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Ladies and Gentlemen, the late, great, never to be dupli-cate Freddie King! (mic drop)

Rap?
What dap?
Da blues
Is da news.

Want mo?
Fur sho!


Listen to him moan,
listen to him call.

Everybody rockin’
to the Texas Cannonball!

I love the tip, I love the top
I love you better than a hog loves slop
‘Cause you’re a big legged woman
With a short, short miniskirt
Promise me darlin’
You’ll never make me feel like dirt

Do you have the vine goes around the stump?
You are mine, call it sugar lump
‘Cause you’re a big legged woman
With a short, short miniskirt
Promise me darlin’
You’ll never make me feel like dirt

I’ve told you once, I’ve told you twice
We go together like fried beans and rice
‘Cause you’re a big legged woman
With a short, short miniskirt, alright
Promise me darlin’
You’ll never make me feel like dirt

Ashes to ashes and dust to dust
You mess with my woman
I’m gonna hurt you first
‘Cause she’s a big legged woman
With a short, short miniskirt
Promise me darlin’
You’ll never make me feel like dirt
I love my big legged woman
I love my big legged woman
I love my big legged woman
I love my big legged woman
I love my big legged woman
I love my big legged woman

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  • Armchair Sinner July 21, 2022, 11:07 PM

    Big Legged Woman–damn!
    Those blank-faced bastards in the crowd didn’t deserve the euphorious spectacle, but I bet they felt superior to their friends, once comparing live concert-going fortuity, for getting hip at a rare and safe Minstrel show, bragging about their counter-culture bona fides and cheap tickets. Those bastards still don’t get it, baby. I’d give their fortunes to have Freddie play again, especially at my place, to re-invigorate the youth: “You don’t know music. This is music, Sonny Jim.” The only thing as good is Alan “Blind Owl” Wilson on harp with John Lee Hooker, or, frankly, Beethoven finalizing Schiller. However, what would you rather see and hear in a bar? I can only speak so much German whilst doing shots of rum or whiskey, so….

    • Rev.Bro. Generik Broderick July 23, 2022, 1:18 AM

      Freddie King, born of Ella Mae King and J.T. Christian in 1934, appears to also be a ‘bastard’. He was no blank face and I would bet if you called him a bastard to his face, he might have set you straight. Unless he was winning your chips inna poker game.

  • Mike Austin July 22, 2022, 2:25 AM

    It was the “3 Kings”—B.B., Albert and Freddie–that made Blues acceptable to Chablis sipping and Brie nibbling white folks back in the late 60s. They had help of course from Mayall, Clapton, Beck and Page.

    Here is Clapton playing Freddie King’s “Hideaway” back in 1966.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m9N8Qi6zLSU

  • Anonymous July 22, 2022, 4:27 AM

    Now THIS is art and talent. Not like that unshaven whiny hippie chick that idolizes Greta The Magic Retard.

  • madmarc July 22, 2022, 6:53 AM

    If you can find a decent recording of it, listen to Freddy play “Pack it Up”, but turn the volume up! Damn, this guy would get up on stage, gyrate, sweat, and moan and play his heart out. Clapton used to love playing with him as I recall.

  • Dirk July 22, 2022, 7:16 AM

    Wonderful, thank you.

  • Vote Kay Fabe 2024 July 22, 2022, 7:37 AM

    Keep morale up by any means necessary.
    No one said it would be easy living in a Potemkin kayfabe abomination led by kindergarten level IQ Long Marchers to the global soviet.

    • Vanderleun July 22, 2022, 8:06 AM

      “No one said it would be easy living in a Potemkin kayfabe abomination led by kindergarten level IQ Long Marchers to the global soviet.”

      My new favorite bumper strip.

  • pbird July 22, 2022, 8:09 AM

    You should have a “you made me giggle” button.

  • ghostsniper July 22, 2022, 1:35 PM

    That guy spent the time to learn that machine and the effort to make it his own. He never looks at that fretboard, the frets are right where they’ve always been, and his hand knows it. Notice the finger pick on his thumb and index finger, kinda rare. Again, he made it his own.

    You roll the tone off and make the notes fatter, thus, the spaces in between become smaller or nonexistent. With hammer-ons, pull-offs and slides it almost sounds like one big note that rises and dives all along the middle.

    That’s a vintage Gibson ES345 with varitone. I played one once and my cousin owns it. It used to belong to the guitar player in the Holding Company. You could strike a note, turn the volume down and sit it on the stand, go eat supper and come back an hour later, crank the volume and that note is still playin….

  • Dirk July 22, 2022, 4:50 PM

    I reviewed two album stacks, which I’ve not done for awhile, I actually own some of his stuff. I didn’t realize I did. Been spinning CD’s lately it’s just easier.

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