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September 16, 2013

Headline of the Week (Only Monday but Still the Winner)

Father who crashed car wearing prosthetic breasts at 160kmph while high on meth with 2 daughters in the back of the car jailed for 29 months | Mail Online [HT: Rob]

Posted by gerardvanderleun at September 16, 2013 5:44 PM. This is an entry on the sideblog of American Digest: Check it out.

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That story gets sadder and stranger as you read it.

Posted by: Potsie at September 16, 2013 6:01 PM

I'll take misplaced modifiers for $200, Alex.

Posted by: Joan of Argghh! at September 16, 2013 7:02 PM

Yep that one is up there with headless body in topless bar. Wordy, but it just keeps getting more atrocious.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at September 16, 2013 10:19 PM

Back in the 80's, a buddy and I wrote an Enquirer headline we thought had it all:

"UFO Brings Jackie O. Elvis' Secret Diet to Cure AIDS"

Posted by: leelu at September 17, 2013 7:36 AM

What's wrong with that?

Signed,

Miley Cyrus
Lindsay Lohan
George Michael
Jacko
Madonna

Posted by: bill at September 17, 2013 10:35 AM

How do you put prosthetic breasts on a car??? Was this one of Hugh Hefner's vehicles?

Posted by: Hangtown Bob at September 19, 2013 7:42 AM

How do you put prosthetic breasts on a car??? Was this one of Hugh Hefner's vehicles?

Posted by: Hangtown Bob at September 19, 2013 7:42 AM