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Round these parts they're trying who's a good gurl, times 7.

God, please help me become the person my dog thinks I am.

Man’s Best Friend

"Gentlemen of the jury, a man's dog stands by him in prosperity and poverty, in health and sickness.
He will sleep on the cold ground, where the wintry winds blow, and the snow drives fiercely, if only he can be near his master's side.
He will kiss the hand that has no food to offer; he will lick the wounds and sores that come in encounter with the roughness of the world.
He guards the sleep of his pauper master as if he were a prince. When all other friends desert, he remains.
When riches take wings and reputation falls to pieces, he is as constant in his love as the sun in its journey through the heavens." - George Graham Vest

And whether you've been gone for 5 minutes or 5 hours, when you return they act like you're the best thing they have ever seen.

Just got a new one recently and she's amazingly smart. Australian Brittany, 5 months old. She'll either knock 10 years off my age, or put me in the grave.

Old joke: It's raining, your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling and banging on the front door. Who do you let in first?

The dog: it will shut up when it comes in.

A dog can never have too many friends. In that regard, and ONLY in that regard, he's like a politician. In every other regard he's the moral and intellectual superior of the aforementioned comparison.

I apologize in advance to any dog I may have insulted.

Don't worry
Be Furry.

"Wait, I think that's a tennis ball over there."

Don't worry
Be Furry.

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