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Deep-Diving Into a New Aneurysm: Tonight, Biden needs to take one for the team.

Far seeing star-chamber socialists have had months to prepare the inner surfaces of Biden’s seething cranium. At some point, after they determined that the stealth communist Harris had no chance of sinking her fangs into America’s neck, these Demoncrat Elders of Chyron embarked on a bold new twist on the old strategy of “Waving the bloody shirt” at precisely the right time.

In preparing for tonight they put Joe deep into an anesthetized slough of despond and inserted a sub-dural radio activated implant into his skull. It was probably placed just behind the ear since that is the favored double-tap target of professional hitmen (or so I am told.). This gave them an unbeatable October surprise in the final days of this year’s Texas-Hold-Em election sextravaganza. Once the implant was placed and the scar reduced to nothing under the sparse white wisps of hair Biden still has, the rest was, as Sherlock Holmes says, “Simplicity itself.”

Tonight, during the debate, at precisely the right psychological moment… At the very moment when Joe’s dementia overcomes his stutter in his two-minute race with lucidity “answer…”

That’s the right moment for his wife Jill to dial the right number in the burner cell phone she keeps in her panties. When the number connects a small circuit in Biden’s implant closes and a very minute quantity of explosive slices into a blood vessel in Biden’s skull…

A brief second of lapsed gibberish from Biden occurs and then he drops straight down at the podium causing the Secret Service to lose its collective mind and fire all their clips and magazines into the ceiling while 50 million Tweets of “OMG!!!!” bring the Twitter blimp down like the Hindenburg.

When the dust settles, Biden is dead… “A great and sensitive and wonderful American called home to Christ.” And there at the center of the settled dust stands everybody’s favorite coffee-colored compromise candidate, the Harris. Yes, the Harris stands there as the new Wonder Woman complete with bullet-deflecting knee-pads, asking all sensitive and caring Americans to “Elect me for Joe!”

The Harris-for-Joe sympathy vote dwarfs the Trump hidden vote on election day especially in the wake of Harris and the Demoncrats announcing the new VP selection: Michelle Obama.

And it’s checkmate time for Trump to be followed next year by arrest and then being found Epsteined in his cell.

Jill Biden collects $2 billion from Mackenzie Bezos who is on her way to being given a cabinet post as Secretary of the Treasury. Yes, $2 billion for keeping her husband together until this debate and then phoning him home at exactly the right time.

Game. Set. Match.Communism.

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  • ghostsniper October 22, 2020, 1:19 PM

    I can see that.
    Because I’ve been haunted by the idea, for some time now, that something horrifying is about to happen. My wife and I are buffered best that we can, so bring it. I like good news fast and bad news at lightspeed. The sooner you start the sooner you finish. If you can’t get out of it, get into it.

  • Mike Anderson October 22, 2020, 1:46 PM

    Nah, too far-fetched for me. Try this one on for size:

    Sleepy Joe mumbles his way through the debate (“You dog-faced pussy grabber, you!”) and stumbles his way through a disputed election to victory. Meanwhile Clever Nan has queued up a host of quacks to sideline Joe about 10 minutes after inauguration, 25th Amendment-style, simulcast with the lone gunman assassination of Kneepad Kamala; a-one-an-a-two, and it’s President Starkist! Unbeknownst to her, KK has already smelled a rat and made arrangements. Two days after Joe’s election, Nan disappears, only to be found days later flash frozen in a Sub Zero filled with ice cream. The lone gunman is forgotten in the ensuing confusion, and KK gets whacked on schedule, Inauguration Day. Former President Trump eulogizes both: “Karma’s a bitch. Who loves company.”

  • Andrew X October 22, 2020, 2:21 PM

    Wellll, I get it, but I don’t really buy it. Simply put, I have NEVER believed for a moment that “I’m voting for X for president out of sympathy because I feel sorry for them” is a thing. At least, not numerically enough a thing. It’s a bit like, “Gee, Dr. Jones is the best around for my son’s brain surgery, but Dr. Smith really needs the work, so I’ll let him do it”. In the end, ideology, economics, hope, fear, or various combos of same will outweigh sympathy all the way. I think if something happens to Biden, Trump is in. Boom.

