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May 24, 2011
Bernard Henri-Levy Philosopher: "My Good Friend Dominique Strauss-Kahn Has Sodomized Me On Any Number Of Occasions And I Never Bitched Out About It"
I first met this affable cyclone of aggravated sexual assault at a book party hosted by the always ebullient Mme. Simplesse-Callie, in her delightful Alice In Wonderland themed topiary garden.
He was wearing a closely-tailored suit by Vivienne Westwood, which was all the rage that wine-soaked summer, and carrying an elegant rape-kit, especially designed for him by Louis Vitton, which, as I would find out later, was not merely an affectation, because he had handcuffs and a cattle prod in there, in the handcuff compartment and cattle-prod convenience pouch. From almost the moment I saw him, I was arrested by his eyes, his manner, his undeniable intellect; I was also arrested by his brutish arms and iron grip, because within moments, I was up against the March Hare, being raped. -- Special Guest Commentary <i>(Bumped)</i>
Posted by Vanderleun at May 24, 2011 4:44 PM. This is an entry on the sideblog of American Digest: Check it out.
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Hyphenated names....
Posted by: Rob De Witt at May 24, 2011 8:41 PM