Stung by criticism that his office's carbon footprint was bigger than Tokyo's Ginza district on a Saturday night, Al Gore today unveiled his new working environment:
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"I'm very excited by this new earth-friendly setup," said the ex-almost-President turned Green Valley Giant. "I think you can see it presents a whole new approach to productivity. Especially when you consider the system ultimately recycles all waste products back into my head. Waste not, want not. The problem with my old office was, as Tipper constantly reminds me, 'Al you can't find your ass with both hands in that office.' As you can see, problem solved."
Posted by Vanderleun at April 12, 2008 12:16 PM | TrackBackOh Nobel Goreacle, thou art truly showing we, your benighted followers, the way now.
Surely goodness and a feeling of ecstasy will be thine now, oh Nobel Goreacle.
When, oh Nobel Goreacle, will we be able to buy these super green office suites from thou?
Oh Nobel Goreacle, with thy green leadership the end of old debil CO2 is certainly nigh.
All praise to thee and thy minions, oh Nobel Goreacle, for doing an inconvenient battle to save blessed Gaia from becoming a cinder.
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