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November 26, 2014

Caveman Liberalism

Ladies and Gentlemen, the Robert Stacy McCain Summation of Liberal Values:

Women, good; men, bad.
Youth, good; adults, bad.
Atheists, good; Christians, bad.
Hedonism, good; responsibility, bad.
Abortion, good; motherhood, bad.
Sodomy, good; normal sex, bad.
Wilderness, good; carbon energy, bad.
Labor unions, good; entrepreneurs, bad.
Government, good; corporations, bad.
Foreigners, good; Americans, bad.
Democrats, good; Republicans, bad.

Via Don Surber who adds: My modifications to his list would be:

Wilderness, good; carbon energy, civilization bad.
Labor unions, good; entrepreneurs, workers, bad.

My one addition would be:

Enemy, good; our military, bad.

Posted by gerardvanderleun at November 26, 2014 7:37 AM. This is an entry on the sideblog of American Digest: Check it out.

Your Say

Party line, good; facts, bad.

Posted by: Syd B. [TypeKey Profile Page] at November 26, 2014 7:56 AM

Feeling good; Thinking bad.

Posted by: Christopher [TypeKey Profile Page] at November 26, 2014 8:28 AM

Lists good: reading lists bad.

Posted by: chasmatic [TypeKey Profile Page] at November 26, 2014 10:17 AM

Most of that list looks like something a child would come up with doesn't it?

Posted by: ghostsniper [TypeKey Profile Page] at November 26, 2014 11:14 AM

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