March 12, 2016

Make it Go Faster



Many in the no-longer-so-loyal opposition to the Obama juggernaut -- now in it's seventh year of taking the wrecking ball to the Republic -- fret about how to slow or stop it. Especially now that the Brownshirts have shown up on the streets.


Here's the news: You can't.

There are now so many progressive programs and initiatives in play on so many levels that just keeping up with a fraction of them will have you pointing and clicking 25 hours a day.

Believe me if all those endearing young charms of the current administration were to fade to black when a Corillian Death Ray from the orbiting Arquillian Battle Cruiser reduced it to Frito dust at the bottom of a bag, eradicating the Obama parasites left behind and sucking down paychecks all over the nation would tucker out both Stalin and Pol Pot. If you wanted to do that you might actually run out of ammo and have to go full Rwanda on their asses with machetes. Fun, but tiring.

Frantic and "tryin' to make it in due time / Before the heaven doors close" the current administration of crooks, thugs, liars, leftists, and wreckers are pushing every half-assed social theory into law and policy with no let-up in sight and no quarter given. And they are breeding like gay roaches on roofies in a night darker than a hundred midnights down in a cypress swamp.

Short form: If you want to "reform" this government from within, get extra ammo, extra fuel for the wood-chipper, and pack a lunch.

Pour into this political compost pile swirling in the whirlpool of a seething sewer sewer our leprous media fully in love with the easeful death this toad-licking street mob serves up, while simultaneously dedicated to slobbering over whatever turgid appendage our panty-waist president deigns to offer them daily, and you've got a perfect slow motion storm of political, educational, legal, moral, and cultural disasters. You've got the mob in the streets of Chicago.

Take a hint from Keanu Reeves in Speed above:

If you can't stop it, you've got to wreck it.... and to wreck it you've got to "make it go faster."

They say their plans for the future of the United States are "better?"

Okay, take them at their word. Only faster.

Let's see how this stuff plays out in real life. As soon as possible. Let's make our own little Venezuelan paradise of breadlines and $755 condom packs right here in the good old U.S. A.

If they're right, all will be well. If they're not, let's have the disaster now and in double portions. It seems to be already hitting the "youth" and the low-information voters of Obama's base with 29+% unemployment. Let's do what we can to spread the no-wealth redistribution.

But first stock up on canned goods and ammo.

After all, as we used to say in the socialist paradise of Berkeley in the 1960s,

"If you're going to have a revolution, you've got to do revolting things."

In times like these it's not enough to say "No!"

If you are not ready to sight in your rifle and start plugging street melons at 300 yards, you've got to say, "Go fuck yourselves with a thermonuclear weapon. Here, let me help...."

Posted by Vanderleun at March 12, 2016 11:57 AM
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I've been suggesting for a while that we have passed the tipping point - the crash is inevitable - it may take years, but the sooner it happens, the more original foundation will be left to build upon....

Posted by: Tracy Coyle at March 12, 2016 1:09 PM

We stand in the twilight, the shadow cast by a mountain of bad moods. I'm going for a walk.

Posted by: fodderwing at March 12, 2016 1:27 PM

Gerard; just watch Europe and see your own future unfolding. Ours is already here.

Can Hercules Trump clear the Washington Stables of horseshit, or will he just add to the pile?

Give him a go and let's see. He's the only grown-up at the party.

Posted by: Frank P at March 12, 2016 5:37 PM

Imagine if you can a hole in the earth 1 mile wide x 1 mile long x 14 feet deep. Now imagine 80,000,000 dead bodies in that hole.

It ain't deep enough.

The top is exposed to release the powerful internal vermins, it needs to be covered, with at least 6' of concrete. Now that 1 mile square hole must be at least 20' deep.

It will take 50 D9's with 8 yd scoops and 100 24 yd tractor dump trucks running 24 hours a day 4 months to remove all that dirt.

The digging must start by the time the new prez gives the speech in Jan.

By christmas 2017 the concrete will have set to a pressure of 6000 psi. and a 20 mile radius around the site will be quarantined.

This may not be the best idea but do you have a better one?

Posted by: ghostsniper at March 12, 2016 6:01 PM

Yep. It was time to revisit this. Thanks!

Posted by: Joan of Argghh! at March 12, 2016 6:38 PM

(Was going to post this as a comment on Neo Neocon, but have apparently been banned there for Thoughtcrime. E pur si muove.)

What is also overlooked by the 'Adults' is that even a Strict Constitutionalist such as Cruz would have to resort to widely-applied extra-legal means to make any significant headway against the Federal Bureaucracy and against the Judiciary - which are both stacked with progressives. Do you see the paradox there? I don't want to go all Kurt Goedel on you folks, but Here Comes Hegel.

Oops...Trumpites don't do Dialectic. I'm off to fornicate with my farm animals. Returning you to usual programming...

Posted by: Kinch at March 13, 2016 4:11 AM

When I finished reading this I was hoping Ghostsniper would have responded already and I was NOT disappointed!

But, Ghostsniper, before the D9's start removing dirt they will need to clear the area. Maybe a couple Rome Plows would suffice?

"street melons", I am going to be borrowing that phrase often. Good stuff sir!

Posted by: Snakepit Kansas at March 13, 2016 7:11 AM