    LBJ probably benefitted from JFK sympathy, but that was a tragedy of millennial proportions, and he was against Goldwater to start with. That’s about the closest such scenario I can think of.

    What has really occurred to me is that this Biden story is now, today, so deeply embedded on the Right that, regardless of how much it seeps into the general this year, it is NOT going away. Ever. Should B/H win, I think it is something the socialists may use to gleefully push Biden out of the way to install Kamala, likely by his resignation, likely by the time Spring rolls around, if not even before inauguration. (Though he would likely be propped up drooling on a vertical stretcher before the Chief Justice on Jan 2oth before resigning, simply because prior to… with no precedent on the matter… might be a bit of a crap-shoot.)

    I just think this is all much bigger than would be the case if “Awww, poor Joe…. we gotta elect this…um…. Californian, utterly unknown entity to this very day (she is hiding almost as much as Biden), so that she and Nancy can run the table.

    I don’t see it.

  • Andrew X October 22, 2020, 2:24 PM

    Wellll, I get it, but I don’t really buy it. Simply put, I have NEVER believed for a moment that “I’m voting for X for president out of sympathy because I feel sorry for them” is a thing. At least, not numerically enough a thing. It’s a bit like, “Gee, Dr. Jones is the best around for my son’s brain surgery, but Dr. Smith really needs the work, so I’ll let him do it”. In the end, ideology, economics, hope, fear, or various combos of same will outweigh sympathy all the way. I think if something happens to Biden, Trump is in. Boom.

    LBJ probably benefitted from JFK sympathy, but that was a tragedy of millennial proportions, and he was against Goldwater to start with. That’s about the closest such scenario I can think of.

    What has really occurred to me is that this Biden story is now, today, so deeply embedded on the Right that, regardless of how much it seeps into the general this year, it is NOT going away. Ever. Should B/H win, I think it is something the socialists may use to gleefully push Biden out of the way to install Kamala, likely by his resignation, likely by the time Spring rolls around, if not even before inauguration. (Though he would likely be propped up drooling on a vertical stretcher before the Chief Justice on Jan 2oth before resigning, simply because prior to… with no precedent on the matter… might be a bit of a crap-shoot.)

    I just think this is all much bigger than would allow for “Awww, poor Joe…. we gotta elect this…um…. Californian, utterly unknown entity to this very day (she is hiding almost as much as Biden), so that she and Nancy can run the table. “

    I don’t see it.

  • Andrew X October 22, 2020, 2:24 PM

    Wellll, I get it, but I don’t really buy it. Simply put, I have NEVER believed for a moment that “I’m voting for X for president out of sympathy because I feel sorry for them” is a thing. At least, not numerically enough a thing. It’s a bit like, “Gee, Dr. Jones is the best around for my son’s brain surgery, but Dr. Smith really needs the work, so I’ll let him do it”. In the end, ideology, economics, hope, fear, or various combos of same will outweigh sympathy all the way. I think if something happens to Biden, Trump is in. Boom.

    LBJ probably benefitted from JFK sympathy, but that was a tragedy of millennial proportions, and he was against Goldwater to start with. That’s about the closest such scenario I can think of.

  • Andrew X October 22, 2020, 2:44 PM

    What has really occurred to me is that this Biden story is now, today, so deeply embedded on the Right that, regardless of how much it seeps into the general this year, it is NOT going away. Ever. Should B/H win, I think it is something the socialists may use to gleefully push Biden out of the way to install Kamala, likely by his resignation, likely by the time Spring rolls around, if not even before inauguration. (Though he would likely be propped up drooling on a vertical stretcher before the Chief Justice on Jan 2oth before resigning, simply because prior to… with no precedent on the matter… might be a bit of a crap-shoot.)

