August 24, 2007

The Crittenden Review: My Duties

The inestimable Jules Crittenden has inexplicably given me the keys to his house while he is on vacation.

I promised to treat it well and add "prestige and nuance."

In that spirit, my first post there:

Just when you thought it was safe to go back in the gene pool....

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It's... alive... ALIVE!

Melissa-Mindy Trump-Hilton™: American Royalty - 27 - Female

"As you undoubtedly already know, having chosen to seek out and pay tribute to my home page, I am a member of the super prestigious Trump-Hilton family.

"The Trumps came over with Columbus in the Santa Maria, while the Hiltons came over with the Pilgrims on the Mayflower. Or was it the reverse? Whatever.

"When the gene pools of these two leading families eventually merged, miraculous things happened -- some of which had to be surgically removed."

More, much more, including very disturbing family photographs, HERE.

I think things are going to work out just fine.

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Posted by Vanderleun at August 24, 2007 6:40 PM | TrackBack
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You mean to tell us that Jules Crittendon is allowing you, a man who's been known to quote me, to post at his blog? Jules, Jules, couldn't you have found a better way to jump the shark?

BTW, the designer for Crittendon's theme couldn't code the HTML for a simple sentence.

Posted by: Alan Kellogg at August 24, 2007 9:54 PM
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