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February 9, 2015

35-yr-old man says witches instructed him to cut off his manhood

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A witch appeared to him in his dreams, telling him to cut off his penis since he was impotent.
"Prior to the incident, I had a dream in which three unidentified women appeared to me and ordered that I drink battery acid, which I did the following morning without the knowledge of anyone. Three days after, I had another dream where the same women ordered me to wake up and cut off my manhood. It was after cutting it off that I regained consciousness. So I rushed home for immediate remedy."
Manipulation @ Pulse: Nigeria's Number 1 News

Posted by gerardvanderleun at February 9, 2015 6:48 PM. This is an entry on the sideblog of American Digest: Check it out.

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Nigeria. That is disappointing. I was hoping it was Obama

Posted by: Fat Man [TypeKey Profile Page] at February 9, 2015 9:19 PM

Well, he's a credit to his race, that's for sure.

Posted by: chasmatic [TypeKey Profile Page] at February 9, 2015 11:37 PM

Wonder if they have more of these mobius strips of stupidity in Ferguson, Oakland, Chicago, St. Louis, N'Orleans and other abundantly stuffed places of slack-brained types.

Posted by: Vermont Woodchuck [TypeKey Profile Page] at February 10, 2015 6:07 AM

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