    I just think this is all much bigger than would be the case if “Awww, poor Joe…. we gotta elect this…um…. Californian, utterly unknown entity to this very day (she is hiding almost as much as Biden), so that she and Nancy can run the table. “

  • Andrew X October 22, 2020, 3:05 PM

    What has really occurred to me is that this Biden story is now, today, so deeply embedded on the Right that, regardless of how much it seeps into the general this year, it is NOT going away. Ever. Should B/H win, I think it is something the socialists may use to gleefully push Biden out of the way to install Kamala, likely by his resignation, likely by the time Spring rolls around, if not even before inauguration. (Though he would likely be propped up drooling on a vertical stretcher before the Chief Justice on Jan 2oth before resigning, simply because prior to… with no precedent on the matter… might be a bit of a crap-shoot.)

  • Rob De WItt October 22, 2020, 3:23 PM

    And Kamala will arise clutching Joe’s lifeless form, and deliver a prepared speech….

    “The speech is short, but it is the most rousing speech I’ve ever read. It has been worked on here and in Russia on and off for over eight years. I shall force someone to take the body from him; and Johnny will lead those microphones and cameras, with blood all over him, defending America even if it means his own death, rallying a nation of television viewers with hysteria to sweep us into the White House with powers that will make martial law seem like anarchy.”

    Richard Condon
    The Manchurian Candidate, 1959

  • talgus October 22, 2020, 8:39 PM

    Manchurian candidate for real. can say anything as everything is backed up by the lapdog media.
    Its a lie, show me the proof. Its been disproven. Its all disproven. You are disproven and you put kids in cages. And I love fracking (and the media (Fox being all Russian disinformation) will back me.

  • Andrew X October 22, 2020, 8:44 PM

    MAJOR apologies for the dupes up there. The comment engine was, shall we say, not being very cooperative at the time.

  • John A. Fleming October 22, 2020, 9:54 PM

    Fever dreams. Didn’t happen tonight.

    Everybody wants a defining moment. Instead, it’s more like walking downhill in the fog, and the slope keeps increasing. It’s easy and comforting to walk downhill. Home is on the flat land. The fog prevents us from seeing the looming chasm that we will be launched into. Some people slip early into to the mist, others are braver and stronger, but they will eventually slip also. Only the strongest climb back into the unknown to seek another way.

  • M. Murcek October 23, 2020, 8:03 AM

    I rarely re-read a book because I feel I’m cheating myself by not reading something new. But, barring sudden death, when my personal autumn arrives, I will re-read several books and Gravity’s Rainbow is at the top of the list.

  • Jack October 23, 2020, 9:21 AM

    Well fracking is a well completion process that is done correctly 99.99999% of the time and its only effect is to enhance the recovery of hydrocarbons from a potentially productive formation thousands of feet beneath the surface but when fools like Biden stand in front of a mic and talk about fracking as if the process is some kind of environment wrecking operation I have an irresistible urge to calmly get out of my chair and bitch slap that idiot into a deeper unconsciousness. Not a single moderator has asked that butt wipe to explain the environmental danger of fracking and he prattles on about it like a damned fool.

    When a well is drilled, the drill bit cuts through multiple layers of hard rock from the surface to its total depth (TD) and at that point the well bore is logged, a term which means that it is, for lack of a better explanation, surveyed with a series of tools that can determine the permeability (the ability of sand grains under high pressure to transmit fluids) and porosity (a measure of space between those grains of highly compressed sand) of each layer of rock and the presence of various waters and of hydrocarbons within each layer of rock due to their ability to permit an electric current to flow through them. Water is not resistive to electric current but hydrocarbons are resistive and scientists by studying these logs, which portions of a sand thickness have water (fresh or salt), which contain high concentrations of hydrocarbons and whether the formation will yield those hydrocarbons without much stimulation or, if porosity and perm and low, if the formation will require stimulation, i.e. a frack job to split those rocks and open them so that oil or gas, along with the frack material, to be recovered, separated and marketed.

    When a frac has been performed on a well bore, the frac fluids and usually the sand mixed with it, often return to the surface, through the drill pipe, where the water and fluid is separated into tanks. Very often frac fluids and material are trucked away from the are reused on other wells. Along with these frac fluids, the well usually produces high volumes of water which is usually mixed with hydrocarbons. That mixture is also sent through separators and the water, which has to go somewhere, is directed to holding tanks. Any hydrocarbons recovered while the well is cleaning up are also directed to surface tanks or to a gas sweetener for marketing.

