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Dear Mom, I’m assigned to the 52nd Gender Fluid Battalion.

Infighting has occurred whenever hard work needs to be done. When heavy lifting is required many start identifying as female. When cooking is required they identify as male.

We’re starving.

Communication is hard among the troops. Protocol states that preferred pronouns must be used in all circumstances.

Radio transmissions are usually tied up by the recipient correcting the person transmitting the message on what gender they identify as that day

I’m vegan.

Some of the heavier members of our battalion have shown themselves not be up to the task of battle.

Due to this we have our daily “Healthy at any size briefing” and we’re reminded that it’s not that they’re overweight, it’s that we suffer from “thin privilege”.

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  • BillH July 6, 2018, 7:05 AM

    I been fat and I been slim, more times than I care to admit. Believe me, slim is better.

  • sTevo July 6, 2018, 7:23 AM

    What we have here is a lugubrious situation, sad but funny.

  • ghostsniper July 6, 2018, 12:31 PM

    Cut the funding, it dies on the vine.

  • Teri Pittman July 8, 2018, 12:13 PM

    Naked and Afraid had an episode with a couple of groups out there. One had a woman that was a vegetarian. Really dumb. There’s not much to eat in these places and you are starving yourself unnecessarily.

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