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January 21, 2015
If you needed another reason to nuke Portland, OR from orbit...
Meow! Portland gets its first ever cat lounge Purringtons Lounge will hold its grand opening this Saturday at noon in Northeast Portland.
Owner Kristen Castillo hopes café fare and the opportunity to lounge around in the company of 8-10 cats will entice consumers to give Purringtons a shot. Like a regular café, you can go in and order food and drinks, but you also have the option of paying $8 to go into the cat area to enjoy your fare.For $8 more male patrons can be deballed before leaving.
Posted by gerardvanderleun at January 21, 2015 8:30 AM. This is an entry on the sideblog of American Digest: Check it out.
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For $8 more male patrons can be deballed before leaving.
Who gets the nut cut, the cat or the patron?
Posted by: Vermont Woodchuck ![[TypeKey Profile Page]](http://americandigest.org/sidelines/nav-commenters.gif)
at January 21, 2015 8:55 AM
Know how to make a cat act like a dog?
Treat it like one.
Posted by: ghostsniper at January 21, 2015 9:54 AM
I would go there under one condition: some beautiful woman really, really loves the idea, it's Valentine's Day, and she's so appreciative that she screws my brains out afterwards.
Posted by: DonRodrigo at January 21, 2015 9:55 AM
I love cats, but I can't imagine paying to pet one when they're everywhere.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at January 21, 2015 10:13 AM
For $8 more male patrons can be de-balled before leaving.
I bet any males who go into that place are already de-balled.
Posted by: chasmatic at January 21, 2015 8:48 PM
Now, now boys. They already have these places in Japan and they are well liked!
Posted by: pbird at January 22, 2015 7:16 AM
"Now, now boys. They already have these places in Japan and they are well liked!"
Is it true that in Janan the cats are actually girls wearing cat ears? :-) /taking shameful pleasure in making insinuations without evidence
Posted by: pst314 at January 22, 2015 7:54 AM
I bet any males who go into that place are already de-balled
Excuse me Chas: See my comment above. There can be "utilitarian" exceptions.
Posted by: DonRodrigo at January 22, 2015 8:21 AM
Don, you old rogue! I used a variation on the "wolf among sheep" ruse back in the day. All them hippie chicks thought the lambs next to them were OK guys until they felt my teeth at their necks.
Some things never change and in spite of feminists' boundaries and metrosexual males that think wearing panties will get them laid, healthy females want strong healthy males to screw them.
Something about this guy Darwin, propagating the species.
Naturam expellas furca, tamen usque recurret.
You may drive out Nature with a pitchfork, yet she still will hurry back.
Posted by: chasmatic at January 22, 2015 11:33 AM