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March 2, 2011
In order to help extend the lives of my valued readers of the testosterone persuasion I hereby decree tomorrow to be "All Great Racks All Day Day" in this here sidebar. So tune in and extend your life!
Breast Is BestAccording to Dr. Karen Weatherby, a gerontologist and author of the study, gawking at women’s breasts is a healthy practice, almost at par with an intense exercise regime, that prolongs the lifespan of a man by five years. She added, “Just 10 minutes of staring at the charms of a well-endowed female, is roughly equivalent to a 30-minute aerobics work-out.”
Posted by Vanderleun at March 2, 2011 5:36 PM. This is an entry on the sideblog of American Digest: Check it out.
Your Say
Be so kind as to tell us of the estrogenical persuasion how we accommodate your quest to um, lengthen, your readers' lives.
Posted by: Jewel at March 2, 2011 6:41 PM
Holy Moley!!!!
If I can stare at the boobies, the great tata's, the rack, the holy hooters, the fun bags for 2 hours a day (equals 6 hours of conditioning), I can be an Olympic champion!!!
BRING IT ON!!!!!
Posted by: Hangtown Bob at March 2, 2011 6:46 PM
Dear Sweet Bob, have a cup of something and settle down. Or up. Or both:
Posted by: Jewel at March 2, 2011 7:03 PM
zzzz...mmphhl....did somebody say breasts?
Posted by: westsoundmodern at March 2, 2011 7:10 PM
Jewel,
I'll NEVER be able to look at my measuring cups, tea cups, coffee cups, athletic cups (NO, No, No, Sorry) in the same way ever again!!!
Posted by: Hangtown Bob at March 2, 2011 7:19 PM
Well. I guess I'm up for a workout.
Anything to keep Michelle from materializing in the middle of my Saturday eggs/bacon/waffles service.
Thanks in advance, Mr. V.
Posted by: TmjUtah at March 2, 2011 7:25 PM
Tomorrow should prove to be no different from any other day in a man's life. According to this study, you all could live as long as your eyesight holds out. That is something to celebrate. And levels the playing field since women outlive men naturally. Knock yourselves out, fellas!
Posted by: RedCarolina at March 2, 2011 8:26 PM
Damn, RC, you raise a point...so to speak. We need a Braille edition of Great Racks Day, Gerard! For those poor geezers whose eyeballs are dead in their sockets.
Posted by: Jewel at March 2, 2011 8:55 PM
Good morning. Jewel, good idea, but already done. Check out "Porn for the blind" from canada (makes sense, it is discriminatory to have porn for sighted people alone, eh?)
http://newsfeed.time.com/2011/01/03/artist-creates-touchable-porn-for-the-blind/
Posted by: rsj at March 3, 2011 4:09 AM
Are we going to get the Braille edition in 3-D?
Posted by: Peccable at March 3, 2011 4:41 AM
Can we have All Great Organ of Copulation Day All Day for the female readers? It seems to extend our lives too.
Posted by: Cilla Mitchell, Galveston Texas at March 3, 2011 5:33 AM
Jewel that will require a new study. This one is on gawking, not groping. The Braille porn is quite fascinating and will keep gropers out of trouble. I'm still worried about the gawkers. Cilla, we may have to take "matters" into our own hands, so to speak, because I'm pretty sure the Nordstrom shoe rack post was meant for us.
Posted by: RedCarolina at March 3, 2011 7:54 AM
Sadly a coalition of militant feminist organizations has conspired to obliterate all evidence of this study and indeed, of the scientist who performed this ground breaking work. They are now struggling mightily to portray this most valuable scientific study as a complete internet hoax, further demonstrating that their complete enmity to the oppressed males of our species knows no bounds.
Posted by: djaces at March 3, 2011 11:06 AM
Be so kind as to tell us of the estrogenical persuasion how we accommodate your quest to um, lengthen, your readers' lives.
Charge admission.
Posted by: Don Rodrigo at March 3, 2011 12:17 PM
Thank you. My life is better already.
Posted by: pdwalker at March 4, 2011 8:14 AM