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Given Obama's use of the race card:
Dawgg eat dog.

Just add beaglejuice (don't say that three times) for a more rich flavor.

Old Uncle Lola
Grabbed some canola
To fry his new stepson some dog
And when it got rare
He served some to Bar
Which left Mother Stanley agog

Chicken Poodle and spam casserole ?
Recipes from the dark side.

You gotta warn a guy first. I will never get the monitor clean again.

Funny that the president named his dog Bo. It is the first ingredient in bosintang. (Korean dog stew)

Revisiting an old saw:

A bartender notices former President Obama is sitting morosely at the end of the bar and asks, "Why so blue, sir?"

"Well," he says, "I killed Osama bin Laden but am I remembered as a great military leader? No."

He continued, "I appointed two of the most left-wing judges to the Supreme Court but am I remembered as the man who tilted the scales of justice? No."

The President raises his hands in exasperation and shouts, "I signed the legislation that radically transformed the relationship between the American citizen and the government, but am I remembered as the champion of the poor? No!"

And as he looked sullenly back down at his drink, he mumbles, "But you eat one stupid dog..."

I saw Obama in a piece of toast:

http://i224.photobucket.com/albums/dd137/gorebot/Obamatoast.jpg

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