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March 13, 2015
So God made a Clinton.
God said, “I need somebody willing to spend decades nursing naked ambition.
And then watch it die when some upstart nobody from Chicago decides he doesn’t want to wait his turn. Then dry her eyes and say, ‘Maybe in 2016.’ I need somebody who can shiv a political enemy with nothing more than a nail file and an iPhone case she swore was way too inconvenient to carry around in addition to a Blackberry. And who, in primary and general campaign season, will doggedly complete the Sunday show sweep, and then pop up on TV again later that evening to tell you, ‘The server will remain private.’” So God made a Clinton. So God Made A Clinton
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And then the stupid bitch went and ate the apple.
Posted by: Vermont Woodchuck ![[TypeKey Profile Page]](http://americandigest.org/sidelines/nav-commenters.gif)
at March 13, 2015 3:27 PM
I make a Clinton every morning.
Posted by: Rich Fader at March 14, 2015 1:49 PM
God also made warts, boils, mosquitoes, poison ivy, thorns, diseases, flesh eating bacteria, and Clintons.
Posted by: tripletap at March 15, 2015 6:06 AM