“If you could just support the WNBA the way you support a fat chick that’s proud of her body and is no longer a threat to you, that league would be doing better numbers than the NBA.
“I saw a woman a couple months back, professional soccer player, she goes onto one of these sports channels, and she starts bitching, going like, ‘I don’t understand, how come female athletes don’t make as much as male professional athletes?’ And all of these men had to sit there and act like they didn’t know what the answer was to that.
“I’m sitting at home, screaming at the TV: ‘Because you don’t sell any fucking tickets!’ Nobody is going to women’s soccer games. You’re playing in a 20,000-seat arena, 1,500 people show up, that’s not a good night. The promoter lost his fucking ass on that gig.
“Look at the WNBA. They’ve been playing in front of 300 to 400 people a night for a quarter of a century.
“None of you showed up. Where are all the feminists? That place should be packed with feminists — faces painted, wearing jerseys, going fucking nuts like the guys do. None of you went to the fucking games.”
“You failed them. Not me. Not men. Women failed the WNBA.
“Ladies, name your Top five WNBA players of all time. Name five WNBA teams. Name the WNBA team in your fucking city. You can’t do it. You don’t give a fuck about them.”
“Meanwhile, you look at the Kardashians, they’re making billions. You look at those Real Housewives shows, they’re making money hand over fist. Because that’s what women are watching, and the money listens.
“You’d rather watch that shit, Real Housewives, a bunch of women just tearing each other down.
“That’s the message you send: We’d rather watch that than a bunch of women come together as a team and try to achieve a common goal. We would rather watch them absolutely fucking destroy each other.
“And then, in the end, you come back, and you fucking yell at guys. So let me get this straight: I have to buy you a drink, stop the ax murderer from coming through the fucking window, and I have to watch WNBA games for you?”
Burr previously on the “epidemic of gold-digging whores.”
Comrade Griner is coming up on 150 days drug free!
WNBA? Is that like some undercard wrestling league? (s)
GLOW was the best, Gorgeous Ladies Of Wrestling.
How about the fat chicks in the Sports Illustrated get out there on the court in the spirit of egalitarian equity.
ghostsniperJuly 13, 2022, 10:44 AM
Fake everything is falling apart.
Mike SeyleJuly 13, 2022, 10:53 AM
Wow. Those words should be, in a condensed version, on the sides of thousands of roads like the old Burma Shave signs were.
AnonymousJuly 13, 2022, 11:57 AM
Bill Burr is right. But I find the conversation utterly boring.
OneGuyJuly 13, 2022, 1:06 PM
It just isn’t right that Top Gun just passed $500 million and the woke movies are going broke. We need the WNBA rules to bring “equity” to movies.
Casey KlahnJuly 14, 2022, 4:53 PM
A Billion. You got a fake news report.
Uncle MikeyJuly 13, 2022, 3:44 PM
I think women will regret breaking the spell they had us under. It’s never coming back
Gordon ScottJuly 13, 2022, 6:25 PM
Too right, Uncle Mikey. Of course, some women have spotted the problem, and are offering an alternative. A lot of eastern European and Russian gals never went there in the first place. Mexico, too; I know a guy who earns enough to live well in Mexico, and has a damn attractive wife who doesn’t speak much English, but she is thrilled to make him dinner, and deliver one of those smoothies that are no doubt great for you but look revoltingly green.
He got pulled over in Mexicali because traffic lights there are peculiar. She told him to stay in the car, and got out and launched into the two cops like a fury. She chewed them up thoroughly, then got back in the car and said, “Don’t say a word, just give them a $20.” He had no idea that side of her existed.
Yaacov ben MosheJuly 13, 2022, 6:33 PM
And then America hating Megan Rapinoe gets the highest civilian honor fro the corrupt and festering demented shell of the Evil Forest Gump of graft and politics! There is nothing these incontinent monsters will not shit upon.
Casey KlahnJuly 14, 2022, 4:54 PM
Bill Burr has been rather middling on culture and politics, but he seems to be wearing the mantle of some of the greats, these days. I hope he keeps firing away.
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Comrade Griner is coming up on 150 days drug free!
WNBA? Is that like some undercard wrestling league? (s)
GLOW was the best, Gorgeous Ladies Of Wrestling.
How about the fat chicks in the Sports Illustrated get out there on the court in the spirit of egalitarian equity.
Fake everything is falling apart.
Wow. Those words should be, in a condensed version, on the sides of thousands of roads like the old Burma Shave signs were.
Bill Burr is right. But I find the conversation utterly boring.
It just isn’t right that Top Gun just passed $500 million and the woke movies are going broke. We need the WNBA rules to bring “equity” to movies.
A Billion. You got a fake news report.
I think women will regret breaking the spell they had us under. It’s never coming back
Too right, Uncle Mikey. Of course, some women have spotted the problem, and are offering an alternative. A lot of eastern European and Russian gals never went there in the first place. Mexico, too; I know a guy who earns enough to live well in Mexico, and has a damn attractive wife who doesn’t speak much English, but she is thrilled to make him dinner, and deliver one of those smoothies that are no doubt great for you but look revoltingly green.
He got pulled over in Mexicali because traffic lights there are peculiar. She told him to stay in the car, and got out and launched into the two cops like a fury. She chewed them up thoroughly, then got back in the car and said, “Don’t say a word, just give them a $20.” He had no idea that side of her existed.
And then America hating Megan Rapinoe gets the highest civilian honor fro the corrupt and festering demented shell of the Evil Forest Gump of graft and politics! There is nothing these incontinent monsters will not shit upon.
Bill Burr has been rather middling on culture and politics, but he seems to be wearing the mantle of some of the greats, these days. I hope he keeps firing away.