YOU SAY 'BUT.. BUT... THERE'S NO SUCH THING.' WE SAY, 'THERE IS NOW.' -- Mission: McDonald's Bathroom Attendant [Illustrated with a movie too.]
Evelyn, the female employee, must have alerted the management. A gentleman wearing a tie entered just as Simmons was explaining the McDonalds philosophy to a customer, "We don't want to be a part of the same fast food culture as everyone else. McDonalds is the biggest, the best, and this is Broadway!"Posted by Vanderleun at February 18, 2005 7:53 PMThe manager enters
The manager didn't know how to respond. He stuttered for a moment and finally burst out with "Y-Y-You don't have any authorization to do this."
"Yes, I do," Simmons responded. "I'm Todd. I'm from the corporate office."
The Manager shook his head and gave his name, Ted. "This is part of a special promotion. They didn't send you a memo or a fax?"
Manager: "I'll call. They didn't tell me anything about this. Lemme call."
Agent Simmons: "We started in Akron, Ohio and the Los Angeles and Portland, Oregon."
Manager: "You're sure you're in the right McDonalds?"
Agent Simmons: "I hope so. I sure hope so!"
Manager: "No problem."
That's the damned thing I've ever seen. And I'm jaded and have lived there. Great futures for all I'm sure.
Posted by: Steel Turman at February 18, 2005 10:24 PMWhoops ... damnedest ... pardon moi.
Posted by: Steel Turman at February 18, 2005 10:26 PMWhen I saw the headline "Men's Room Attendant" at Times Square I expected to see David Dinkins, the former Mayor. Men's Room Attendant was his moniker.
Posted by: wolf at February 19, 2005 8:48 AMA good round of applause for the blog post.Much thanks again. Definitely will read on...
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