Headlines from the Year 2020
- Man denied access to heart surgeon for failing to report lack of exercise on last year’s federal health return
- Pennsylvania court faces hate-crime quandary: Muslim immigrant murdered gay-rights activist who opposed construction of mosque
- Meat Czar oversees dismantling of U.S. beef industry; barns and pens converted into rest homes for elderly cows, bulls, and the transbovined
- Rare July snowstorm disrupts track-and-field events at Chicago Olympics; police round up global-warming deniers
- Community in northern Minnesota refuses to accept Maoist history textbook; Marine battalion sent in to “restore tolerance”
- Harvard’s entire graduating class of MBAs accepts job offers in China; “it’s Bush’s fault for making America such a heartless place to live” declares provost
- Divorce rate reaches 85%; Dept. of Labor sets up work camps to handle flood of indebted ex-husbands
- Supreme Court declares First Amendment unconstitutional because “it was formulated and enacted without the participation of a single woman, African-American, Hispanic, or Muslim” and therefore “violates the Equal Protection clause of the Fourteenth Amendment”
-- via AWOL Civilization where there are many, many more.
Posted by Vanderleun at November 4, 2009 8:02 AM
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