    Eventually the well will deliver all or most of the formation water and when that occurs it goes on stream for marketing, the location is cleaned up and the well is then supervised by field crews that are employed by the Operator.

    The water obtained from that well bore has to go somewhere and it is customary for an Operator to dispose of the water through what are known as salt water disposal wells or, simply, disposal wells. Water is trucked from the original well’s location and it is sometimes used in secondary or tertiary recovery operations on older fields by injecting that water into well bores on the flanks of an old productive field where once injected, the water moves from the injection site…a point of high pressure…through the formation and over time…to a recovery well that is still capable of producing hydrocarbons through that water flooding program. When the recovery well begins producing the injected water, it is usually plugged and abandoned and dies its natural death.

    Now, the problems that are being experienced that we are all hearing about fall into two categories. The first is pollution of ground water sources. This event very seldom occurs and when it does, it indicates that when the well was initially drilled and the surface casing pipe was cemented to protect fresh H20 formations, that the cement job failed or that perhaps there exists a fissure in the surface casing that permits the communication of water or drilling fluid, etc., into the fresh water source. However, this problem very seldom exists and even with my 40 plus years in the exploration side of the oil and gas industry, I can only recall one or two times that the problem has occurred. There are others, no doubt, but it’s a 1,000,000.00 waiting on a penny kind of problem and it is usually repaired within a very short time upon discovery.

    The other event is a big deal. That is, the disposal of salt water into deep injection wells. When the water from any well, regardless of whether it was fracked or not, is injected into deep injection wells, that water moves from a level of high pressure to an area of low pressure, very slowly and over time, through rocks that are thousands of feet beneath the surface. As the water migrates it will enter the facies and fissures of rocks and it will ‘lubricate’ existing faults in the area of the injection well. That fault lubrication, if the fault is under pressure, will cause the fault to slip and the result will be an earthquake of some magnitude.

    Oklahoma particularly has had to deal with that problem and the Oklahoma Corporation Commission has required highly in-depth and expensive studies on this problem and it has, in many instances, prohibited further injection. When that occurred, the quakes began to lessen and now they are rare.

    The oil and gas industry is working on methods to treat salt water so that it can be neutralized, used and no longer injected and in short order, if that has not already become practice, it will be.

    What I’ve provided is a snap shot of oil field practice and the changes that occur in an attempt to disarm people regarding Biden’s and the entire environmental movements’ fascination and condemnation of fracking as an environmental hazard.

    Do not think, even for a second, that knowledgable land owners, various environmental agencies and the EPA are inflamed about fracking.

    Nope, it’s only a bunch of GD Leftists and stupid bastards who will believe anything some emotional, uninformed and agenda minded POS tells them, who desire to mutilate an absolutely positive industry and destroy millions of jobs and the support industries that assist it.

    Someone needs to call these clowns, Biden, Pelosi, Harris and others on this matter in a public forum and have them explain just what it is about expensive and highly complicated well completion practices that frightens them so. I’d love to hear their replies.
    practices

  • John A. Fleming October 23, 2020, 10:07 AM

    Hi Jack,
    You’ve just given us a proof of why lies are so prevalent. It costs the liar nothing, while you had to write a long essay refuting the lie that only a skeptic would read. Lying is fast and fun and jazzes your listeners. Refuting that lie is exhausting and puts people to sleep. From Charles Mackay: “Men, it has been well said, think in herds; it will be seen that they go mad in herds, while they only recover their senses slowly, and one by one.”

  • EX-Californian Pete October 23, 2020, 10:55 AM

    I was quite happy after watching the Trump-Biden debate last night.
    Seems that President Trump is not only an excellent President and leader, but he also has some amazing JANITORIAL skills- he did a great job of taking out the trash and mopping the floor with ‘China Joe’ Biden.

    MAGA!

  • Snakepit Kansas October 23, 2020, 11:07 AM

    Jack,
    Thank you for the detailed information on fracking. That was a good read.

  • David October 23, 2020, 10:15 PM

    I to would like to thank Jack for his explanation of fracking. It’s a keeper.