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February 27, 2015
A Nokia 3310 if you must know. Pervert.
Woman gets mobile phone stuck in her vagina The 27-year-old had been using her Nokia 3310 to pleasure herself. But it slipped too far inside her and she was unable to remove it. When she realised it was stuck she had no choice but call her gynaecologist and say she had an emergency. While sat in the doctor's waiting room the woman's phone began to RING.Posted by gerardvanderleun at February 27, 2015 11:19 PM. This is an entry on the sideblog of American Digest: Check it out.
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Hopefully she had the foresight to have it on "vibrate".
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at February 28, 2015 5:55 AM
I guess this ends my attempts to hide my stuttering problem.
Posted by: DaveR at February 28, 2015 5:59 AM
If it was in side her ya-ya, how did she call the doctor?
Posted by: Fat Man at February 28, 2015 6:18 AM
You've heard of butt-dialing?
Posted by: browncoat at February 28, 2015 6:26 AM
I can't help but think of Ernestine (Lily Tomlin), the telephone operator on Laugh In, always giggling.
Posted by: BillH at February 28, 2015 7:11 AM
I've heard of quiffing ping pong balls across the room, but dialing a phone, from inside?
Quick! Call "America Has Talent"!
Posted by: ghostsniper at February 28, 2015 8:03 AM
Everyone I know carries a smart phone of some sort and maybe I'm wrong but an iPhone or an android doesn't really look like anything that could be pushed into a vag.
Now an old Nokia would be perfect I suppose.
Posted by: Jack at February 28, 2015 8:08 AM
Does she go to Wesleyan? Sounds like something they're working on for a kink project.
Posted by: Vermont Woodchuck at February 28, 2015 11:03 AM
Hope face time was activated.
Posted by: tripletap at February 28, 2015 12:35 PM
Posted by: Rich Fader at February 28, 2015 1:57 PM
This really happened. No shit. My buddy told me about it:
A guy is driving around the back woods of Montana and he sees a sign in front of a broken down shanty-style house: Talking Dog For Sale
He rings the bell and the owner appears and tells him the dog is in the backyard.
The guy goes into the backyard and sees a nice looking Labrador Retriever sitting there.
"You talk?" he asks.
"Yep," the Lab replies.
After the guy recovers from the shock of hearing a dog talk, he says "So, what's your story?"
The Lab looks up and says, "Well, I discovered that I could talk when I was pretty young. I wanted to help the government, so I told the CIA. In no time at all they had me jetting from country to country, sitting in rooms with spies and world leaders, because no one figured a dog would be eavesdropping.
"I was one of their most valuable spies for eight years running. But the jetting around really tired me out, and I knew I wasn't getting any younger so I decided to settle down. I signed up for a job at the airport to do some undercover security, wandering near suspicious characters and listening in. I uncovered some incredible dealings and was awarded a batch of medals.
"I got married, had a mess of puppies, and now I'm just retired."
The guy is amazed. He goes back in and asks the owner what he wants for the dog.
"Ten dollars," the guy says.
"Ten dollars? This dog is amazing! Why on earth are you selling him so cheap?"
"Because he's a liar. He never did any of that shit."
Posted by: chasmatic at March 1, 2015 7:31 AM