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Is there any part of the job he enjoys? Why did he bother running for the office? Oh! Wait! That's right: to wreck the country. Sorry. I forgot for a minute there.

M

Hard not to despair. Not enough people see and understand.
Thanks for helping us understand.

Dude stole a ring from the Patriots owner, Putin might be having some guilt issues.

"You don't seem very flexible tonight, Barack."

If I were Putin I wouldn't turn my back, or pick up the soap.

If I were Putin I wouldn't turn my back, or pick up the soap.

Uh, Barry is the catcher, not the pitcher.

Putin is bored.

No reason to be in the ring with somebody he's already beaten.

It's because the Usurper knows he's a henpecked poseur, while Vlad's the real deal. And Vlad knows it.

Also, the Usurper hates and despises his country, so he's got nothing to counteract the patriotic Vlad.

Look how hard the Usurper is clenching his jaw to keep his loserocity under control. If we could see the thought balloons, above the Usurper's head would be "Shit! Must. Shut.Up. If I speak, it will be obvious immediately to everyone I'm a dolt and a fake." And above Vlad's "Sheesh! What a pathetic loser! Turn away in embarrassment or 300 million Americans will suddenly realize I think they're all idiots for voting for this chump."

Vlad's an asshole, but he survived and rose in the toxic brew of the KGB. Barry is an affirmative action metro-sexual Bolshevik ruled by women. Barry gives Vlad the creeps.

"Barry gives Vlad the creeps."

I'd imagine that Putin is disgusted by Obama, but I don't think Obama gives him the creeps. After all, for something to creep you out you have to have at least a tiny bit of fear that it might hurt you in some way.

Barry vibes LOSER. Eastwood's empty chair has more chi. Heck, even Hoffa, as dead as he is, has more chi.

(buzzwords follow, flamers welcome):

Truman, Nixon, Reagan, Palin, Thatcher, even JFK, these leaders had the energy, the persona, the added dimension that made them notable. Right or wrong, good or bad are dynamics only the cleverest of pundits will address. Add your own, consider any public figures, Trump, Iacocca, get the picture? Energy. Substance. For the most part working for the greater good. And the power they got comes from within. Drop any one of 'em a hundred miles into the bush with three days food and a pocket knife, they'll make it back. Well, not the dead ones.

Barry? Really?

You think I'm joking, but its true:

http://www.washingtonpost.com/blogs/reliable-source/wp/2013/06/16/vladimir-putin-denies-stealing-superbowl-ring/

Between crime lord Putin and NFL owner Kraft, I know who I trust more. His story rings incredibly true:
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Kraft was showing off his oversized bling when Putin slipped it on his finger and said, “I can kill someone with this ring,” Kraft said he put his hand out to get it back when Putin “put it in his pocket, and three KGB guys got around him and walked out.”

Kraft wanted the ring back — sentimental value, engraved name — and asked the Bush White House to intervene. But he said U.S. officials were afraid that pressing Putin to return the ring would endanger relations between the two countries and urged Kraft to say he meant to give it to Putin.
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It wouldn't surprise me at all for the Bush white house to do that, either.

Tom... especially Palin.

Barry? Dick. Both hands. And flashlight. No.

Putin looks like the cat that ate the canary. O looks like the canary when it realizes it's toast.

O: "I think I wet myself."
P: "Damn. He wet himself."

I think that took place when Putin was visiting the White House. Hilarious story either way. He'll be lucky he doesn't get a polonium pellet in his wheaties now.

Putin is a ring bandit.

Barry somehow always drops the soap.

Here ya go, fully thought-ballooned.