Monday, November 24
HOMESTEAD, FL—A 14-foot crocodile bit off President Bush's left arm at the shoulder Monday, a White House memo reported. Bush, who was reportedly standing waist-deep in a swamp at Everglades National Park when the crocodile struck, also sustained severe puncture wounds and torn flesh in his hip and upper thigh.
"The appeal of Barack Obama is best understood as kitsch.... The absence of comprehensive societal equality requires ever more fanciful explanations; ever greater expressions of commitment to it are required of public servants; ever greater denunciations of a nation that has taken historically unprecedented actions to achieve it; ever greater action, and money spent, to reach this illusory goal. This is the pathological behavior of a neurotic society."
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Children of Paradise -- How to watch Hal Roach's Our Gang comedies and why:
The Our Gang films were neorealism in utero, and we may have no better filmic expression of the Depression. That is, not the schoolbook history of the decade but the Steinbeckian reality of its wide dusty streets, its collapsing social fabric, its literally threadbare wardrobe, its adult citizenry too wracked with pragmatic dread to pay attention to their children.
"the unrelenting fixation on the "gay" agenda. Actually, agenda is not a strong enough word for it. Mania is a more accurate description of the approach the Times takes towards all things homosexual. The love that "dares not speak its name" never shuts up in the pages of New York's most important newspaper." -American Thinker: How the NYT Could Save Itself[If only Pinch would come out, this would be over.]
Obama -- "We'll put people back to work rebuilding our crumbling roads and bridges, modernizing schools that are failing our children, and building wind farms and solar panels; fuel-efficient cars and the alternative energy technologies that can free us from our dependence on foreign oil and keep our economy competitive in the years ahead."
Did a little reading on the Our Gang comedies, and learned that Carl "Alfalfa" Switzer was a vicious bastard. He was a sadistic little monster as a kid.
Posted by: Alan Kellogg at November 24, 2008 6:42 AMThe Victoria's Secret photos remind me of a comment that H.L. Mencken reportedly made to Alistair Cooke about a femininity-challenged leftie protester at the 1944 Democrat convention, to wit:
"Makes you want to burn every bed in town, doesn't she?"
Posted by: Rob De Witt at November 24, 2008 11:54 AMBack in Stalin's time, the Central Planning Committee would draw up 5-year plans. Stalin would push for quicker implementation, no matter what the cost, the slogan propagated being "The 5 year plan in 3 years!"
Now we're looking at the 4-year plan in 2 years?
Posted by: Kurt at November 24, 2008 4:01 PMApparently Obama thinks that if you can make one baby in 9 months, you can make 9 babies in one month.
That is my definition of goofy, well-intended, ruinous, lofty, "crash programs" that never come close to fulfilling whatever promise the enlightened, more-evolved, high-and-mighty asshats who "lead" us have made to us.
Posted by: Roderick Reilly at November 24, 2008 4:54 PM""""""Carl "Alfalfa" Switzer was a vicious bastard"""""
So, perhaps his tragic death by stabbing in a bar was karma.
Posted by: Roderick Reilly at November 24, 2008 4:56 PM(sigh)
"Karma" means fate, or destiny - the life circumstances one is born into this time around. Contrary to what the hippie children believed in the '60s, it has nothing whatever to do with payback.
In other words, "good Karma" means winning the birth lottery in this incarnation. It doesn't mean that helping old ladies across the street will ensure that you can find a parking place on Saturday afternoon.
Carl Switzer's Karma was to be born into a situation that guaranteed him childhood stardom while being a vicious asshole who inevitably was stabbed to death in a bar. Maybe the last time around he was an aardvark. The concept of reincarnation gets a little murky about that point.
Posted by: Rob De Witt at November 24, 2008 6:29 PM
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