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October 9, 2016
Worship Leader Borrows Wife's Jeans After Sunday Morning Coffee Spill
the skilled guitarist and vocalist spilled nearly his entire mugful of freshly pressed artisan coffee all over his prized pair of skinny jeans, forcing the man to borrow a pair of his wife’s pants, sources confirmed Thursday. A source within the household reported that Johnson was reaching for his tub of all-natural hair pomade when he inadvertently knocked over his favorite Teavana mug, scorching his skin and rendering his pair of AG skinny jeans unwearable. | The Babylon Bee
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Given that they cut men's and women's clothes differently, the follow up question has to be, "When did they cut off his junk?"
Either that or his wife is a busload bigger than he is in the ass.
Posted by: Vermont Woodchuck at October 10, 2016 1:41 AM
I wonder if he can wear her bra, too.
Posted by: Jack at October 10, 2016 6:26 AM