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Memo from the President

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  • ThisIsNotNutella July 21, 2022, 5:12 PM

    But did the 10^12 Labours of Kamala encompass slurping the Pillars of Hercules?

    In another universe there must be a Donald who grew up on Catullus and Ovid. Imagine the fun!

  • Franks Peter Franks July 21, 2022, 5:29 PM

    The horny Viking coup putsch insurrection kabuki is on teevee!
    Season one is dragging on but season two will come out in time for the midterms and be much more exciting with a potential 5AM raid on Emmanuel Trumpstein hosted live by CNN.
    007 Soundtrack dub CD drowns out the Flash Gordon brain sucker drone agitprop.
    Noted in passing while making delicious baked chicken and hard boiled eggs with garden salad, greasy haired Bolshevik commies prattling on about muh Mother Nature and Lake Mead.
    How about all the cannabis grow operations out West which use massive water and electricity.

  • ThisIsNotNutella July 21, 2022, 6:49 PM

    There’s also a small but not zero chance that Knockers Pelosi might start WWIII within the fortnight.


    • Jack July 22, 2022, 7:16 AM

      The chinks should let her land and then turn her over to the NORKS. They ain’t got no stinkin’ ice cream.

  • Dirk July 21, 2022, 7:31 PM

    Ass gas or grass no one rides for free. He has this families support. Yes he’s a turd, but that turd LOVES this nation.

  • Casey Klahn July 21, 2022, 7:39 PM

    Just some thoughts at random.

    If Biden loses his sense of smell, will he quit smelling little girls?

    Trump made the point that if Congress changed the electoral laws so that the EC vote could not be returned to the states, then that proves it could’ve been. Pence dropped the ball: he certainly had the choice to decide to return the votes. He’s a prick and a coward.

    Trump makes another point about the efficacy of the vax, which makes me wonder why in the happy fuck did the US Govt. ever push for mandates, and who shall be held responsible for that bit of tyranny?

    Tell your dem friends this: Biden may or may not be the worst president ever, but he is solidly on the short list for worst. Take responsibly for your horseshit, and find Jesus. Quickly. How will the inner city poor get food after the whole shitshow falls apart? Won’t gays and trannies and women be harmed the most by this? Why are democrat economies so prone to recession in the last hundred years?

    • Denny July 22, 2022, 2:08 AM

      “Take responsibly for your horseshit, and find Jesus. Quickly.”
      Thanks Casey, – Great Reminder

      “I haue escaped with the skinne of my tethe.”
      The phrase first appears in English in the Geneva Bible, 1560, in Job 19:20, which provides a literal translation of the original Hebrew:

      • Vanderleun July 22, 2022, 8:15 AM

        Thank you for those really sharp chunks of essential wisdom, hard got.

    • Dirk July 22, 2022, 4:53 PM

      Casey great points, Pence is almost a militant far right religious guy. As gov, he present ideas many including me viewed as radical religion.

  • Joe Krill July 21, 2022, 7:44 PM

    Pence is a phony. No aura.

    • Jack July 22, 2022, 7:20 AM

      That guy seems like a snot nosed, self serving prick. I’ve never seen him show anything except his serious ferret faced visage but by Pete, he wears a good suit and there’s not a hair out of place on that uptight asshole.

  • Nori July 21, 2022, 8:57 PM

    Sorbo posits that they came for masculinity first.
    The hot mess o’ mizry upon us confirms this.

  • jiminalaska July 22, 2022, 1:39 PM

    I kind of like the Trump-DeSantis 2024 Ticket, & hey, if President Trump wants to move to Alaska to avoid the possible loss of Florida’s electoral votes (12th Amendment), I know a nice little farthest north golf course he can buy. Tell him to give me a call. 😉

    • Dirk July 22, 2022, 5:00 PM

      Jim, the Trump/Desantis ticket could produce 12 years of non communist leadership. Doing the math I see that combo as the only option, for a12 year stint. Every other combo gets eight, it’s possible for more with a strong stand alone candidate, but not likely.

      In fact who in your mind would make effective candidates. They need to be being prepares years ago.

      I AM very concerned that Michelle Obama is setting up her run. She I believe could beat Trump. Scary shit!

      • jiminalaska July 23, 2022, 9:12 AM

        Possibly so. I also read they’re considering digging up Hillary to run.

        However in a fair election I suspect a Trump/Desantis ticket would, in 2024, trounce any Clinton or Obama.

      • CC July 23, 2022, 12:42 PM

        Not sure “She” is the right pronoun, Dirk.

  • captflee July 23, 2022, 11:34 AM

    Trump is the honey badger that I threw under the house to deal with that annoying mess of syphilitic snakes…

  • fred July 24, 2022, 5:52 AM

    This Trump memo was not really put out by Trump.

    • Vanderleun July 24, 2022, 8:30 AM

      Well, if that’s the case, Trump has to up his game.

  • fred July 24, 2022, 6:24 AM

    “Not only is the statement not on the former President’s website, but it also was never inboxed to people who subscribe to Trump’s statements.”