August 22, 2010

Guy goes into a bar, there’s a robot bartender.


The robot says, “What will you have?”

The guy says, “Martini.”

The robot brings back the best martini ever and says to the man, “What’s your IQ?”

The guy says, “168.” The robot then proceeds to talk about physics, space exploration and medical technology. The guy leaves, but he is curious…

So he goes back into the bar. The robot bartender says, “What will you have?”

The guy says, “Martini.”

Again, the robot makes a great martini gives it to the man and says, “What’s your IQ?”

The guy says, “100.” The robot then starts to talk about Nascar, Budweiser and John Deere tractors.

The guy leaves, but finds it very interesting, so he thinks he will try it one more time. He goes back into the bar.

The robot says, “What will you have?”

The guy says, “Martini,” and the robot brings him another great martini. The robot then says, “What’s your IQ?”

The guy says, “Uh, about 50.”

The robot leans in real close and says,

“So, you people still happy you voted for Obama?”

-- From The Armchair Reader of Weird, Scary & Unusual Stuf

Posted by Vanderleun at August 22, 2010 7:06 AM
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"It is impossible to speak in such a way that you cannot be misunderstood." -- Karl Popper N.B.: Comments are moderated and may not appear immediately. Comments that exceed the obscenity or stupidity limits will be either edited or expunged.

Good chuckle. I bet most Dems will not understand this joke.

Posted by: toni goodman at August 22, 2010 8:17 AM

I heard that a few months ago, but some things bear repeating. Until everyone gets it.

Posted by: rickl at August 22, 2010 10:09 AM

Joe Biden walks into a bar...and wakes up in the hospital with a concussion.

Posted by: Rich Fader at August 22, 2010 10:33 AM

The sad thing is that a lot of Obama voters have high IQs. They used their intelligence to convince themselves that BO was something he never was and that they should vote for it. Their massive intelligence, allowed them to ignore, and convince themselves that the available evidence -- that he is a hard left, Chicago politician, of limited abilities and no executive experience, who did not understand or even like the USA -- was irrelevant.

Being smart often makes people easier to swindle. Here are two ancient truths:

1. If you are gambling, and you do not know who the rube is, you are the rube.

2. You can't cheat an honest man.

Posted by: Fat Man at August 22, 2010 1:27 PM

A liberal Democrat is campaigning in Ohio among steelworkers who have just finished a shift at the local mill. The liberal goes into a bar where a crowd of workers in dungarees and overalls are drinking boilermakers. The liberal candidate walks up to the bartender and shouts..."These guys are great..salt of the earth...a round of beers for these guys......and a Courvoisier for me!"

I love that story....because it's true...happened to Sargent Shriver in the '72 campaign when he was McGovern's running mate.

Posted by: Blastineau at August 23, 2010 9:45 AM

It ain't how smart you are (or think you are) it's how you use what you have.
Intelligence and common sense don't necessarily go together.

Posted by: Cheezbergrrr at August 23, 2010 10:23 AM

This one is worth passing around the internet. Quite amusing.

Posted by: Cilla Mitchell, Galveston Texas at August 23, 2010 12:00 PM