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October 17, 2016
Agreed. If you don't carry a white cane, you don't need a "service animal"
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This is my service hippo, Bob.
Posted by: SteveS at October 17, 2016 2:58 PM
Anent fake seeing eye dogs, there's a classic joke:
A man with a doberman and his friend, who owns a chihuahua, are going for a walk. After a while they get hungry and the man with the doberman says to his friend: "lets grab a bite to eat in that restuarant over there" The man with the chihuahua replies " I don't think they'll let us in with our dogs." -- "Don't worry about it" the guy with the doberman says. He puts on a pair of sunglasses and hands a pair to his friend. Then he tries to walk into the restaurant, but the doorman says " sorry, no pets allowed" The man with the doberman says "You don't understand, this is my seeing eye dog!" --- " a doberman?" the doorman asks.--- "yes" the man replies" they're using them now, they are quick learners. I wouldn't know what to do without my Rufus." The doorman nods understandingly and lets the man and his dog pass. a few minutes later the man with the chihuahua walks over to the restaurant. again the doorman says " no pets allowed!" The man replies " I am blind and this is my seeing eye dog."--- "a chihuahua?" the doorman wonders. The man looks surprised and says "You mean they gave me a chihuahua?"
Posted by: Al Johnson at October 17, 2016 3:48 PM
My life support is laying right next to my chair.
Just looked.
She is laying IN my chair, amongst the 5 spokes with casters. Her snoot is against my right heel.
Couple weeks ago she nibbled the little loop off the back of my left boot and I didn't notice til the next morning when I put it on. She's subtle....
Posted by: ghostsniper at October 17, 2016 6:14 PM
My wife, Lucretia de Bat Shit Crazy de Boyle, won't let me have a dog.
She says, "One bitch in this house is enough."
I agree, as I have been trained to do, and add, "A fat bitch, too."
However, I have trained her to eat out of my hand. You should see her butt hole snap at a bit of buttered toast.
"Wait for it....Okay!"
Posted by: Lance de Boyle at October 17, 2016 10:14 PM
Dog, God -- depends on your viewpoint.
From your experience which is more loyal, loving, and lovable?
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