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July 12, 2013

Biden Says Department of Homeland Security Crawling with Lesbians

GAYLE KING: Is the administration concerned with the caliber of the women working under her?
JOE BIDEN: I can assure you, the stable of girls Janet’s harnessed to service her are smart, competent and stronger than government mules. Daily Rash

Posted by gerardvanderleun at July 12, 2013 3:13 PM. This is an entry on the sideblog of American Digest: Check it out.

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Sales skyrocket for the Steely Dan Yokohama.

William S. Burroughs, Naked Lunch:

"Mary is strapping on a rubber penis. 'Steely Dan III from Yokohama,' she says, caressing the shaft.

'What happen to Steely Dan I?'

'He was torn in two by a bull dyke. She could cave in a lead pipe.'

'And Steely Dan II?'

'Chewed to bits by a famished candiru in the Upper Baboonsasshole. And don't say 'wheeeeeeee!' this time.'

Reelin' in the years, one day at a time.

Posted by: chasmatic at July 12, 2013 7:26 PM

Joe Biden uses his tongue purtier than a twenty-dollar whore.

Posted by: Rich Fader at July 12, 2013 7:44 PM

Well played, sir. Well played.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at July 12, 2013 8:44 PM

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