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July 12, 2013
Biden Says Department of Homeland Security Crawling with Lesbians
GAYLE KING: Is the administration concerned with the caliber of the women working under her?JOE BIDEN: I can assure you, the stable of girls Janet’s harnessed to service her are smart, competent and stronger than government mules. Daily Rash
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Sales skyrocket for the Steely Dan Yokohama.
William S. Burroughs, Naked Lunch:
"Mary is strapping on a rubber penis. 'Steely Dan III from Yokohama,' she says, caressing the shaft.
'What happen to Steely Dan I?'
'He was torn in two by a bull dyke. She could cave in a lead pipe.'
'And Steely Dan II?'
'Chewed to bits by a famished candiru in the Upper Baboonsasshole. And don't say 'wheeeeeeee!' this time.'
Reelin' in the years, one day at a time.
Posted by: chasmatic at July 12, 2013 7:26 PM
Joe Biden uses his tongue purtier than a twenty-dollar whore.
Posted by: Rich Fader at July 12, 2013 7:44 PM
Well played, sir. Well played.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at July 12, 2013 8:44 PM