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February 2, 2012

YUMM!: 64 year-old tub of lard still 'fit for consumption'


"There is of course a slight lack of smell and taste," sniffed Frerk Feldhusen,
from the office of agriculture, food safety and fisheries in the eastern state of Mecklenburg-Western Pomerania. However, "all in all, given its level of freshness and its material composition, the product is assessed as satisfactory," Feldhusen said, adding it would stand up to today's definition of being fit for the dinner table. --PhotoBlog -

Posted by gerardvanderleun at February 2, 2012 2:03 PM. This is an entry on the sideblog of American Digest: Check it out.

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Is that what Rosie O'Donnell will look like when rendered down?

Posted by: Don Rodrigo at February 2, 2012 3:55 PM

Ex-actly! But she will be unfit for consumption.

Posted by: vanderleun at February 2, 2012 4:14 PM

"There is of course a slight lack of smell and taste"

Of course. It's Swift's Bland Lard.

Posted by: rickl at February 2, 2012 4:33 PM

64 year-old tub of lard? This time Romney's gone too far with the negative advertising.

Posted by: Gagdad Bob at February 2, 2012 5:30 PM

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