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October 10, 2013

Seattle Police to Stephen Colbert: "You, sir. Shut the fuck up, sir."

You also claimed our department has not done enough to keep “medical-grade dispensary dank away from kids,” and has failed to address the serious side effects of marijuana, such as short-term memory loss.
We simply cannot remember a time we were more incensed by such a blatant mischaracterization of our department. We continue to investigate the sale of marijuana to minors, and we certainly do not encourage the use of silly branding like “Bubba Kush” and “Alien Dog.” If it were up to us, pot brands would have names like “Remember to Call Your Mother” and “You Don’t Want to Grow Up to Be a Drummer, Do You?” - - An Open Letter to Stephen Colbert and Colbert Nation

Posted by gerardvanderleun at October 10, 2013 2:38 PM. This is an entry on the sideblog of American Digest: Check it out.

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"We’ll have you know, sir, that our department continues to pursue marijuana-related infractions, such as the sale of marijuana-infused snacks without a license.

Posted by: Jewel at October 10, 2013 11:58 PM

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