February 18, 2005

The Men's Room Attendent at the Times Square McDonalds


YOU SAY 'BUT.. BUT... THERE'S NO SUCH THING.' WE SAY, 'THERE IS NOW.' -- Mission: McDonald's Bathroom Attendant [Illustrated with a movie too.]

Evelyn, the female employee, must have alerted the management. A gentleman wearing a tie entered just as Simmons was explaining the McDonalds philosophy to a customer, "We don't want to be a part of the same fast food culture as everyone else. McDonalds is the biggest, the best, and this is Broadway!"

The manager enters

The manager didn't know how to respond. He stuttered for a moment and finally burst out with "Y-Y-You don't have any authorization to do this."

"Yes, I do," Simmons responded. "I'm Todd. I'm from the corporate office."

The Manager shook his head and gave his name, Ted. "This is part of a special promotion. They didn't send you a memo or a fax?"

Manager: "I'll call. They didn't tell me anything about this. Lemme call."
Agent Simmons: "We started in Akron, Ohio and the Los Angeles and Portland, Oregon."
Manager: "You're sure you're in the right McDonalds?"
Agent Simmons: "I hope so. I sure hope so!"
Manager: "No problem."

Posted by Vanderleun at February 18, 2005 7:53 PM
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That's the damned thing I've ever seen. And I'm jaded and have lived there. Great futures for all I'm sure.

Posted by: Steel Turman at February 18, 2005 10:24 PM

Whoops ... damnedest ... pardon moi.

Posted by: Steel Turman at February 18, 2005 10:26 PM

When I saw the headline "Men's Room Attendant" at Times Square I expected to see David Dinkins, the former Mayor. Men's Room Attendant was his moniker.

Posted by: wolf at February 19, 2005 8:48 AM

A good round of applause for the blog post.Much thanks again. Definitely will read on...

Posted by: Ned Guo at December 1, 2012 2:36 PM