AVAILABLE NOW AS A SNAZZY TEE SHIRT: Immortalize and savor this moment forever in your always smart, snazzy, and ever-so comfy American Digest USA TO DEMS: DROP DEAD tee. Order at The American Digest Mall of CyberAmerica! for only $14.99. Considering how many Dems you can tick off in one cross town block in Manhattan, that's dirt cheap.
[ American Digest is not responsible for any foaming fits, raving shouts at the sky, immolation, or mass self-Bobbitization caused by viewing this tee shirt.]
And, as long as we're going retail today, I should point out this snazzy bumper strip that is sure to irritate anti-Semites and anti-Zionists everywhere:
Standard 10 x 3 Bumper Strip. Click to enlarge
Also available at The American Digest Mall of CyberAmerica! just in time for the Holidays.
Posted by Vanderleun at November 5, 2004 10:56 AMWell I hope you guys plan on producing a t-shirt with this on it!
Posted by: Janette S at November 5, 2004 11:19 AMI would like to point out that its not quite that decisive. 55 Million did vote for the Democratic candidate.
Posted by: FH at November 5, 2004 11:23 AMBWAAHAHAhahahahahahaha!
Posted by: Justin Moser at November 5, 2004 11:44 AMt-Shirts are now online!
AVAILABLE NOW AS A SNAZZY TEE SHIRT: Immortalize and savor this moment forever is the always smart, snazzy, and so comfy American Digest USA TO DEMS: DROP DEAD tee. Order at The American Digest Mall of CyberAmerica! for only $14.99. Considering how many Dems you can tick off in one cross town block in Manhattan, that's dirt cheap.
Posted by: Gerard Van der Leun at November 5, 2004 12:28 PMThese shall now be known as the days of the "W"!
Posted by: K.N.V. at November 5, 2004 12:52 PMSweeeeet. i'm tempted to buy one right now :D
Posted by: Justin Moser at November 5, 2004 1:26 PMCanda is already filled with young americans fleeing the draft, maybe that is why they did not turn out to vote.
Posted by: donald hamilton at November 5, 2004 2:03 PMI demand a companion T shirt available to us minority Canadians that says 'Look after your own useless liberal trash, we have too much here already'
Posted by: Greg at November 5, 2004 3:20 PMI entirely sympathize with Greg. Living in Colorado, I know we have far too much 'useless liberal trash' moving into Boulder (the Peoples' Republic of ...'), Aspen and Telluride (Rocky Mountain Highs) and a few other assorted areas. I prefer 'commen folk', even if we all are too stupid to know who to vote for.
Posted by: Ed from West Slope at November 5, 2004 3:56 PMSelf-Bobbitisation????
Posted by: Finnelvitz at November 5, 2004 6:20 PMHere:
Google Search: "self-Bobbitization"
... and only with a "z," Finnelvitz.
Posted by: Gerard Van der Leun at November 5, 2004 6:30 PMd. hamilton: "Canda is already filled with young americans fleeing the draft"
Considering the draft ended in 1973, I kinda doubt they're anywhere near 'young' anymore...
Posted by: tagryn at November 5, 2004 10:52 PMPerhaps he meant the young and very credulous Americans who, hearing that there would be a draft, decided to get ahead of the curve.
Posted by: Gerard Van der Leun at November 5, 2004 11:35 PM
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