- or- Everything I Really Needed to Know About Defeating Obama I Learned from Sarah Palin
With the current all-male Republican circle-jerk doomed to repeat itself until at least June like some gay orgy in a locker room, it is good we have Barack Obama deciding to run against Sarah Palin in the meantime. Good because it gives Sarah Palin an opportunity to remind us of the real goal: kicking this walking, talking, preening, phony disaster out of the White House and off Air Force One. Unlike Mitt, Newt, Rick, and Ron, Sarah does not take her eye off the message. Indeed she supplied everyone a couple of days ago with the 12 main talking points that seem to have gone right out of the pointed little heads of the current candidates and their supporters.
What are The Palin Points? Let’s review:
Just off the top of my head, a few of these concerning issues include:
I’m sure I missed a few things, but the list is just for starters.
private-sector job creators and industry strangled by burdensome regulations and an out-of-control Obama EPA,
an attack on private industry in right-to-work states,
green energy pay-to-play kickbacks to Obama campaign donors, and
One would hope that, at some point, the boys in the locker room can quite snapping towels on each other’s butts long enough to get back on Palin's message. But as Lyndon Johnson once said, “I don’t want to hold out any hopes for you I don’t hold out for myself.”
I said it before: Sarah should have jumped the gun and given the Presidential race a try, for tryin's sake.
But there's something else you all need to know: Bristol's got a blog, at Patheos. Go check it out. And give her some kudos.
Posted by: newton at March 16, 2012 11:46 AMOne would hope that the towel butt snapping is taking place prior to completion of the circle jerking.
Posted by: John Venlet at March 16, 2012 11:48 AMIf she had run, she woulda won.
Posted by: Gary Ogletree at March 16, 2012 12:39 PMAre the powers that be in the RNC are going to let Sarah Palin give the keynote speech?
Just imagine that the whole convention is feeling suicidal because the presumptive nominee has turned out to be a dud that is probably going to do a McCain and snatch defeat from the jaws of victory, and the others left in the game have proven themselves bona fide clowns.
And there is Obama, vulnerable as hell, and our damn gun isn't loaded.
Now imagine Sarah steps up to the mike and proceeds to Belt. It. Right. Out. Of. The. Park., winding up with a shout "I am Breitbart!" And then the chanting begins: "Pick Up the Torch!" "Pick Up the Torch!" "Pick Up the Torch!". And they will not let her leave the stage, and they will not stop.
And somebody in the crowd throws down their Mittens sign, immediately followed by several hundred others.
Could happen.
Posted by: sherlock at March 16, 2012 1:22 PMThis post says it all, pretty much. I'm trying to remain optimistic in the teeth of everything but Why does the Republican party seem so washed out? Tying to turn on a dime after years of corruption, of going along at the federal trough? They can't field appealing candidates. Did they learn anything from McCain? Every time Romney opens his mouth he lets you know how thoroughly he has avoided English literature, Shakespeare, the Bible, etc. His language sounds like something picked up at a swap meet. Gengrich picked up a cool million as certified historian for Fanny Mae & Freddie Mac. We don't have any leadership. Uggh, muddle through...
Posted by: Dex Quire at March 17, 2012 10:53 AMSarah Palin will jump in during the brokered Convention. If not, then maybe sooner than later. Not too late for her. As she said a year ago the 2012 Election cycle will be the most unconventionable Election cycle in the history of the United States.
Posted by: Jonathan at March 17, 2012 10:54 AM"It is impossible to speak in such a way that you cannot be misunderstood." -- Karl Popper N.B.: Comments are moderated to combat spam and may not appear immediately. Comments that exceed the obscenity or stupidity limits will be either edited or expunged.
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