation differs, learn both ways. It’s in your best interest.

            Sorry, don’t mean to bore you. This is a serious undertaking. Never know when/ if you will need to use this toolset, god help you if, you do and you’re not up to speed on what needs to happen.

            This I do know, if you practice often commit to muscle memory training, you do get in the shit, and you will refer back to how trained. Lastly cover is king. Never confuse concealment for cover, that’s a fatal mistake.

            Again sorry, my mind clicks this stuff off muscle memory is a function of the brain.

  • OneGuy July 18, 2022, 12:42 PM

    My ex wife’s Virgina used to “explode” after I learned how to give her cunnilingus. Well not “explode” exactly but spring a leak might be more accurate.

    • Mike Austin July 18, 2022, 1:04 PM

      This is not the first time that I have asked you to take your puerile sexual imaginings somewhere else. Why do you write such adolescent drivel?

      • Vanderleun July 18, 2022, 1:17 PM

        Was it something I said?

      • OneGuy July 18, 2022, 2:28 PM

        But it brings back such great memories. She was always, how do I say this, so generous to me afterwards. We were very young and she was very catholic so she couldn’t even say the words, just couldn’t bring herself to call it by name. I would tease her and ask what she wanted. She would respond “you know”. I would play dumb and suggest something else but she still couldn’t say “lick me”. But is was great fun, we were young and in love.

    • Vanderleun July 18, 2022, 1:16 PM

      It is going to take years, YEARS!, of therapy to erase that image from my mind. My attorney will be in touch, sir.

      • ThisIsNotNutella July 18, 2022, 4:31 PM

        Well there is a strong whiff of Après moi, le Splooge about our present rulers and times. O Tempura! O Morays!

    • ghostsniper July 18, 2022, 2:34 PM

      Sounds unnecessarily messy, if not downright rood.

    • KCK July 19, 2022, 7:20 AM

      Someday soon, we’ll all be wistful for the days when she marketed vagina smells, instead of worms and bugs that you eat.

  • Ed P July 18, 2022, 12:46 PM

    If GP can sell candles stinking of her undercarriage, perhaps it’s time for…
    Ed’s knob-cheese!
    Guaranteed 100% scraped of my bell end. ‘Matured’ for a couple of months to get that authentic full aroma. Available in 10g for $45 (and 50g tubs when I’ve accumulated enough).

    “You’ll find nuffin like it elsewhere!”

    Effing stupid one-time actress idiot!

    • ghostsniper July 18, 2022, 2:36 PM

      Oh dear. See what you started OneGuy?
      What next, Tijuana, trilingual, smoking donkeys that can shoot ping pong balls?

      • ThisIsNotNutella July 18, 2022, 4:37 PM

        I can’t for the life of me think of anything you’ve left out there. Have you considered trying your hand at Haikus?

        • ghostsniper July 18, 2022, 6:04 PM

          Had not heard that before.
          So I went to look it up.
          Still I do n0t know.

          • ThisIsNotNutella July 18, 2022, 6:23 PM

            *doffs hat*

  • Bob Smith July 18, 2022, 1:46 PM

    You didn’t already know this?

  • Skorpion July 18, 2022, 6:53 PM

    Anyone who would seriously market a consumer product designed to smell like their own genitals is both a deranged pervert, and a world-class narcissist.

    • ghostsniper July 19, 2022, 4:13 AM

      Skorpion sed: “…and a world-class narcissist.”
      ========
      You spelt “gutter-class” rong.
      She’s grasping for relevancy in a sea of irrelevancy.

      The name of her business is childish and stupid.
      The products she attempts to sell are childish and stupid.
      She is a childish and stupid adult, very common these days.
      She’ll be plowed under like the others.
      I’ve never seen any vid, movie, TV show or otherwise of this damaged person. I do remember seeing her mother and Peter Fonda in a flik long ago.

  • Rockman87 July 19, 2022, 5:53 AM

    Re the candle thing: The guy deserves some credit for locating the wick, lighting it up, and generating fireworks. What more can a guy do?

    • ThisIsNotNutella July 19, 2022, 5:39 PM

      Quite so!

      It’s the thrill of the race to the bottom that keeps me coming back to this fine blog and its learned commentariat.