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January 10, 2012
Haircuts of the Losers!
Newt Gingrich looks like he’s wearing a bowl of boxed mashed potatoes on top of his fat watermelon face. Rick Perry parts his greasy mop in the middle, like a mental patient. Rick Santorum probably walks into his barber shop and says, “Give me the Bob Saget.” I could go on and on. Those hapless losers might as well be completely bald, like Donald fucking Trump. --McSweeney’s Internet Tendency: Monologue: Mitt Romney’s Haircut Will Not Be Denied.Posted by gerardvanderleun at January 10, 2012 6:03 PM. This is an entry on the sideblog of American Digest: Check it out.
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Are we talking about a hair fetish here?
Posted by: Peccable at January 11, 2012 2:44 AM