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  • jwm July 30, 2022, 7:55 PM

    Remember ninety nine cent record bins?

    JWM

    • David July 30, 2022, 9:22 PM

      I do believe I paid 99 cents for led Zeppelins first album at A&B records on Granville Street

  • ThisIsNotNutella July 30, 2022, 8:01 PM

    Hey! Don’t knock Dara Puspita!

    But nowhere near Java-jungly enough for me.

    Now this:

    Inul Daratista – Goyang Inul (Official Music Video)
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZWz-0l-WwKU

    Dangdut is an acquired taste. So much for shadow puppets and gamelans.

  • ThisIsNotNotNutella July 30, 2022, 8:03 PM

    I’ve no idea who the #@$% Heino is… but looks like he’s on his way to a date with Elton John. They’d have to flip a coin.

  • Casey Klahn July 30, 2022, 9:06 PM

    I needed that laugh.

  • Telly Loves You July 30, 2022, 9:47 PM

    Hades features vocoder voice warp and BASS albums on computer speakers along with boy bands on loop.
    How about an Uncle Joe Brandon spoken word album reading some Chairman Mao off of a teleprompter!

  • Princess Cutekitten July 30, 2022, 11:38 PM

    A (trombone) blast from the past! 😄

  • Anonymous July 30, 2022, 11:47 PM

    “Strategy for Penetration” (whiskey, lots of whiskey)

    That Karl Malden album can’t be real. Unless it was part of MK Ultra.

    Svetlana Grubbersolvik can wrap her lips around my flute anytime she likes.

    “Where Will I Shelter My Sheep” (in your hair)

    “Marcy Tigner, trombone. With flute, harp and pipe organ.” As opposed to what, sexual orrgan?

  • Anonymous July 30, 2022, 11:48 PM

    “Strategy for Penetration” (whiskey, lots of whiskey)

    That Karl Malden album can’t be real. Unless it was part of MK Ultra.

    Svetlana Grubbersolvik can wrap her lips around my flute anytime she likes.

    “Where Will I Shelter My Sheep” (in your hair)

    “Marcy Tigner, trombone. With flute, harp and pipe organ.” As opposed to what, sexual organ?

  • Mike Austin July 31, 2022, 4:07 AM

    Put all of these albums on an endless tape loop. Play it 24/7 at high volume for all those on Death Row. Every damn one of them would be dead in a week.

  • Bill in Tennessee July 31, 2022, 6:52 AM

    That was a HILARIOUS trip down the memory trail. I didn’t recognize the individual “artists” but with the beehive hairdos and unlikely ensembles (trombone, violin, harp, and pipe organ) was almost cringeworthy. Where are they now?

  • BillH July 31, 2022, 7:41 AM

    We started our six on illustrated story books, which they repeated page by page – babies love to do that. Eventually they would read the books to themselves outloud. All six remained avid readers, with a couple of them making a living at it. It wasn’that we were against records, we just couldn’t afford a record player until #3 or #4 came along, and by then it was too late.

  • Joel July 31, 2022, 7:55 AM

    “Karl Malden Reads the Speeches of Lyndon Johnson” is the most “WTF were they thinking” thing I’m likely to encounter today. Thanks…I think.

    Seriously, now I wonder how many of those actually sold.

  • jiminalaska July 31, 2022, 8:12 AM

    Looking at the bright side, you didn’t find any Liberace albums.

    • Vanderleun July 31, 2022, 8:57 AM

      Oh can’t overlook that….

      • Mike Austin July 31, 2022, 10:30 AM

        If that old sodomite Liberace were still around, he would be wishing his brother George were here, and he would be crying all the way to the bank.

  • pbird July 31, 2022, 9:34 AM

    That last one just about scared me off my perch. I was already real worried.

  • Hyland July 31, 2022, 9:34 AM

    The sound of Art Linkletter unzipping his trousers….. shiver….

  • Jim in Oxford July 31, 2022, 9:59 AM

    Holy Mother of God, Mr. V — where do you FIND this stuff?! Do you utilize some bizarro search engine that delivers you to (and through) some psychotropic wormhole?

  • Auntie Analogue July 31, 2022, 10:01 AM

    The Mrs. Mills Come to My Party LP jacket brought instantly to mind the Hyacinth Bucket character from the Keeping Up Appearances Brit-com.

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