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August 18, 2015
"Just when you thought it was safe to go back in the water...."
Posted by gerardvanderleun at August 18, 2015 11:51 AM. This is an entry on the sideblog of American Digest: Check it out.
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Not pretty.
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at August 18, 2015 12:30 PM
It is really amazing what a little water will do to makeup and hair color.
Posted by: Terry at August 18, 2015 12:45 PM
Do you know why Chelsea is so ugly?
Because Janet Reno is her real father!
Posted by: pkerot at August 18, 2015 4:57 PM
Somebody shaved it's ass and made it walk backwards.
Posted by: ghostsniper at August 18, 2015 5:35 PM
re: "Because Janet Reno is her real father!" pkerot
Not likely and a bad joke. The likely father is Webster Hubbell. Check out photos of Hubbell and Chelsea.
Dan Kurt
Posted by: Dan Kurt at August 18, 2015 6:44 PM
Are there any pics of Hillary when she was pregnant? Chelsea looks like she sprang from the earth and the earth must look like Web Hubbell.
Posted by: Joan of Argghh! at August 19, 2015 4:05 AM
The problem with ugly women is that they try twice as hard to justify their existence or they drop out and become feminazi lesbians. Chelsea did neither. She vibes" loser.
My uncle Letsgo Lozko, the infamous Bantam Chicken King of the mid-west had a cow that looked like Chelsea. She gave sour milk or none at all. He traded her for a dozen hens and two roosters. The cow, he later learned, went straight to the glue factory.
Posted by: chasmatic at August 19, 2015 10:47 AM
What's that in the background? The top of Captain Nemo's Nautilus? A Secret Service Agent trying to spearfish Chelsea?
Posted by: DonRodrigo at August 19, 2015 12:01 PM
Don, I bet that's Mark. Every chance he gets he turns his head or distances himself from the cow.
There's bad genetics in that clan. Inbreeding and perpetuation of undesirable characteristics. She's waiting for the parents to die and he's waiting for her to die.
loser vibes all over the place.
Posted by: chasmatic at August 19, 2015 12:55 PM
Chelsea is an extremely fortunate woman to be alive. After all, her mother is a very faithful Molockian.
Posted by: Dennis Myers at August 19, 2015 2:03 PM
They're still together? I thought I read some time ago that their marriage was on the rocks.
Of course, with her parents setting her an example, maybe she and Mark are still together in the same sense that Bill and Hill are.
Posted by: Grizzly at August 19, 2015 6:32 PM
When my uncle Letsgo the Bantam King had chickens that looked like that he wouldn't even relegate them to the stewpot.
He'd sell them to the hot dog makers. Ever wonder what those "animal byproducts" are?
Posted by: chasmatic at August 19, 2015 11:16 PM