January 7, 2008

Liberalism: Testimony Concerning a Sickness

AND SPEAKING *Personally* and if a man speaks any other way we might as well start looking for his Protoplasm Daddy or Mother Cell. . . .

*I Don't Want To Hear Any More Tired Old Liberal Talk And Liberal Con.* . . . The same things said a million times and more and there is no point in saying anything because NOTHING *Ever Happens* in the Liberal world.

Only excuse for this tired death route is THE KICK when the Liberal circuit is cut off for the non-payment and the Liberal-skin dies of Liberal-lack and overdose of time and the Old Skin has forgotten the skin game simplifying a way under the Liberal cover the way skins will. . . . A condition of total exposure is precipitated when the Kicking Addict cannot choose but see smell and listen. . . . Watch out for the cars. . . .

It is clear that Liberal is a Round-the-World-Push-an-Opium-Pellet-with- Your-Nose-Route. Strictly for Scarabs--stumble bum Liberal heap. And as such report to disposal. Tired of seeing it around.

Liberals always beef about *The Bush* as they call it, turning up their black coat collars and clutching their withered necks . . . pure Liberal con.

A Liberal does not want warm Bush Dementia, he want to Cool-Cooler-COLD BUSH DEMENTIA. But he want The BUSH Cold like he want His Liberalism -- NOT OUTSIDE where it does him no good but INSIDE so he can sit around with a spine like a frozen hydraulic jack . . . his metabolism approaching RAGE Absolute ZERO.

TERMINAL Liberals often go two months without a bowel move JUST BY THINKING ABOUT BUSH and the intestines make with sit-down-adhesions --Wouldn't You--requiring the intervention of an apple corer or its surgical equivalent. . . . Such is life in The Old Ice House. Why move around and waste TIME?

Room for One More Inside, Sir.

Some entities are on Clintondynamics kicks. They invented Clintondynamics. . . . Wouldn't you?

And some Liberals are on Obama Kicks and that's a thing out in the open the way I like to see what I eat and visa versa mutatis mutandis as the case may be.

*Obama's Naked Hope Room*. . . Step right up. . . Good for young and old, man and bestial.

Nothing like a little Hope snake oil to grease the wheels and get a show on the track Jack. Which side are you on? Fro-Zen Clinton Hydraulic? Or you want to take a look around with Honest Obama?

So that's the World Health Problem I was talking about back in The Article. The Prospect Before Us Friends of MINE. Do I hear muttering about a personal razor and some bush league short con artist who is known to have invented The Bill? Wouldn't You? The razor belonged to a man named Occam and he was not a scar collector. Ludwig Wittgenstein _Tractatus_Logico-Philosophicus_: "If a proposition is NOT NECESSARY is it MEANINGLESS and approaching MEANING ZERO.''

''And what is More UNNECESSARY than Liberalism if You Don't Need it?

*Answer*: ''Liberals, if you are not ON Liberalism.''

I tell you boys, I've heard some tired conversation but no other POLITICAL BLATHER AND YABBLE can approximate that old thermodynamic Liberal Slow-DOWN.

Now your Ron Paul addict does not say hardly anything sane and that I can stand.

But your Liberalism "Smoker'" is more active since he still has a tent and a Lamp . . . and maybe 7-9-10 fellow treehugging liberals lying up in there like hibernating reptiles keep the temperature up to Talking Level:

How low the other Liberals are whereas We--WE have this heavily funded tent and this Soros-powered lamp and this tent and this lamp and this tent and nice and warm in here nice and warm nice and IN HERE and nice and OUTSIDE ITS COLD. . . . ITS COLD OUTSIDE where the Liberty Oppressors and the fascist Bush boys won't last two years not six months hardly won't last stumble bum around and there is no class in them. . . . But WE SIT HERE and never increase the SOCIALIST DOSE . . . never-never increase the socialist dose never except TONIGHT is a SPECIAL OCCASION with all the Liberty Oppressors and the fascist Bush boys out there in the cold. . . . And we never eat it never never never eat it. . . .

Excuse please while I take a trip to The Source Of Living Drops they all have in pocket and opium pellets shoved up the ass in a finger stall with the Family Jewels and the other shit.

Room for one more inside, Sir.

Well when that Liberal record starts around for the billionth light year and never the tape shall change us non-Liberals take drastic action and the men separate out from the Liberal boys.

Only way to protect yourself against this horrid peril is come over HERE and shack up with Conservatism . . . . Treat you right kid. . . . Candy and cigarettes. First one's free.

I am after fifteen years in that Liberal tent. In and out in and out in and OUT. *Over* and *Out*.

So listen to Old Uncle Gerard who invented the Burroughs Find-and-Replace Blog Posting Regulator Gimmick on the Hydraulic Jack Principle.

No matter how you jerk the Liberal handle the result is always the same for given coordinates.

Got my training early . . . wouldn't you?

De-Liberalized Babies of the World Unite. We have nothing to lose but Our Liberals. And THEY are NOT NECESSARY.

Look down LOOK DOWN along that Liberalism road before you travel there and get in with the Wrong Mob. . . .

A word to the wise guy.

[No apologies offered to William Burroughs' Testimony Concerning A Sickness. Mistah Bill he dead. A penny for the old guy.]

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Awesome, Gerard, truly awesome. More of us have left that tent than many expect...

Posted by: Jim Webb at January 8, 2008 11:07 AM
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