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September 27, 2015
"No problem. I've done this thousands of times."
Driver tries to scare off spider using lighter, sets gas station on fire.Posted by gerardvanderleun at September 27, 2015 12:19 PM. This is an entry on the sideblog of American Digest: Check it out.
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Now that's embarrassing. Reminds me of when I set a row of dead poplars on fire when burning off some dead grass...
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at September 27, 2015 1:34 PM
I poured gas on a smoldering leaf fire.
In slow motion at light speed the fire climbed the gas stream and wrapped itself around the nozzle on the can.
I snapped out of my hypnotic stupor and threw the can as I turned and ran.
KWA-BOOOOOOM
I looked like Bruce Willis on Diehard - flying through the exploding air, and 2 of the windows on that side of the house cracked.
Posted by: ghostsniper at September 27, 2015 2:53 PM
Got that spider I'll bet.
Posted by: Vermont Woodchuck at September 28, 2015 3:24 AM
Must be the same guy responsible for our current foreign policy.
Posted by: DonRodrigo at September 28, 2015 10:13 AM
PETA will be down on his ass for interrupting the food chain like that.
Posted by: chasmatic at September 30, 2015 10:20 AM